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Published: 2015-06-05 20:26:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 20245; Favourites: 219; Downloads: 0
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Sleeping with your other half isn't all it's cracked up to be.Also dark, noir-esque greyscale comic because why not?
Alistair Theirin, Amell, Hawke, Anders, Solas, & LavellanΒ Β© Bioware
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For Alistair and the warden,I would have imagined Alistair being the one spread out and snoring.
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Another interesting question, I would also accept βDo penguins have knees?β
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I always wondered that... Do porcupines prick themselves???Β
(Awesome Drawing x3 )
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"Being a larger animal, though, they also tend to fall out of trees regularly. What happens when a porcupine falls out of a tree? You guessed it. It sticks itself with its own quills! Although theyβre designed to deter predators, porcupine quills stick porcupines themselves more often than other animals!
Luckily, porcupine quills have another feature that prevents them from being a deadly nuisance. Each quill has a greasy coating that contains an antibiotic material. This protects the porcupine from developing infections when it accidentally sticks itself!" -Β (Source)
Thank you!
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Wow you're so intelligent hehe x3Β
And you're welcome I adore your style :3
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what's this? Solas NOT approving of asking random questions? is this some kind of AU?
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He probably doesn't want to hear them at 2 am when he wants to go to sleep and play in the Fade.
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I can't stop to laugh !! They're all so adorable !! XDD
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So true!!! I always need to ask Solas stupid questions!
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"Solas, how come I never die when I jump from three stories when I'm at Skyhold? Is this some elfy-magic I don't know?"
"Solas, why are you wearing the jaw of a wolf as a necklace?"
"Solas, why is that elf man sticking his butt out in this painting?"
"Solas, what exactly are you wearing underneath your white tunic? Is it a turtleneck? Is it made of leather? What?"
"Solas, why are there no male desire demons? Why are they all female?"Β
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This is cute...but I do feel a bit sad for Alistair, Anders and Solas. Β XD
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Etain and Kallen are just ruining their boyfriend's sleep. But then there is Anders and Tara...
Neither gets to sleep XD
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Kallen just has so much she wants to talk about it!!! D:
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You just sprawl your limbs everywhere and your hair looks like a mini tornado.
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With a a side of tossing and turning, and ending up sideways, which annoys the ever loving fluff out of my cat.
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Haha these are funny and cute. Poor Hawke and Anders don't even make it to bed. Rebelling is really hard stuff
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Thank you.
Once they actually slept on the bench by the front door, because they were too tired. My poor babies ...
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Gods, Kallen, you're as bad as Cole.
In fact I'm surprised he didn't turn up to hear the answer.
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Solas: Kallen I don't CARE.
Kallen: :c
Solas: *turns over*
Cole: *just there*Β But I do. o_o
Solas: AUSGFKUAYGEFUYAGUFHJASFJASHDFHALFIH:UFH:AUSHFLIAJFHjdk! *falls out of bed*
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I can't stop laughing at this! This just made my day, Thank you!
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Haha, you're welcome!
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Well this was the only answer I could find after a quick Google search:
"Being a larger animal, though, they also tend to fall out of trees regularly. What happens when a porcupine falls out of a tree? You guessed it. It sticks itself with its own quills! Although theyβre designed to deter predators, porcupine quills stick porcupines themselves more often than other animals!
Luckily, porcupine quills have another feature that prevents them from being a deadly nuisance. Each quill has a greasy coating that contains an antibiotic material. This protects the porcupine from developing infections when it accidentally sticks itself!" - (Source)
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Totally reminds me of some useless info I was told forever and a half ago when I was a wittle bity person shaped thing about how hedgehogs make the sweet sweet lovings. The lady hog curves herself via one of those scary looking yoga moves so her feet are above her and her back is pushed down towards the ground making her spines rotate towards her middle. Then the man hog makes the babies whilst trying to keep his face well away from any stray spines.
I can't even imagine how porcupines get down and dirty. Even with all that antibiotic grease quills it's not going to be a pleasant experience. I kinda hope they evolve to lay eggs for their own sakes.Β
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Only the most "realistic" depictions of relationships over here.
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Kallen:Β Β
Solas:Β Β Kallen I'm sorry, I didn't mean it! I love your conversations about porcupines! T_T
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No one likes a sad Kallen, you see!Β Β
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