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Description let me get this straight... you're playing me?

Severus Snape meets his film equivalent and disapproves greatly. Hell, I would too. A 36 year-old skin-and-bones man being played by a late 50's gent with a burgeoning fondess for cakes? So wrong.

Posted up at Seventeen Sickles .
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coffeeforlife383 [2018-06-18 05:35:13 +0000 UTC]

idk i thought Alan Rickman made a great snape.

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Lone-Traveler1 [2016-01-02 12:38:58 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I have to agree, Alan is definitely chunky compared to Snapey. (Alan is way more handsome than Snape is too.) It makes Severus a different person from the books in a way. It's Alan's voice and acting ability that was great for Snape.

I think I read that JK loved Alan as Snape. So if she good, I'm good. But still, Alan's not my head cannon.

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IZZAME123 [2014-10-03 21:31:37 +0000 UTC]

lol I know right!

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Cederlina [2014-04-21 18:13:57 +0000 UTC]

What I love on this is the skintone difference and nose shape. No matter how canon Alan is to Joanne Rowling, he does not look the way she described the Snape character with his sallow, yellowish skin, stringy greasy hair, slight frame and a very huge beak-like nose.

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Gryffgirl [2013-04-18 02:32:33 +0000 UTC]

I cannot agree more!

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Phoenix-12 [2013-02-10 23:33:36 +0000 UTC]

Featured here: [link]

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IM-A-LITTLE-UNWELL [2012-12-26 20:43:02 +0000 UTC]

haha i've been waiting for this to happen. its so true XD

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antigone43 [2012-03-11 06:49:29 +0000 UTC]

Well, not really. JKR picked Alan Rickman out specifically, so he sort of has to be cannon. Though I agree that he doesn't fit the description exactly, he does play it perfectly. Besides, as much as we as a fan base love to pull out our own ideas and interpretations, we really do need to remember that this is HER character, not ours, not Warner Brothers, not even Alan Rickman's- hers. So however she wanted wanted him, it's perfect.

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ensomhet-svartskog [2011-10-18 22:44:52 +0000 UTC]

lol hey, loved the style of your drawing, just excellent
btw, yes i agree with the idea that Alan is not Snape at all but, who would you chose for example? quite difficult or?
a big hug and my regards, see you along!

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andreoilin [2011-08-21 04:30:37 +0000 UTC]

Said it in one.

Crispin Glover should've played Snape IMNSHO Now there's a man who can pull off creepy-as-f^#& and still manage to be stinkin' hot...

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cattail13 In reply to andreoilin [2012-02-07 00:05:19 +0000 UTC]

couldn't agrre more...too bad he's American otherwise with a Brittish background it could have been

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the-anonymous-c [2011-04-24 23:50:31 +0000 UTC]

Over a year later, and still lovin' this picture (and, well... all of your art, to be honest )

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slayedbyvelvet [2011-04-15 17:15:04 +0000 UTC]

a burgeoning fondness for cakes? Alan Rickman was middle aged when he started playing Snape, and now he's in his sixties. What the hell do you think happens when you age? Your metabolism slows down, and in the case of Rickman, you become a sexy bad-ass.

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the-anonymous-c In reply to slayedbyvelvet [2011-04-24 23:49:57 +0000 UTC]

hahaha, well yes. I think one of the other reasons us canon-freaks have an issue with Rickman as Snape is BECAUSE he's a sexy badass. One of the many joys of canon Snape is that he's an awkward-looking, greasy-ugly badass, and we're crazy enough to love him that way .

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the-anonymous-c [2009-12-21 07:42:11 +0000 UTC]

Agreed.

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slytherin33 [2009-06-26 18:28:28 +0000 UTC]

If Snape really looked like Rickman, you'd probably have more girls swooning over him than Gilderoy Lockhart...but then again, Hermione's supposed to be ugly too and look who they picked

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White-Ryuu [2009-01-23 19:18:38 +0000 UTC]

Hah, that's good But still I think that Rickman is doing quite a good job
Of all the other actors who might play Snape the only one that comes to my mind is Mark Strong

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joeyv7 [2008-09-13 06:20:49 +0000 UTC]

OH don't get me GOING. The Half Ton Prince. GAH.

