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[TDH Episode 2: The First Day of Cruel, Part 2]

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In this episode of TDH, we will introduce some basic concepts, a few of the seniors, our first challenge, and our first elimination.

Heeere we go, guys. Sorry if it seems short, but in actuality, it's about 13 pages long. @.@ Enjoy.

1 of 7 contest winners are introduced in this episode, making a total of 3/7 since the series started. I won't say what else we're having, but I'll let you know; another contest winner will be a senior.

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TDH EPISODE 2: The First Day of Cruel Part 2

Christeen: Welcome to episode 2 of Total Drama Highschool. Christeen, you’re favorite hostess, is here to host the show.

Christeen: Last time, on TOTAL DRAMA HIGHSCHOOL:

[Flashback: Sam Arriving]

Christeen: All of the students of this season arrived. I’ll admit; some were wicked cool…

[Flashback: Jeanette Arriving]

But others were shy…

[Flashback: Alexis Arriving]

Weird…

[Flashback: Brittany Arriving]

…And downright clinically insane!

[Flashback: Ryan Arriving]

All in all, though…this season’s gonna be pretty sweet! Just wait until all of the campers come out of their shells, and into the world of Reality TV!

What will the freshmen do? Will they love? Will they hate? Will they get pummeled by seniors on the VERY FIRST DAY?

Find out now, on Total Drama Highschool!

[Cuts to Intro: Book of Rules]

~~

[Christeen is standing in front of the freshman, sitting at the Detention Hall, located outside, under an awning.]

Christeen: Freshman! Welcome to your new home for the next several weeks! How are you feeling?

All: [Groans]

John: [Moans]

All: O_O

Christeen: Great! Now, before we start our first challenge, I’d like to show you a thing or two.

[Scene Change: OUTSIDE OF JANITOR’S CLOSET]

Christeen: Here is the painfully obvious Janitor’s Closet! It’s similar to the Outhouse and Make-up Trailer of past seasons. You can use it to comment, confess, complain, or just ‘cause you feel like it.

[Scene Change: JANITOR’S CLOSET: JAMIE]

Jamie: Ahh! It’s kinda dark in here, eh? And I think the bucket I’m sitting on has some form of rodent underneath it! This place is AWESOME!

[Scene Change: JANITOR’S CLOSET: SHAWN]

Shawn: …8D.

[Static.]

Christeen: You guys’ll have plenty of time to get acquainted with the Janitor’s Closet later. In the mean time, let’s introduce only but a few of your many enemies for the next couple of weeks: The seniors.

[A small group of seniors approaches the freshman, all of them glaring at each individual freshie.]

All: [Gasp]

Christeen: I’ll introduce four of them right now. The rest…you’ll find out on your own. Ha! Here we have…Taylor!

Taylor: Blech, freshmen. Do whatever I say this season, and no one gets hurt. Got that, brats? [Eyes Vera down]

Vera: O_o;;;;;

Christeen: A very dynamic entrance, Taylor! So harmonic…and beautifully said, too!

Emma: Haha, you guys have 4 more years of high school left…

Christeen: Yeah, sucks for them, dudn’t it? Kiara, step forwards, let’s hear what you have to add!

…Honestly, Christeen; you picked some pathetic looking freshmen.

Christeen: [Bows] Thank you! Thank you! Really guys…Thank you. [Starts to tear up, but then wipes them away] Steven, Josh, do you have anything to add?

Steven and Josh: Freshmen suck! Freshmen suck! [Chants]

[Other seniors join in.]

Freshmen: O_O

Christeen: Come on, guys! We have plenty of time for the Freshmen Hunt later. How about right now, we just get started with our first challenge?

Kevin: Which issssss?

Christeen: I’m glad you asked! Follow me, will ya?

[Scene Change: MATH CLASSROOM]

Jeanette: So…We’re doing a math challenge? D:

Christeen: It’s what you’d think, right? Well, nope! This may sound a little better than math. Here’s how the challenge works:

[Christeen picks up a box full of straws from a nearby desk, and another box of rolled up small pieces of paper.]

