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The top - Amber Heard. Everyone’s favourite narcissistic, emotionally damaged and duplicitous psycho who likes to beat up men and crap in their beds. Plus, she’s the object of the affection of movieBen - so there’s no surprise there.

The bottom - Dita Von Teese. THE Queen. Classy, eloquent, shy, softly-spoken, smart, and blessed with a sense of humour, she carries herself with a confidence that most women lack these days. Having been a fan of Dita since 2008 and having seen her perform twice on her Art of the Teese and Glamonatrix tours in Manchester, in 2018 and 2022 respectively, I can confirm that she is very tiny in real life. She’s also one of my fantasy dinner party invites because she is one amazing woman. And she looks fantastic at 50 years old.

So, in short, I know which woman I’d prefer 😉

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The top - Amber Heard. Everyone’s favourite narcissistic, emotionally damaged and duplicitous psycho who likes to beat up men and crap in their beds. Plus, she’s the object of the affection of movieBen - so there’s no surprise there.

The bottom - Dita Von Teese. THE Queen. Classy, eloquent, shy, softly-spoken, smart, and blessed with a sense of humour, she carries herself with a confidence that most women lack these days. Having been a fan of Dita since 2008 and having seen her perform twice on her Art of the Teese and Glamonatrix tours in Manchester, in 2018 and 2022 respectively, I can confirm that she is very tiny in real life. She’s also one of my fantasy dinner party invites because she is one amazing woman. And she looks fantastic at 50 years old.

So, in short, I know which woman I’d prefer 😉