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coldcallidus In reply to joeyv7 [2010-02-21 17:26:09 +0000 UTC]

LMAO xD

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Atenea217 [2007-02-18 08:32:57 +0000 UTC]

i agree.. i like alan r. but his too old to play snape.-..

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Wolf0307 [2006-10-30 13:35:35 +0000 UTC]

Love Alan, but yeah, he could lose a few lbs. You can't deny the voice is perfect though...

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auroreblackcat [2006-02-28 13:15:59 +0000 UTC]

mwhahaahahahahahaha so funny ! XD
But it is true...

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Medbie [2006-02-19 04:44:49 +0000 UTC]

Oh how true!

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trague [2005-07-25 05:31:43 +0000 UTC]

i love rickman, but you are sooooooooooooooo right - great job

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CaribbeanBlue [2005-06-18 02:36:23 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much.

You have no idea how much it irritates me when I say I'm a Snape fan and I get "oh so your a Rickman fangirl eh?"

That makes me want to slap people seriously.

Rickman has the perfect voice for Snape but thats about it.

The way I see him in the books is completely different then how Rickman looks/moves/dresses...

This illustration makes me very very happy... I've tried to explain how I feel about the casting and how book Snape is nothing like movie Snape, and everyone I know disagrees and just swoons on and on about how Rickman is perfect for Snape... -.-; I mean he's cool and all but.. *sigh*

Have I mentioned I love this illustration?

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ellaine [2004-12-09 19:51:12 +0000 UTC]

Heh, that's damn right... I'm a late HP reader (still not ready to use the word HP-fan), and my imagination has been influenced by the movies, even if I haven't seen them. By all means, I like Rickman, but because of him it took me very long to realize that Snape is actually only 36 in The Order of the Phoenix, and till I got rid of the weird picture of Snape that popped up in my head after the book's description mixed up with Rickman's age and looks-_-"

Lol, and I love your picture, of course^^

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Marina-Myst [2004-11-19 12:45:04 +0000 UTC]

"I'd still shag him, though." Hehehe, who wouldn't? I agree with you about the twenty years ago thing, but even ten years ago would have been an improvement (Yummy sherriff... I was born to that bloody movie! AND I HAD TO SPENT MY FIRST FEW MONTHS LIOSTENING TO MY MOM'S COPY OF "Everything I do"! It's a crime against humanity)

Yeah, I'm one of the few who actually prefer book Snape. Don't get me wrong, Alan's hot as hell, but lately he has a serious case of William Shatner syndrome (Just look at some pictures of him as Captain Kirk on Google then look at how he is now). Sigh, must add to faves, just for humour purposes.

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vkacademy [2004-10-15 17:51:12 +0000 UTC]

I agree with your casting assessment. Then again, Gary Oldman didn't look a thing like how she described Sirius Black. (The way she described him sounds more like Marilyn Manson than Gary Oldman.)

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belavrana In reply to vkacademy [2005-01-17 05:49:28 +0000 UTC]

The only thing I thought was really weird about Oldman is he seems too small. (Unless Thewlis is really huge. I don't know a thing about him, so I don't know.) I know Sirius got skinny in Azkaban, but did he get shorter, too?

Now, I've thought Marilyn Manson would make a good HP character, but most likely as Voldemort. That I would like to see.

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liquidscissors In reply to vkacademy [2004-10-16 00:47:22 +0000 UTC]

'A mass of filthy, matted hair hung to his elbows. If eyes hadn't been shining out of the deep, dark sockets, he might have been a corpse. The waxy skin was stretched so tightly over the bones of his face, it looked like a skull. His yellow teeth were bared in a grin. It was Sirius Black.'

Sounds pretty spot-on to me.

Fangirls pissed and moaned about Oldman being cast for Black because he didn't fit in to what they thought Black should look like (which by all accounts sounded like some glorified Ken doll). I thought it was spot on, just like I thought Thewlis as Lupin was spot on.
Then again, I like to go against the grain of fandom opinion. heh

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STracyArt In reply to liquidscissors [2004-10-21 14:22:11 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I totally like Oldman as Sirius, too. In Book 5 they described him as really handsome in his teens, and if you go on a search for young Oldman pics...he ain't too bad looking! So I definitely agree with you.