Christeen: Spit Ball, anyone? One player from your team will stand in the back of the classroom, with a straw and a box full of USED spitballs, and try to spit them towards another teammate, which will be holding a portable chalkboard. The goal is to hit the board as many times as you can, WITHOUT pissing off your fellow teammate. Any questions?

Alexis: Yeah, uh, I have a…

Christeen: No questions? Great! Now, choose your spitters and your targets.

[On the Crashing Ravens’ side]

Lindsay: Sooo…any idea what we should do?

James’s Bat: James, now! You have your chance to take the lead! Ask to be the spitter!

James: [Looks towards bat] But…

James’s Bat: Silence, you fool! Remember, you’re the only one who can hear me! Now, ask to be the spitter before I hurt you!

James: Okay, I have a plan guys! I’ll be the spitter, and how about Andrea be the target?

Andrea: Why me?

James’s Bat: Because I said so!

James: Because…You’re good at holding chalkboards!

Kevin: You know, he has a point. You ARE good at holding chalkboards!

Andrea: Uh…okay, WHAT?

Ryan: Let’s just do it, okay?!

Andrea: [Sighs] Okay, fine. Let’s get it over with.

Ryan: Awwwright!

[On the Bucking Seahorses’ side]

Triana: Any ideas, guys? I’m kinda good with sports, so I might be able to spit a spitball. Anyone else wanna volunteer?

…

Triana: …Anyone?

Brittany: [Sneezes]

The Team: [Looks at Brittany]

Brittany: O.O…Does this mean I’m it?

John: Great, thanks for volunteering!

Brittany: Wait…whut. D:

[Scene Change: JANITOR’S CLOSET: BRITTANY]

Brittany: Really, what just…Did I just…Whaaa?

[Scene Change: JANITOR’S CLOSET: CLOVER]

Clover: Better her than me.

[Static.]

[Scene Change: JANITOR’S CLOSET: SHAWN]

Shawn: …Hi.

[Static.]

[Scene Change: MATH CLASSROOM]

Christeen: Alright, freshies, are you guys ready? Take your places!

Triana: Ew! Are these REALLY used spitballs?

Christeen: Fresh out of the mouth, actually!

Triana: Gross! Is it too late to turn back?

Christeen: There is no such thing as turning back in reality shows!

James’s Bat: Screw the saliva! Step one; win this challenge. Step two; TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Do you understand that, mortal?

James: Uh…Yeah.

James’s Bat: Then win this petty challenge!

Christeen: Freshman, you ready?

[Holding up chalkboards, having second thoughts]

Christeen: That’s a good sign! On your mark, get set, GO!

[James takes the straw in his hand, reluctantly putting spitballs in his mouth. He aims towards Andrea, hitting her in the eye several times]

Andrea: Hey, what the heck!? [Wipes off spitballs]

Christeen: Oh! One more thing. The target may NOT take their hands off of the chalkboards, or they’re disqualified.

Andrea: …[Holds onto chalkboard with both hands again]

Jamie: Come on, fellow art lover, Brittany! Take it for the team and beat those guys!

John: I know some things I’d take, for or from the team. ;D [Nudge nudge]

Jamie: Uhhh….What? 8D

John: …;D I dunno. Hug?

Jamie: Okay! [Hugs]

James’s Bat: What the bloody hell are you doing? Hit the chalkboard, you infantile disgrace of a human being!

James: I’m trying, I’m trying!

Andrea: Who are you talking to? Come on, let’s go!

James: [Eyes bat] …Alright. [Throws more spitballs, one hitting the board, the other everywhere BUT the target, and in her hair]

Andrea: Hey, watch the hair… Watch the haaair!

[A sloppy wet spitball flies into Andrea’s hair, causing it to instantly poof out within a 2-foot radius all around in a fuzzy mess.]

