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Chaos rubbed his paws together fiendishly, his tail wagging madly behind him and a sinister grin peeled at his lips. He'd been working on his latest creation all morning long, and now that he'd finally added the finishing touches, he'd was positive his trap was going to work! It was genius in it's own simplicity, really. It was comprised of cage hanging from a simple rope, over a large X on the grass of his back yard. It was just for testing purposes, of course, but it was going to be genius when he set it out in the field. All he needed now, was the right type of bait, and luckily for him, the coyote puppy knew just the person to go to for the answers.

Pandora was sitting quietly in her room, the teenaged coyote engaged in a most energetic conversation which was completely silent, save the sounds of rabid texting and the occasional burst of giggles. With her focus completely drained into the digital media, she didn't bat an eyelash when the door to her room silently slid open and a fuzzy set of feet crept across the dirty blue carpet.

"What do you want, Chaos?" The older coyote asked, shaking an unruly crop of hair from her pretty muzzle with an aggravated shake of her head. The boy paused in mid-step, with a look akin to having been caught with his fingers in the cookie jar. He offered her a sheepish smile and reached up to scratch the back of his head with a nervous set of fingers.

"I...I need some advice..w, what do girls like? I mean...you know...if I was gonna set a trap for one?" The puppy quipped innocently. Pandora stared. Pandora stared at her brother for a long time.

"What?" She asked, Her voice no longer riddled with agitation but cropped now with curiosity and suspicion. Chaos blushed brightly and flashed a snaggle toothed smile at his sister.

"Long story short, th...there's this girl I met a few days ago. Sh...she's really cu-err I, I mean...she took my goggles and I built a trap to catch her and get them back. So I need some bait. What do cute girls like? Pie?" Asked the innocent puppy. Pandora lifted a single eyebrow. The entire thing would be adorable if it wasn't so disturbing.

"Ok. Chaos. First of all, everybody likes pie, so, that's not gonna help your case. Secondly, ...she's a -cute- girl is she? Hehehehehehehehe! AWWWWW Chaos has a crrrrrush, Third, why doncha just ASK her for them back?" The latran explained while Chaos turned a sharp shade of scarlet under the teasing.

"I...I can't talk to her!! She's infected with cooties! Every time I see her my heart beats real fast and my mouth doesn't work and my face gets all hot! If that's not girl disease I don't know what is!" The boy exclaimed. Pandora, however, burst into giggles upon hearing that remark and shook her head helplessly, reaching over to wrap her fingers around the other coyote's shoulders and yanked him close.

"Chaos. Lil Bro, I am going to do you a solid. You'll thank me for this someday, but for now, you need to listen very, very carefully. Girls like flowers, and girls like chocolates, understand? Go down to the store, and pick some up, ok? In the mean time, I'll help track down this girl and we can catch her....together...got that?" The coyote grinned wickedly. Chaos nodded his head with a happy flicker of his tail. His sister knew EVERYthing.
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It was sometime in the afternoon when Chaos stroked the sidewalk to his home with a few pleasant skipped steps. He was gonna get to see her!! Just thinking about it made his tail wag and his heart flutter.

"Pandora?! I'm baaaack...Are you home...where'd you go? "He called out, but his ears only scraped silence in response. Curiously, Chaos poked his head into the kitchen, the living room, the dining room, and the den, but the house was strangely empty.

"Hmmm...I'm all alone..." He quipped quietly, scratching his head with one paw, while the other held onto the box of chocolate hearts he'd brought and the single rose he'd picked up from the florist. Sadly, he opened the back door and sat down on the porch with a quiet sigh.

"Bonjour!" A cheerful voice chimed next to him. Chaos froze in shock and slowly tuned to his left where the girl had been sitting, waiting for him to return home. The very same girl whom taken his goggles. The same girl that he met at the Mega Mart. It was that very same girl that had that same wonderful giggle and made his tongue numb; Claire Lamouf. Suddenly, he knew what happened. He was a genius after all. Pandora...the woman had set him up, and now he was trapped on the porch with a beautiful skunk girl...He'd get her for this.