A lot of fan gals seem to get Sirius confused with Lockhart...Lockhart is the one that's supposed to be the Ken doll LOL.

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Pilar-Sama [2004-10-15 17:10:05 +0000 UTC]

.... cakes?
LOL
Great interpretation of both. It does disturb me that Rickman is a helluva lot older than his character should be, but Alan is just so perfect acting wise.
BTW, Tim Roth was supposed to play Snape, but had to back out (can't remember why). Do you think he would've been better?
Great deviation!

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belavrana In reply to Pilar-Sama [2005-01-17 05:55:38 +0000 UTC]

And now I'm going to have to go look up who Tim Roth is.

I am so glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks Rickman is a bit old and plump to be Snape. The man is obviously an amazing actor, since for the duration of the films I can manage to overlook it. But when I look at some of the film stills, I'm thinking he looks more like he's Sev's father, not Sev.

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liquidscissors In reply to Pilar-Sama [2004-10-16 00:42:45 +0000 UTC]

Ah, the great Tim Roth misinformation continues to spread.

When the original casting 'wishlist' was put together, Rickman was listed down for Snape (at Rowlings request). Columbus and the producers, however, didn't ask him because they were sure he'd refuse. Then they asked Tim Roth who couldn't do it due to scheduling conflicts, so they ended up asking Rickers anyway. Then he played them along like a fiddle for a couple of months before agreeing to it.

And lo, there ends that tale. heh

I don't know what's happing with Rickers in regards to his acting. He's turning into more and more of a Hammer Horror camp panto villan with every passing role.

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Yunie-B In reply to liquidscissors [2016-04-02 02:06:12 +0000 UTC]

And there goes the great Rickman misinformation. He called back after two days and agreed to do it.

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Pilar-Sama In reply to liquidscissors [2004-10-16 02:51:46 +0000 UTC]

Ahh, I see, thanks for clearing that up.
I think Tim would've done a good job though.

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uguisubari [2004-10-15 12:24:39 +0000 UTC]

lol and not nearly enough nose may I add? Otoh, he is doing a fine job being Snape and definitely has the voice - the perfect voice only rivaled by Tony Jay perhaps.

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liquidscissors In reply to uguisubari [2004-10-15 12:31:36 +0000 UTC]

Not enough nose on which one?

My position is that if you could somehow transport Rickers from his Obadiah Slope period twenty years forward into the current day, then you'd have a walking, talking Canon!Snape. But now... nah. All the vital parts are there, but in the wrong vessel.

Which kills me to say, as I've been a disgustingly huge Rickers fan for years. I even saw Quigly Down Under in the cinema, which was two hours of my life that Rickers owes me. heh

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FoxOfTheNight [2004-10-15 11:53:21 +0000 UTC]

Looks great. XD You did a very fine job.

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oedipa [2004-10-15 11:42:09 +0000 UTC]

I couldn't imagine anyone else playing him though. Perhaps we should organise a fundraiser to get Rickers some liposuction?

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Werewolf-Moony [2004-10-15 11:41:10 +0000 UTC]

Thats awsome...hehe...I agree...

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wycked [2004-10-15 11:38:08 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I kindof agree, still, Alan Rickman does such a great job with the role that I'm willing to overlook the fact that he's too old and chubbylooking
Great pic btw

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Sachiko-chan [2004-10-15 11:37:15 +0000 UTC]

You've got it right The age difference is weird... But all the same I still think Rickman makes a good Snapey, voice and acting and all... He just has to learn to say "no" to the sandwiches on set

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liquidscissors In reply to Sachiko-chan [2004-10-15 11:38:27 +0000 UTC]

Maybe Rickers twenty years ago. Now he's just too bloody old.



I'd still shag him, though.

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silverlode In reply to liquidscissors [2005-06-14 10:08:07 +0000 UTC]

Heh heh, me three!!!

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Sachiko-chan In reply to liquidscissors [2004-10-15 12:27:29 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, me too

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