All: O_O

Andrea: Oh, great…YOU MESSED UP MY HAIR! WHAT THE HECK, JAMES?

Triana: Focus, Brittany! I need you paying attention here, too! [Spits more spitballs, several hitting the chalkboard] I’m pretty good at this!…Kinda.

Christeen: Pick up the pace, freshman! This is timed, ya know?

James: Gah… [Spits the spitballs more, covering Andrea from head to toe in the disgusting spitballs, miraculously hitting everywhere BUT the chalkboard.]

Andrea: AAH!! [Muffled]

James’s Bat: You’ll pay for this, minion!

[James hesitates for a moment, then drops the straw, spitballs, and the bat, his body frozen in an awkward position, his eyes twitching, and everyone looking at him.]

Alexis: Uhhh…James? You okay?

[He remains frozen]

…

James: …I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE ANYMORE! AAAAHHH!

Lindsay: What the heck are you talking about?!

James: [Holds up bat to crowd of people] THIS BAT! HE SPEAKS WORDS OF EVIL! LISTEN!

James’s Bat: …

All: ._.;;

[Scene Change: JANITOR’S CLOSET: SARAH]

Sarah: I thought James was kinda cool…right before that whole bat thing…

[Static.]

James: Don’t you see? DON’T YOU SEE?! HE SPEAKS EVIL! EVIIIL! [Throws the bat into the crowd, hitting Humberto directly in the forehead]

Humberto: [Pauses, looking around]…Oh wait. [Holds forehead] Owwww! Ahhh…man, ow!

[James screams, running out the door with his hands in the air, eyes still twitching. He runs as fast as he can until he runs into a door. Everyone walks outside, looking at him unconscious on the floor.]

Triana: Uhhh…does this mean the challenge is over?

Christeen: [Looks at watch] Uh…yeah.

[Scene Change: JANITOR’S CLOSET: SAM]

Sam: Oh come on! Our first challenge, and we blew it! Niiice, guys, NICE.

[Scene Change: JANITOR’S CLOSET: SHAWN]

Shawn: …I’m Shawn. 8D

[Static.]

[Scene Change: DETENTION HALL]

Christeen: Here we are: The first of the many dramatic Detention Hall Ceremonies! Here we have…The Bucking Seahorses; The first losers of Total Drama Highschool. Now, which one of you will be the first to leave Wawanakwa High for good?

[Scene Change: JANTOR’S CLOSET: JEANETTE]

Jeanette: Don’t you think it’s a LITTLE obvious who’s going home today, Christeen? I mean, really…

[Scene Change: JANITOR’S CLOSET: ANDREA]

Andrea: [Straightening hair] Jeez…You know who I’m voting off tonight.

[Static.]

Christeen: Okay, well, you guys know how these ceremonies work, right? I pass out a stick of gum to every freshman except one. That person will be going home in the Bus of Self-Pity. You ready? [Opens a pack of gum]

Alright, let’s begin…Ryan, you’re staying. [Throws a stick of gum at him]

Ryan: Aweesome!

Christeen: Sam, you too. Alexis, Jeanette, Lindsay, and Kevin. Ernesto, and Vera.

Freshmen, there is only one piece of gum left, and two students before me. The person going home is…

[Pause for dramatic effect.]

Sam: Oh, just say it! Vote off my brother already!

Christeen: Gah…Okay, yeah, Andrea. You’re staying in Total Drama Highschool…for now. James, and James’s Bat…you two are going home tonight.

James: This bat is a freaking dictator, I swear! I’ll show you ALL one day. ALL OF YOU.

[James gets thrown into the bus of losers, getting up to protest, when his own bat gets thrown into his face, knocking him unconscious.]

Sam: Yeah…My brother’s a Shizophrenic. Did I not mention that?

Christeen: Viewers, I’ll check you out next time. Tune in next week for another dramatic episode of

Total

Drama

Highschool!

[Static.]

