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That's right. Even Google thinks so.

NOW LISTEN UP YOU DIE-HARD TWILIGHT FANS, 'CUZ THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING
I am aware that some people are very sensitive about their opinions being conflicted with. Please know that I am not telling you that you are wrong in liking Twilight. I'm simply using this as my outlet to voice my own opinion.
NOW. I know that, despite this gracious warning, some Twilight Extremist will scream and yell and throw a hissy-fit over this. I know because I used to be that way. I'm simply going to say that you are wasting your breath and time trying to convince me to change my opinion. I won't.

I have been badgered to read the book.
I read the book.
And then my brain shut itself down, begging me to know what it did to deserve this horrid treatment.
That was around Chapter 4.
I have spared my brain, and I will not read any farther.
I do, however, know the gist of what happens in the book via scanning pages, reviews, and crazed ex-friends.
I will not read the rest of the book because I love my brain and I need it to stay healthy for later years.
Also, if the beginning four chapters weren't any good, then why would the rest of it be? So don't demand it of me.

If you choose to completely ignore me and rant rant rant all the live-long day about how stupid, retarded, ugly, uncool, and pathetic you think I am, then this is my final warning:

Do it.
We'll see how long you last on my turf.

Oh, and one more thing. Don't claim that I'm trying to tell you how to live, or what to like. Don't tell me that I'm saying you have no right to voice your opinion. You can. You can tell me exactly where I should shove this deviation; so long as you do it in a semi-reasonable, sane, and - at the very least - polite way. I respect people who can check themselves at the door and speak up in a calm fashion. I will happily debate with you.

Trolls, however, will be shot on sight.

Consider yourself warned.

But besides that, I hope this brings other Anti-Twilight fans a smile. Maybe even a laugh. No worries; you guys are (mostly) safe for my wrath.

EDIT: This screen shot was originally made for FaceBook's "Pieces of Flair" Application. If you have a FB and use Flair, then you can find the "Even Google..." flair button there, too.

Description
That's right. Even Google thinks so.

NOW LISTEN UP YOU DIE-HARD TWILIGHT FANS, 'CUZ THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING
I am aware that some people are very sensitive about their opinions being conflicted with. Please know that I am not telling you that you are wrong in liking Twilight. I'm simply using this as my outlet to voice my own opinion.
NOW. I know that, despite this gracious warning, some Twilight Extremist will scream and yell and throw a hissy-fit over this. I know because I used to be that way. I'm simply going to say that you are wasting your breath and time trying to convince me to change my opinion. I won't.

I have been badgered to read the book.
I read the book.
And then my brain shut itself down, begging me to know what it did to deserve this horrid treatment.
That was around Chapter 4.
I have spared my brain, and I will not read any farther.
I do, however, know the gist of what happens in the book via scanning pages, reviews, and crazed ex-friends.
I will not read the rest of the book because I love my brain and I need it to stay healthy for later years.
Also, if the beginning four chapters weren't any good, then why would the rest of it be? So don't demand it of me.

If you choose to completely ignore me and rant rant rant all the live-long day about how stupid, retarded, ugly, uncool, and pathetic you think I am, then this is my final warning:

Do it.
We'll see how long you last on my turf.

Oh, and one more thing. Don't claim that I'm trying to tell you how to live, or what to like. Don't tell me that I'm saying you have no right to voice your opinion. You can. You can tell me exactly where I should shove this deviation; so long as you do it in a semi-reasonable, sane, and - at the very least - polite way. I respect people who can check themselves at the door and speak up in a calm fashion. I will happily debate with you.

Trolls, however, will be shot on sight.

Consider yourself warned.

But besides that, I hope this brings other Anti-Twilight fans a smile. Maybe even a laugh. No worries; you guys are (mostly) safe for my wrath.

EDIT: This screen shot was originally made for FaceBook's "Pieces of Flair" Application. If you have a FB and use Flair, then you can find the "Even Google..." flair button there, too.