"Comment vas-tu?" Claire giggled while Chaos just stared. The boy couldn't yelp in response, nor could he speak a single word. His eyes widened at her soft, pink, sun kissed skin, her beautiful crystal blue eyes, and the alabaster crop of personality that sprouted from her skull, and atop all those features sat a very familiar pair of goggles.

Sheepishly, Chaos thrust the flower towards her, still unable to speak, or move, or do much of anything, while caught in her medusa like gaze. Claire, however, was quite verbal about the situation, and gave a pleasant squeak when the boy forced the flower into her palms.

"Is...Zis for me? Quelle surprise tr�s beau."She beamed, pulling the plump flower under her nose and taking a deep breath. Chaos, who remained frozen in place, quite suddenly grasped at the heart shaped box of chocolates he'd bought and held them out to Claire- like a puppy begging for praise from his master. The French skunk offered a gentle smile, seeing the delicious candies and gently reached down to push the candies away, and let her focus land on Chaos.

"Ze coyote named Pandora called and asked if I could return ze goggles to you...I did not know zey were so expen-"

"KEEP THEM!" Chaos blurted out suddenly, complete and totally horrified at the concept that Claire might think the only reason he was happy to see her was the stupid goggles. Regardless of what Chaos had told himself, or tried to make himself believe, somewhere, deep inside, he knew it was never about the goggles. Claire gave the boy a gentle smile and reached up, tapping his nose with a single finger.

"Mon petite coyote, I sink that perhaps, I like you...but I have ze...ooo 'ow you say...important question?" The mustelid asked slowly, her mohawk tail gently, but securely wrapping around the young coyote's shoulders, drawing him closer. Chaos gave a nervous gulp, swallowing a lump in his throat and nodded his head nervously. Claire offered a soft, glistening smile.

"Do...you like zis haircut?" She asked softly, her voice trembling with a sense of seriousness he'd never heard from the female before. None the less, the coyote eagerly, and truthfully nodded his head. Oh, the words he wanted to say. The shake sphere he wanted to quote and songs he wanted to compose! She was so wild, carefree and unshaken by the world's view. She was unique, a breath of fresh air, and a dance of joy like no other he'd ever encounter. His mouth, however, only opened and closed with a few breathless squeaks, until finally, he managed to utter a single, nervous syllable.

"Yes." He huffed in one long breath. Claire smiled with that glorious, tinkling chime of a giggle of hers, and scooted her hips ever so slightly closer, until they gently bumped against Chaos' and he froze immediately.

"Do...You really, really like it?" Claire asked quietly. Chaos would have burst into song if he could, recounting just what his heart was screaming at him to say- but his mouth remained trapped in a dizzying silence that would forever haunt him. Finally, he simply nodded his head as if he were on the dashboard of an of road vehicle. Gently, Claire reached across the boy's arms, and took his hands into hers, squeezing gently, her muzzle turning up into a delicate and relaxed grin, while Chaos' heart beat like the boy had just tried to catch a road runner on foot. Across the state.

"You, mean to say...you like ze mohawk?" She asked gently. Chaos didn't know how to answer other then a swift, slick nod of his head. Suddenly, Calamity's silence made a lot more sense to him, but it didn't explain why Claire's soft, gentle grin had suddenly turned to the vicious and horrific smile akin to a hungry shark. The look in her eyes changed from affection to something else that Chaos couldn't quite put his finger on, but he knew one thing for certain- he was absolutely terrified. Claire's face contorted again- twisting and changing from her terrifying smile to a look that seemed to pitch her acceptance of Chaos' to the stars. A soft, loving, caressing smile that made him feel like hot chocolate, birthday cake, and Christmas all rolled into one. She let her thumb roll across the knuckles of his paws just once, before she stood up, her fingers locked around his wrists, and she flashed that horrific, "I-Could-Frighten-Jason-Vorhees" smile again.