Description
[TDH Episode 2: The First Day of Cruel, Part 2]

Next: [link]
First: [link]

In this episode of TDH, we will introduce some basic concepts, a few of the seniors, our first challenge, and our first elimination.

Heeere we go, guys. Sorry if it seems short, but in actuality, it's about 13 pages long. @.@ Enjoy.

1 of 7 contest winners are introduced in this episode, making a total of 3/7 since the series started. I won't say what else we're having, but I'll let you know; another contest winner will be a senior.

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TDH EPISODE 2: The First Day of Cruel Part 2

Christeen: Welcome to episode 2 of Total Drama Highschool. Christeen, you’re favorite hostess, is here to host the show.

Christeen: Last time, on TOTAL DRAMA HIGHSCHOOL:

[Flashback: Sam Arriving]

Christeen: All of the students of this season arrived. I’ll admit; some were wicked cool…

[Flashback: Jeanette Arriving]

But others were shy…

[Flashback: Alexis Arriving]

Weird…

[Flashback: Brittany Arriving]

…And downright clinically insane!

[Flashback: Ryan Arriving]

All in all, though…this season’s gonna be pretty sweet! Just wait until all of the campers come out of their shells, and into the world of Reality TV!

What will the freshmen do? Will they love? Will they hate? Will they get pummeled by seniors on the VERY FIRST DAY?

Find out now, on Total Drama Highschool!

[Cuts to Intro: Book of Rules]

~~

[Christeen is standing in front of the freshman, sitting at the Detention Hall, located outside, under an awning.]

Christeen: Freshman! Welcome to your new home for the next several weeks! How are you feeling?

All: [Groans]

John: [Moans]

All: O_O

Christeen: Great! Now, before we start our first challenge, I’d like to show you a thing or two.

[Scene Change: OUTSIDE OF JANITOR’S CLOSET]

Christeen: Here is the painfully obvious Janitor’s Closet! It’s similar to the Outhouse and Make-up Trailer of past seasons. You can use it to comment, confess, complain, or just ‘cause you feel like it.

[Scene Change: JANITOR’S CLOSET: JAMIE]

Jamie: Ahh! It’s kinda dark in here, eh? And I think the bucket I’m sitting on has some form of rodent underneath it! This place is AWESOME!

[Scene Change: JANITOR’S CLOSET: SHAWN]

Shawn: …8D.

[Static.]

Christeen: You guys’ll have plenty of time to get acquainted with the Janitor’s Closet later. In the mean time, let’s introduce only but a few of your many enemies for the next couple of weeks: The seniors.

[A small group of seniors approaches the freshman, all of them glaring at each individual freshie.]

All: [Gasp]

Christeen: I’ll introduce four of them right now. The rest…you’ll find out on your own. Ha! Here we have…Taylor!

Taylor: Blech, freshmen. Do whatever I say this season, and no one gets hurt. Got that, brats? [Eyes Vera down]

Vera: O_o;;;;;

Christeen: A very dynamic entrance, Taylor! So harmonic…and beautifully said, too!

Emma: Haha, you guys have 4 more years of high school left…

Christeen: Yeah, sucks for them, dudn’t it? Kiara, step forwards, let’s hear what you have to add!

…Honestly, Christeen; you picked some pathetic looking freshmen.

Christeen: [Bows] Thank you! Thank you! Really guys…Thank you. [Starts to tear up, but then wipes them away] Steven, Josh, do you have anything to add?

Steven and Josh: Freshmen suck! Freshmen suck! [Chants]

[Other seniors join in.]

Freshmen: O_O

Christeen: Come on, guys! We have plenty of time for the Freshmen Hunt later. How about right now, we just get started with our first challenge?

Kevin: Which issssss?

Christeen: I’m glad you asked! Follow me, will ya?

[Scene Change: MATH CLASSROOM]

Jeanette: So…We’re doing a math challenge? D:

Christeen: It’s what you’d think, right? Well, nope! This may sound a little better than math. Here’s how the challenge works:

[Christeen picks up a box full of straws from a nearby desk, and another box of rolled up small pieces of paper.]

