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It hurt a lot, but he took it like a man.That's why now we have shavers
I had to. I just had to.
I'm looking for a good male anatomy reference, does anyone happen to know any? I need it terribly.
And yes, I improvized with "bathroom" and supplies. It's funnier this way, isn't it?
Altair (c) Ubisoft
art mine
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Comments: 135
Chibinekostar2 [2015-07-14 20:04:17 +0000 UTC]
LOL! Wearing the hood around like some character in South Park.
...Hey! He killed Kenny!
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Topkicker26 [2014-09-23 05:38:06 +0000 UTC]
I laughed a little too hard about this
Mostly because a friend and I were talking about the Assassins and how likely it was that they gained unfortunate scars through poor muscle control and hidden blades. Then the conversation turned to a particular Italian and his privates and how unfortunate that would be Β
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LilayM In reply to Topkicker26 [2014-09-30 21:26:12 +0000 UTC]
Uuugh... the mere thought hurts ME, and I'm not even a guy... but believe me or not, I actually have a comic about Ezio in a similiar convention... I mean, blades and shaving... and NO, it doesn't end well! (Ehhh... the tmountainss of comics that I haven't finished...)
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SKSKSKasd In reply to LilayM [2015-08-21 20:42:21 +0000 UTC]
Not that I remember AltaΓ―r had always his hood on him...for everything ! (except once when he spoke to his son for the last time, I mean this guy don't even bother himself removing his hood with maria to do...things...nasty things)
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Topkicker26 In reply to LilayM [2014-09-30 23:09:22 +0000 UTC]
Even if we're not guys, do you realize how careful the Assassins would have to be around everything? Like one easy motion and snip there goes a finger!
Omg
OMG That is so hilarious, well maybe not for Ezio but honestly we like to torture such a character
Where on Earch is he shavingΒ
(I know the feeling *sobs*)
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Ennessee [2014-06-08 20:47:22 +0000 UTC]
He didn't take off that hood even while shaving! xD
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LilayM In reply to Ennessee [2014-06-08 21:55:44 +0000 UTC]
(Wait till you see him showering... XDD)
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Midnitewolf7868 [2014-03-10 03:53:47 +0000 UTC]
With ezios scar I was like the first time "how do you get a scar from impact?"
then my dog head but me and I got a scar on my eyebrow......
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alucardlov3r [2014-01-26 09:22:04 +0000 UTC]
lol a friend and I imagined this was how that scar came to be
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Osyka-Larochelle [2013-02-24 17:13:58 +0000 UTC]
Great idea,but if i am a girl
Bravo,AltaΓ―r, bravo
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xVentressx [2013-01-04 17:06:41 +0000 UTC]
PFFFT!Altair got the scar in the most awesome wayXD
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SteelMaiden [2012-10-20 10:58:47 +0000 UTC]
Now Altair, How many times have I told you NOT to shave with the hidden blade?
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NinjaGokuGunman [2012-09-06 14:07:32 +0000 UTC]
anatomy?do Altair we all want to see him in class!
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miamoreno [2012-01-14 06:51:18 +0000 UTC]
i bet a whole lot of men had cuts all up on there face back wen they used blades like that
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LilayM In reply to miamoreno [2012-01-14 09:47:12 +0000 UTC]
And here goes the mystery of battle scars.
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MoltoFuckingBene [2011-12-29 22:33:11 +0000 UTC]
I KNEW that was the real reason for the hidden blade, my friends and I had a discussion about it the other day XD
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Thefireflies [2011-12-06 22:30:32 +0000 UTC]
Oh my, i haven't laughed as hard as I just did in a LONG time ! xD
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JackEmerald [2011-10-04 17:12:28 +0000 UTC]
So that's why Altair's family line has those cuts on their lips.....
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Studlyfudd13 [2011-09-27 02:40:38 +0000 UTC]
that would be hard to shave with one of those things
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PeacefulZant [2011-09-24 06:54:51 +0000 UTC]
Middle easterns invented badass face scars just like cofee and math
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Odmo [2011-09-06 06:41:48 +0000 UTC]
To bad we didn't invent electric shavers sooner...
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EllieTheSmuggler [2011-09-05 04:34:49 +0000 UTC]
Yep you had to.
AltaΓ―r was so awesome that he never take any lesson from missing finger incident.
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LilayM In reply to EllieTheSmuggler [2011-09-05 14:41:12 +0000 UTC]
I fear the thought of what else could he have cut... XP
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EllieTheSmuggler In reply to LilayM [2011-09-05 14:50:23 +0000 UTC]
At least he can pee right because he has only one hiddenblade. But i can't guarantee for anything if he use opposite han for fapping.
But as looking behind be pervert-filter, waking up session might end with a pirate eye patch.
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C-J-Cactus [2011-09-01 13:27:11 +0000 UTC]
Hrm... least he didnt have to pay $40 for razers
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LilayM In reply to MOGGGET [2011-09-01 12:54:58 +0000 UTC]
Unfortunately, he didn't. The missing part of it just can't be seen in a picture.
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MOGGGET In reply to LilayM [2011-09-01 22:48:36 +0000 UTC]
b'aww it was a short lived miracle.
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buddhahand [2011-08-29 22:44:41 +0000 UTC]
L O L he does everything with his hood on! haahaha
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Zommbay [2011-08-29 16:26:43 +0000 UTC]
[link]
Here's an anime reference for male anatomy.
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LilayM In reply to Zommbay [2011-08-29 19:42:43 +0000 UTC]
Thanks! I really enjoyed looking through them
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Zommbay In reply to LilayM [2011-09-02 16:30:15 +0000 UTC]
hope they helped you out. X3
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Saya-Shinjima [2011-08-29 11:29:29 +0000 UTC]
Good imagination! xD C'est pratique la lame secrète...
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