"Come with me, S'il vous plait." Beamed the skunk, whom stood up from the porch and began to wander off with Chaos in tow. To his amazement, despite the spine tingling smile that possessed the girl in front of him- Chaos found himself more than happy to follow along...

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Pandora finally pushed open the kitchen door from the yard and poked her head into the room. Chaos was in there, standing at the fridge with his body hidden by the open door. She smiled softly, her heart filled with the absolute sweetness of the situation. Chaos had been on his first date. Even if they didn't go out to the movies or anything, the entire scenario made Pandora wonder if she'd end up with a cavity. Finally, the refrigerator door closed and Chaos sat down at the kitchen table.

"Hehehehe, hello little brother. Did you enjoy your date with Cla-HOLY CHUCK JONES! What happened to YOU!?" Pandora exclaimed, her eyes wide with both fear and shock as she sat down across from her baby brother. Chaos was sitting quietly at the end of the kitchen table, with a silly, goofy grin wrapped around his muzzle.

He was naked. Complete and totally furless; he was without a scrap of modesty to his name and yet he still had the love struck smile of a smitten youngster. He sat there for several moments; almost completely unaware Pandora had walked in until finally, his eyes focused on her and he reached a few gentle fingers up and rested them against his cheek- the very same one Claire's lips had pecked earlier that night after she'd finished with the razor.

"She kissed me. "He swooned happily. Pandora stared before she quickly shook her head at her brother's odd behavior. Was he really head over tails for that little girl?! The same science geek that had memorized the periodic table of elements for fun.

"Chaos...listen to me very carefully...she cut, off, all, of, your, fur. D, don't you have ANYthing to say about that?" The older coyote asked, and Chaos offered a gentle smile and shrugged his shoulders.

"C'est la vie." He beamed.
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And So the continuation of Adventures in the Super Store, in which Chaos meets Claire for the second time in his life. And once again the Real Claire drew this picture to go with the...wait...or did I write a story to go with the...
anyway, this pretty much solidifies Chaos' hapless Crush on the exotic girl :d

Description
Chaos rubbed his paws together fiendishly, his tail wagging madly behind him and a sinister grin peeled at his lips. He'd been working on his latest creation all morning long, and now that he'd finally added the finishing touches, he'd was positive his trap was going to work! It was genius in it's own simplicity, really. It was comprised of cage hanging from a simple rope, over a large X on the grass of his back yard. It was just for testing purposes, of course, but it was going to be genius when he set it out in the field. All he needed now, was the right type of bait, and luckily for him, the coyote puppy knew just the person to go to for the answers.

Pandora was sitting quietly in her room, the teenaged coyote engaged in a most energetic conversation which was completely silent, save the sounds of rabid texting and the occasional burst of giggles. With her focus completely drained into the digital media, she didn't bat an eyelash when the door to her room silently slid open and a fuzzy set of feet crept across the dirty blue carpet.

"What do you want, Chaos?" The older coyote asked, shaking an unruly crop of hair from her pretty muzzle with an aggravated shake of her head. The boy paused in mid-step, with a look akin to having been caught with his fingers in the cookie jar. He offered her a sheepish smile and reached up to scratch the back of his head with a nervous set of fingers.

"I...I need some advice..w, what do girls like? I mean...you know...if I was gonna set a trap for one?" The puppy quipped innocently. Pandora stared. Pandora stared at her brother for a long time.

"What?" She asked, Her voice no longer riddled with agitation but cropped now with curiosity and suspicion. Chaos blushed brightly and flashed a snaggle toothed smile at his sister.

"Long story short, th...there's this girl I met a few days ago. Sh...she's really cu-err I, I mean...she took my goggles and I built a trap to catch her and get them back. So I need some bait. What do cute girls like? Pie?" Asked the innocent puppy. Pandora lifted a single eyebrow. The entire thing would be adorable if it wasn't so disturbing.