Christeen: Spit Ball, anyone? One player from your team will stand in the back of the classroom, with a straw and a box full of USED spitballs, and try to spit them towards another teammate, which will be holding a portable chalkboard. The goal is to hit the board as many times as you can, WITHOUT pissing off your fellow teammate. Any questions?

Alexis: Yeah, uh, I have a…

Christeen: No questions? Great! Now, choose your spitters and your targets.

[On the Crashing Ravens’ side]

Lindsay: Sooo…any idea what we should do?

James’s Bat: James, now! You have your chance to take the lead! Ask to be the spitter!

James: [Looks towards bat] But…

James’s Bat: Silence, you fool! Remember, you’re the only one who can hear me! Now, ask to be the spitter before I hurt you!

James: Okay, I have a plan guys! I’ll be the spitter, and how about Andrea be the target?

Andrea: Why me?

James’s Bat: Because I said so!

James: Because…You’re good at holding chalkboards!

Kevin: You know, he has a point. You ARE good at holding chalkboards!

Andrea: Uh…okay, WHAT?

Ryan: Let’s just do it, okay?!

Andrea: [Sighs] Okay, fine. Let’s get it over with.

Ryan: Awwwright!

[On the Bucking Seahorses’ side]

Triana: Any ideas, guys? I’m kinda good with sports, so I might be able to spit a spitball. Anyone else wanna volunteer?

…

Triana: …Anyone?

Brittany: [Sneezes]

The Team: [Looks at Brittany]

Brittany: O.O…Does this mean I’m it?

John: Great, thanks for volunteering!

Brittany: Wait…whut. D:

[Scene Change: JANITOR’S CLOSET: BRITTANY]

Brittany: Really, what just…Did I just…Whaaa?

[Scene Change: JANITOR’S CLOSET: CLOVER]

Clover: Better her than me.

[Static.]

[Scene Change: JANITOR’S CLOSET: SHAWN]

Shawn: …Hi.

[Static.]

[Scene Change: MATH CLASSROOM]

Christeen: Alright, freshies, are you guys ready? Take your places!

Triana: Ew! Are these REALLY used spitballs?

Christeen: Fresh out of the mouth, actually!

Triana: Gross! Is it too late to turn back?

Christeen: There is no such thing as turning back in reality shows!

James’s Bat: Screw the saliva! Step one; win this challenge. Step two; TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Do you understand that, mortal?

James: Uh…Yeah.

James’s Bat: Then win this petty challenge!

Christeen: Freshman, you ready?

[Holding up chalkboards, having second thoughts]

Christeen: That’s a good sign! On your mark, get set, GO!

[James takes the straw in his hand, reluctantly putting spitballs in his mouth. He aims towards Andrea, hitting her in the eye several times]

Andrea: Hey, what the heck!? [Wipes off spitballs]

Christeen: Oh! One more thing. The target may NOT take their hands off of the chalkboards, or they’re disqualified.

Andrea: …[Holds onto chalkboard with both hands again]

Jamie: Come on, fellow art lover, Brittany! Take it for the team and beat those guys!

John: I know some things I’d take, for or from the team. ;D [Nudge nudge]

Jamie: Uhhh….What? 8D

John: …;D I dunno. Hug?

Jamie: Okay! [Hugs]

James’s Bat: What the bloody hell are you doing? Hit the chalkboard, you infantile disgrace of a human being!

James: I’m trying, I’m trying!

Andrea: Who are you talking to? Come on, let’s go!

James: [Eyes bat] …Alright. [Throws more spitballs, one hitting the board, the other everywhere BUT the target, and in her hair]

Andrea: Hey, watch the hair… Watch the haaair!

[A sloppy wet spitball flies into Andrea’s hair, causing it to instantly poof out within a 2-foot radius all around in a fuzzy mess.]

