HOME | DD

Description
previous:
~

"Listen up and listen good. I am Commander Tempest Shadow. I oversee all operations of Equestria's Royal Guard-including the training of sniveling new recruits. I am not your mommy. I am not your friend. I won't tell you I believe in you, because it'd be a lie. You're softer than that little pink cupcake on your flank. Protecting Equestria's royalty and citizens is a task entrusted only to a brave, strong, select few. You think you have what it takes, little girl? Celestia, look at you. So young and sweet and full of stupid, naive hope. Brace yourself, sweetheart. I'm going to break every bone in your body."

~
realized i never really explored cupcake's military training days

welp young cupcake spent a good long while getting the shit kicked out of her by good ol' commander tempest (who has become head of the royal guard following the movie)

of all the new royal guard recruits, cupcake was made into a favorite punching bag by tempest (tempest was attempting to use "tough love" to chase pinkie pie's soft little daughter out of the military and back to safely baking sweets with her family)

it didn't work so well, cupcake eventually toughened up and started getting the shit kicked out of her less and less. And once she figured out how to tap into her Pie Family rock farm earth pony strength, she actually maybe started making Tempest a teeny bit proud....maybe.

full dialogue coming eventually maybe

Description
previous:
~

"Listen up and listen good. I am Commander Tempest Shadow. I oversee all operations of Equestria's Royal Guard-including the training of sniveling new recruits. I am not your mommy. I am not your friend. I won't tell you I believe in you, because it'd be a lie. You're softer than that little pink cupcake on your flank. Protecting Equestria's royalty and citizens is a task entrusted only to a brave, strong, select few. You think you have what it takes, little girl? Celestia, look at you. So young and sweet and full of stupid, naive hope. Brace yourself, sweetheart. I'm going to break every bone in your body."

~
realized i never really explored cupcake's military training days

welp young cupcake spent a good long while getting the shit kicked out of her by good ol' commander tempest (who has become head of the royal guard following the movie)

of all the new royal guard recruits, cupcake was made into a favorite punching bag by tempest (tempest was attempting to use "tough love" to chase pinkie pie's soft little daughter out of the military and back to safely baking sweets with her family)

it didn't work so well, cupcake eventually toughened up and started getting the shit kicked out of her less and less. And once she figured out how to tap into her Pie Family rock farm earth pony strength, she actually maybe started making Tempest a teeny bit proud....maybe.

full dialogue coming eventually maybe