"Ok. Chaos. First of all, everybody likes pie, so, that's not gonna help your case. Secondly, ...she's a -cute- girl is she? Hehehehehehehehe! AWWWWW Chaos has a crrrrrush, Third, why doncha just ASK her for them back?" The latran explained while Chaos turned a sharp shade of scarlet under the teasing.

"I...I can't talk to her!! She's infected with cooties! Every time I see her my heart beats real fast and my mouth doesn't work and my face gets all hot! If that's not girl disease I don't know what is!" The boy exclaimed. Pandora, however, burst into giggles upon hearing that remark and shook her head helplessly, reaching over to wrap her fingers around the other coyote's shoulders and yanked him close.

"Chaos. Lil Bro, I am going to do you a solid. You'll thank me for this someday, but for now, you need to listen very, very carefully. Girls like flowers, and girls like chocolates, understand? Go down to the store, and pick some up, ok? In the mean time, I'll help track down this girl and we can catch her....together...got that?" The coyote grinned wickedly. Chaos nodded his head with a happy flicker of his tail. His sister knew EVERYthing.
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It was sometime in the afternoon when Chaos stroked the sidewalk to his home with a few pleasant skipped steps. He was gonna get to see her!! Just thinking about it made his tail wag and his heart flutter.

"Pandora?! I'm baaaack...Are you home...where'd you go? "He called out, but his ears only scraped silence in response. Curiously, Chaos poked his head into the kitchen, the living room, the dining room, and the den, but the house was strangely empty.

"Hmmm...I'm all alone..." He quipped quietly, scratching his head with one paw, while the other held onto the box of chocolate hearts he'd brought and the single rose he'd picked up from the florist. Sadly, he opened the back door and sat down on the porch with a quiet sigh.

"Bonjour!" A cheerful voice chimed next to him. Chaos froze in shock and slowly tuned to his left where the girl had been sitting, waiting for him to return home. The very same girl whom taken his goggles. The same girl that he met at the Mega Mart. It was that very same girl that had that same wonderful giggle and made his tongue numb; Claire Lamouf. Suddenly, he knew what happened. He was a genius after all. Pandora...the woman had set him up, and now he was trapped on the porch with a beautiful skunk girl...He'd get her for this.

"Comment vas-tu?" Claire giggled while Chaos just stared. The boy couldn't yelp in response, nor could he speak a single word. His eyes widened at her soft, pink, sun kissed skin, her beautiful crystal blue eyes, and the alabaster crop of personality that sprouted from her skull, and atop all those features sat a very familiar pair of goggles.

Sheepishly, Chaos thrust the flower towards her, still unable to speak, or move, or do much of anything, while caught in her medusa like gaze. Claire, however, was quite verbal about the situation, and gave a pleasant squeak when the boy forced the flower into her palms.

"Is...Zis for me? Quelle surprise tr�s beau."She beamed, pulling the plump flower under her nose and taking a deep breath. Chaos, who remained frozen in place, quite suddenly grasped at the heart shaped box of chocolates he'd bought and held them out to Claire- like a puppy begging for praise from his master. The French skunk offered a gentle smile, seeing the delicious candies and gently reached down to push the candies away, and let her focus land on Chaos.

"Ze coyote named Pandora called and asked if I could return ze goggles to you...I did not know zey were so expen-"

"KEEP THEM!" Chaos blurted out suddenly, complete and totally horrified at the concept that Claire might think the only reason he was happy to see her was the stupid goggles. Regardless of what Chaos had told himself, or tried to make himself believe, somewhere, deep inside, he knew it was never about the goggles. Claire gave the boy a gentle smile and reached up, tapping his nose with a single finger.

"Mon petite coyote, I sink that perhaps, I like you...but I have ze...ooo 'ow you say...important question?" The mustelid asked slowly, her mohawk tail gently, but securely wrapping around the young coyote's shoulders, drawing him closer. Chaos gave a nervous gulp, swallowing a lump in his throat and nodded his head nervously. Claire offered a soft, glistening smile.

