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That's right. Even Google thinks so.I am aware that some people are very sensitive about their opinions being conflicted with. Please know that I am not telling you that you are wrong in liking Twilight. I'm simply using this as my outlet to voice my own opinion.
NOW. I know that, despite this gracious warning, some Twilight Extremist will scream and yell and throw a hissy-fit over this. I know because I used to be that way. I'm simply going to say that you are wasting your breath and time trying to convince me to change my opinion. I won't.
I have been badgered to read the book.
I read the book.
And then my brain shut itself down, begging me to know what it did to deserve this horrid treatment.
That was around Chapter 4.
I have spared my brain, and I will not read any farther.
I do, however, know the gist of what happens in the book via scanning pages, reviews, and crazed ex-friends.
I will not read the rest of the book because I love my brain and I need it to stay healthy for later years.
Also, if the beginning four chapters weren't any good, then why would the rest of it be? So don't demand it of me.
If you choose to completely ignore me and rant rant rant all the live-long day about how stupid, retarded, ugly, uncool, and pathetic you think I am, then this is my final warning:
Do it.
We'll see how long you last on my turf.
Oh, and one more thing. Don't claim that I'm trying to tell you how to live, or what to like. Don't tell me that I'm saying you have no right to voice your opinion. You can. You can tell me exactly where I should shove this deviation; so long as you do it in a semi-reasonable, sane, and - at the very least - polite way. I respect people who can check themselves at the door and speak up in a calm fashion. I will happily debate with you.
Trolls, however, will be shot on sight.
Consider yourself warned.
But besides that, I hope this brings other Anti-Twilight fans a smile. Maybe even a laugh. No worries; you guys are (mostly) safe for my wrath.
EDIT: This screen shot was originally made for FaceBook's "Pieces of Flair" Application. If you have a FB and use Flair, then you can find the "Even Google..." flair button there, too.
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Comments: 139
lukaner-Z [2013-09-21 19:14:34 +0000 UTC]
oh,i thought you were talking about the mlp character
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Ask-TheHunter [2012-09-11 21:13:49 +0000 UTC]
omg how did you do that get the epic fail thing!
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puppyface13 [2011-12-31 16:57:18 +0000 UTC]
I tried to read it my dad even got got me a lot of the books for Christmas but I just couldn't read them all I couldn't even understand what the plot was D:
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Alister-Amelda [2011-04-25 23:35:48 +0000 UTC]
Even Google knows what's up. I never made it past the first book in the series, and I spared myself the agony of spending money on a movie ticket...
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Rodla-Bazmen [2011-03-07 05:35:17 +0000 UTC]
ohh google! como podriamos nosotrs, simples mortales, contradecirte?
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usagikouture [2011-03-03 04:06:24 +0000 UTC]
LOLDEMORT.
Seriously, this book series is just. And the movies make it even worse..if that's even possible.
It's blatantly obvious that Twilight fans are all wired the same in the brain.
Some people get off on abusive, underage, meaningless, gag-inducing relationships between melancholy witless teenagers and 100+ year old virgin sparkly vampires.
Others would rather spare themselves the brain-melty.
Stephanie Meyer should have kept Twilight as an entry in her little diary to read to herself whenever she felt the pain of being a Mormon housewife instead of spreading it's virulent crap over the young impressionable minds of stupid teenagers everywhere.
ROCK ON GOOGLE.
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StarlightWhispers [2011-03-02 01:38:52 +0000 UTC]
Haha, thats hilarious. XD
Your description scares me though. o.O' .....
Still, this is a great screenie! Nice job.
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Tezzieh [2011-02-20 19:52:08 +0000 UTC]
I have red it, and found all its flaws. I ahve only two words: TEAM ALUCARD
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Aerios-Strider [2011-01-23 03:34:19 +0000 UTC]
The minute I saw this, my head exploded with laughter.
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Only-one-name [2010-08-28 00:10:40 +0000 UTC]
XD Oh my gwad. I laughed so hard when I saw this.
