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Lithe-Tokay — Pop up like a mushroom
Published: 2009-01-31 23:30:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 10359; Favourites: 160; Downloads: 65
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saw this and expressed his sincere reaction in a picture, which can be seen here-----------------------------------
Well okay not the supreme punchline but I've seen worse - so don't whine kk.
Heard the saying "Pop up like a mushroom"?
Well think of it - the Toads, they are mushrooms right? And how are mushrooms born? Oh, they just spawn somewhere dark and humid and mature in a matter days - and, I suppose, so do Toads :0. Not that it's perfectly normal to even think about this, but now you are doomed to have this in mind whenever you encounter them huh huh huh C:<
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Nintendo also thought about the origin of the seemingly one gender Toads, and so they added Toadette - those sick, sick "family friendlies"!
Coming up next week - the origin of winged Koopas - Nah, just kiddin'.
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And it shows in Mario and Luigi: Superstar's 3DS remake's version of Little Fungitown.
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cant believe I havnt seen this before. or if i had, I forgot
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You're a Swede. Why is there a Swede on the internet?
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I'm on the night shift.
Wait, you're not insinuating that I'm a turnip or something?
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It seems to be a common pun, and you had a comic about things growing like plants and stuff!
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XD oh god i'm laughing so much my sides hurt! XD freaking epic
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I don't know but it's all your fault
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Ew! 
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Well, there are over 9000 Toads, and one Toadette, so the implications aren't much better. I like to think that she's some rare strain of Toad or a mutation.
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It's like Dead Space, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Half-Life, and all other survival horror video games involving mutants did it with Nintendo...
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You're so popular Orab Von Zeppelin, Archduke of Mars!
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*opens door* O.O what the heck is going on here!?!?!
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We're multiplying.
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O.o..... must prevent this!
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"I TOAD-ally love what you've done to the place!"
Derharhar
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That's right, girlfriend
*weird, clicky ... finger thing*
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He has a weird clicky finger thing GET DOWN!!!!
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Dont push me man!
I'M A WEIRD CLICKY FINGER USER ON THE EDGE!!
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Whativa you do don't shoot me the monees are in mah pants sumwhere
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BUT YOU AINT WEARING NO PANTS
... wait, why aint you wearing no pants?
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The communist party don't let me keep any, can I have yours?
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Oh sure, I've always made a point of carrying around a spare in case of a situation like this
Here you are
Oh wait,
thats a tiger
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I would actually like to see how paratroopers are born lol.
I loved it. Toads are a little bit creepy, you have to admit that.
And even with Toadettes, they reproduce through spores. Super Smash Bros proved that through Peachs Toad. I like this alot lol.
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Smash bros equals animal planet now, eh. That might or might not be a good thing.
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I am not sure.
But I am totally creeped out about it lol.
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'First I was liek 
'Den I was liek
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Hold on you have seen this before whatisyourdeal
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MY MIND IS DISTURBED (a very difficult feat to achieve, congratulations and thank you!)
Also, THAT SURE EXPLAINS EVERYTHING ABOUT TOAD O:
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Mind disturbed - I call for Mission Complete.
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