"Do...you like zis haircut?" She asked softly, her voice trembling with a sense of seriousness he'd never heard from the female before. None the less, the coyote eagerly, and truthfully nodded his head. Oh, the words he wanted to say. The shake sphere he wanted to quote and songs he wanted to compose! She was so wild, carefree and unshaken by the world's view. She was unique, a breath of fresh air, and a dance of joy like no other he'd ever encounter. His mouth, however, only opened and closed with a few breathless squeaks, until finally, he managed to utter a single, nervous syllable.

"Yes." He huffed in one long breath. Claire smiled with that glorious, tinkling chime of a giggle of hers, and scooted her hips ever so slightly closer, until they gently bumped against Chaos' and he froze immediately.

"Do...You really, really like it?" Claire asked quietly. Chaos would have burst into song if he could, recounting just what his heart was screaming at him to say- but his mouth remained trapped in a dizzying silence that would forever haunt him. Finally, he simply nodded his head as if he were on the dashboard of an of road vehicle. Gently, Claire reached across the boy's arms, and took his hands into hers, squeezing gently, her muzzle turning up into a delicate and relaxed grin, while Chaos' heart beat like the boy had just tried to catch a road runner on foot. Across the state.

"You, mean to say...you like ze mohawk?" She asked gently. Chaos didn't know how to answer other then a swift, slick nod of his head. Suddenly, Calamity's silence made a lot more sense to him, but it didn't explain why Claire's soft, gentle grin had suddenly turned to the vicious and horrific smile akin to a hungry shark. The look in her eyes changed from affection to something else that Chaos couldn't quite put his finger on, but he knew one thing for certain- he was absolutely terrified. Claire's face contorted again- twisting and changing from her terrifying smile to a look that seemed to pitch her acceptance of Chaos' to the stars. A soft, loving, caressing smile that made him feel like hot chocolate, birthday cake, and Christmas all rolled into one. She let her thumb roll across the knuckles of his paws just once, before she stood up, her fingers locked around his wrists, and she flashed that horrific, "I-Could-Frighten-Jason-Vorhees" smile again.

"Come with me, S'il vous plait." Beamed the skunk, whom stood up from the porch and began to wander off with Chaos in tow. To his amazement, despite the spine tingling smile that possessed the girl in front of him- Chaos found himself more than happy to follow along...

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Pandora finally pushed open the kitchen door from the yard and poked her head into the room. Chaos was in there, standing at the fridge with his body hidden by the open door. She smiled softly, her heart filled with the absolute sweetness of the situation. Chaos had been on his first date. Even if they didn't go out to the movies or anything, the entire scenario made Pandora wonder if she'd end up with a cavity. Finally, the refrigerator door closed and Chaos sat down at the kitchen table.

"Hehehehe, hello little brother. Did you enjoy your date with Cla-HOLY CHUCK JONES! What happened to YOU!?" Pandora exclaimed, her eyes wide with both fear and shock as she sat down across from her baby brother. Chaos was sitting quietly at the end of the kitchen table, with a silly, goofy grin wrapped around his muzzle.

He was naked. Complete and totally furless; he was without a scrap of modesty to his name and yet he still had the love struck smile of a smitten youngster. He sat there for several moments; almost completely unaware Pandora had walked in until finally, his eyes focused on her and he reached a few gentle fingers up and rested them against his cheek- the very same one Claire's lips had pecked earlier that night after she'd finished with the razor.

"She kissed me. "He swooned happily. Pandora stared before she quickly shook her head at her brother's odd behavior. Was he really head over tails for that little girl?! The same science geek that had memorized the periodic table of elements for fun.

"Chaos...listen to me very carefully...she cut, off, all, of, your, fur. D, don't you have ANYthing to say about that?" The older coyote asked, and Chaos offered a gentle smile and shrugged his shoulders.

"C'est la vie." He beamed.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
And So the continuation of Adventures in the Super Store, in which Chaos meets Claire for the second time in his life. And once again the Real Claire drew this picture to go with the...wait...or did I write a story to go with the...
anyway, this pretty much solidifies Chaos' hapless Crush on the exotic girl :d