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thatpunksnotchick [2010-08-25 00:33:15 +0000 UTC]
epic win, you my friend made something so epic, words cannot explain...
wow, four chapters, I tried, but the fan girls told me everything that happened in all the books >< now im rain dead D: I use to love vampires -well, read on them anyway- but now I hate them so much ><
stupid twilight D:<
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Shadowthewolverine [2010-07-19 21:47:29 +0000 UTC]
You made it to chapter four? It's hard to get past page one.
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Lightnings-Shadow In reply to Shadowthewolverine [2010-07-19 21:52:30 +0000 UTC]
I know, but I had to get far enough in. Else people would accuse me of not knowing what the hell I was talking about and just being another blind hater. Couldn't have that.
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Shadowthewolverine In reply to Lightnings-Shadow [2010-07-19 21:56:42 +0000 UTC]
I understand. I can't stand the book or even the movies.It started out as just some crappy book, but then people took it TOO FAR. Now there is people attacking people that don't like it. To them if you don't like Twilight, you aren't human.
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Lightnings-Shadow In reply to Shadowthewolverine [2010-07-19 22:00:11 +0000 UTC]
Personally, I thought the movie parodied itself. It was just too frickin' funny.
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Shadowthewolverine In reply to Lightnings-Shadow [2010-07-19 22:02:27 +0000 UTC]
I think the idea of a vampire with glitter is funny and not just funny as in weird.
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Lightnings-Shadow In reply to Shadowthewolverine [2010-07-19 22:10:18 +0000 UTC]
Tell me about it. Sparklepire freak me out, and they're just plain pointless.
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Shadowthewolverine In reply to Lightnings-Shadow [2010-07-19 22:34:29 +0000 UTC]
Indeed they are pointless. I thought they BURNED in sunlight. What is this sparkling about?
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Lightnings-Shadow In reply to Shadowthewolverine [2010-07-20 02:10:17 +0000 UTC]
Although the thought of a vampire dumping a couple dozen bottles of glitter on the floor and then just rolling in the pile is pretty funny to me.
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Shadowthewolverine In reply to Lightnings-Shadow [2010-07-20 13:34:25 +0000 UTC]
You have a point there. c:
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VNPFlyGirl [2010-05-21 02:46:24 +0000 UTC]
The books were decent, but i'll never watch the movie. everyone's so obsessed that it's annoying!
i wish i could type Twlight in on Google and that' really come up
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Lightnings-Shadow In reply to VNPFlyGirl [2010-05-21 03:30:19 +0000 UTC]
Try it and see what really does. ;D
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justjukka In reply to Lightnings-Shadow [2010-05-21 04:33:53 +0000 UTC]
Sometimes Google does stuff like that. Who knows? Maybe they'll have fun with the name of Stephenie Meyer in the future. (I've finally learned how to properly misspell her name)
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Lightnings-Shadow In reply to justjukka [2010-05-21 10:39:31 +0000 UTC]
I've got my fingers crossed. ^^
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moonbeam-goddess [2010-04-25 15:09:04 +0000 UTC]
Trust me, they don't get any better I never used to really, really like Twilight, I just kinda enjoyed it without caring about the writing too much.
Then I met some of the other people who like it o.0
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Lightnings-Shadow In reply to moonbeam-goddess [2010-04-26 11:51:33 +0000 UTC]
Yeah. Not the brightest bunch, are they?
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moonbeam-goddess In reply to Lightnings-Shadow [2010-04-26 17:11:30 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, and they're frigin scary XD Threats on my life have been made, by an eight year old.
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Lightnings-Shadow In reply to moonbeam-goddess [2010-04-27 00:04:48 +0000 UTC]
Haha! Now that's kinda funny. To be honest, it's the Twitards that ruin the book for me. I would ordinarily just shake my head and put such a book back in the gutter were it belongs, but the fans are the reason I loathe it. Plus, I lost a good friend to the Twilight cult.
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