All: O_O

Andrea: Oh, great…YOU MESSED UP MY HAIR! WHAT THE HECK, JAMES?

Triana: Focus, Brittany! I need you paying attention here, too! [Spits more spitballs, several hitting the chalkboard] I’m pretty good at this!…Kinda.

Christeen: Pick up the pace, freshman! This is timed, ya know?

James: Gah… [Spits the spitballs more, covering Andrea from head to toe in the disgusting spitballs, miraculously hitting everywhere BUT the chalkboard.]

Andrea: AAH!! [Muffled]

James’s Bat: You’ll pay for this, minion!

[James hesitates for a moment, then drops the straw, spitballs, and the bat, his body frozen in an awkward position, his eyes twitching, and everyone looking at him.]

Alexis: Uhhh…James? You okay?

[He remains frozen]

…

James: …I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE ANYMORE! AAAAHHH!

Lindsay: What the heck are you talking about?!

James: [Holds up bat to crowd of people] THIS BAT! HE SPEAKS WORDS OF EVIL! LISTEN!

James’s Bat: …

All: ._.;;

[Scene Change: JANITOR’S CLOSET: SARAH]

Sarah: I thought James was kinda cool…right before that whole bat thing…

[Static.]

James: Don’t you see? DON’T YOU SEE?! HE SPEAKS EVIL! EVIIIL! [Throws the bat into the crowd, hitting Humberto directly in the forehead]

Humberto: [Pauses, looking around]…Oh wait. [Holds forehead] Owwww! Ahhh…man, ow!

[James screams, running out the door with his hands in the air, eyes still twitching. He runs as fast as he can until he runs into a door. Everyone walks outside, looking at him unconscious on the floor.]

Triana: Uhhh…does this mean the challenge is over?

Christeen: [Looks at watch] Uh…yeah.

[Scene Change: JANITOR’S CLOSET: SAM]

Sam: Oh come on! Our first challenge, and we blew it! Niiice, guys, NICE.

[Scene Change: JANITOR’S CLOSET: SHAWN]

Shawn: …I’m Shawn. 8D

[Static.]

[Scene Change: DETENTION HALL]

Christeen: Here we are: The first of the many dramatic Detention Hall Ceremonies! Here we have…The Bucking Seahorses; The first losers of Total Drama Highschool. Now, which one of you will be the first to leave Wawanakwa High for good?

[Scene Change: JANTOR’S CLOSET: JEANETTE]

Jeanette: Don’t you think it’s a LITTLE obvious who’s going home today, Christeen? I mean, really…

[Scene Change: JANITOR’S CLOSET: ANDREA]

Andrea: [Straightening hair] Jeez…You know who I’m voting off tonight.

[Static.]

Christeen: Okay, well, you guys know how these ceremonies work, right? I pass out a stick of gum to every freshman except one. That person will be going home in the Bus of Self-Pity. You ready? [Opens a pack of gum]

Alright, let’s begin…Ryan, you’re staying. [Throws a stick of gum at him]

Ryan: Aweesome!

Christeen: Sam, you too. Alexis, Jeanette, Lindsay, and Kevin. Ernesto, and Vera.

Freshmen, there is only one piece of gum left, and two students before me. The person going home is…

[Pause for dramatic effect.]

Sam: Oh, just say it! Vote off my brother already!

Christeen: Gah…Okay, yeah, Andrea. You’re staying in Total Drama Highschool…for now. James, and James’s Bat…you two are going home tonight.

James: This bat is a freaking dictator, I swear! I’ll show you ALL one day. ALL OF YOU.

[James gets thrown into the bus of losers, getting up to protest, when his own bat gets thrown into his face, knocking him unconscious.]

Sam: Yeah…My brother’s a Shizophrenic. Did I not mention that?

Christeen: Viewers, I’ll check you out next time. Tune in next week for another dramatic episode of

Total

Drama

Highschool!

[Static.]