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LoveToTheCucumber — Prussia's Creature - Episode 1
Published: 2014-08-17 17:24:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 2848; Favourites: 147; Downloads: 9
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Welcome to my new comic strip series: Prussia's Creature!-Follow Prussia on his quest to become the Mystical Creature Master!
Lots of swearing, boobies, drool and half-witted (but sexy) Prussia awaits in the horizon .
As you might have noticed, it's a Hetalia parody on Pokémon xD
After all, who's the most awesome person in the world? Pokémon Master = Prussia.
Episode 1, Prussia's Creature - (You're here) Episode 2, Jerk Britain - fav.me/d7zs2dx Episode 2 Team R All Episodes: lovetothecucumber.deviantart.c…
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I'll try to update at least once a week (maybe more
), but I think it's too early to say exactly how often and when this will be updated ^^ My goal is to pick 1 day in the week where this will be updated. Buuuut since Prussia's adventure is just beginning, I think we can all use more than one update a week to start it off, right ;D?
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i just died, came back to life then died again
amazing xD
nice beard pru
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Sounds like you went through one hell of a ride o.O?!?!?! Hope you're okay!
Thanks 
(Yeah, he should really shave before going anywhere. Beards don't suit him xD)
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im ok....*rereads comic* never mind *dies*
lol dont wprry gilbird will use 'cuteness' to make prussia do everything he wants him too
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NOOOOO! Not again!
HAHA xD I bet he will!
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*comes back* IM ALIIIIIIIVE
XD best use of anything ever
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Now, don't ever look at that comic again! It's obviously not good for you!
xD
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but but...
its funny
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Not if you die o.o?!
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE D:!?!?!
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GASP
so the next is about england huh
maybe his crappy scones will burn off prussias beard xD
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best shaving method
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1: omfg lol Hungary porn on the wall
2: Gilbo, clock reads 2 in the afternoon get yo shit together boi. Dunno what (who) you did last night.
3: lol at the 'slept in ten years in a row' explanation for why he's so old when getting his pokemon.
4: Japan professor Oak is best professor Oak
5 Gilbird is so unbelievably cute, even if he doesn't win battles I'm sure he'll be quite good at getting chicks. And I mean the human ones.
o.O wonder if he evolves.
This just made my day when I saw it xD
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1. Guess who's a fan, hahah xD!
2. YUSH! Someone who noticed xD!!... I don't think he did anyone but himself last night... Sad, but true xD!
3. Prussia admits it - he has a problem xD
4. Agreed!
5. HAHAH xD He'll get lots of female chicks of all kinds, I bet ya' ;D!
(I have plans, muhahhah xD)
Yaaay
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I totally do the same thing! Except I'll come up with it while walking down the halls of school and everyone will think I'm nuts laughing to myself or I'll just kind of wriggle and squirm around in my bed squealing silently.
Ok. I did it. I did the thing we were talking about that I wasn't sure if I was ready to do or not. (not sex). The opportunity arose and I had been deliberating about it for a few weeks, but I didn't want to talk to you about it because I knew what you would say would sway my decision on it. I smoked it this afternoon out in the woods with a friend and I have to tell you all about it now.
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Same here xD It's painfully obvious when I'm working on a joke in my head. And it just doesn't matter where I am xD
I'm more than ready to listen 
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Ok, novel time!
Some weeks ago I had a close friend over, who we'll call C for shortness purpose, and I happened to mention my stance on pot, that it was something I wanted to do before I died, but wasn't sure I was ready to. She said that should I ever want to I could hit her up. Secretly I was planning on doing it with another friend who had more experience, but I thanked her for the offer anyway. A few weeks later she asked if we could hang out, and if I would want to do it then. I told her yes for hanging out, (and drinking slightly if we wanted- because Monday was the day both my parents were out) but I'd have to think about the pot. I was planning on saying no, it had only been a few weeks and I hadn't felt my mentality change much. It just wanted to do it sometime, be it now or at the end of college I didn't much care. But eventually this thought came to me: I might not have another chance. After school and on weekends the parents are always around, and I didn't want to drive home from someone elses house if I wasn't sober. I might not have another chance for the whole of Senior Year. So I texted her back, yes I'd be happy to do it with her if she was still willing. She was, but something came up at the last minute and she had to back out. That was last week. This week we rescheduled it for today, but she had some problems procuring the supplies. she had bought some with a friend but it was at her boyfriends house and his car was broken and they couldn't drive and C had physical therapy for her ankle problems in the morning etc etc. I'm the sort of person that plans things out perfectly the first time, just so I can leave a good impression. Especially if I offer to do it, anything less would be dishonorable. So at 11:30 at night she asks me if I would be willing to pick it up in the morning. Me, deliberating for a bit but being just selfish enough to refuse, says my brother has the car in the morning. It was my first time, I certainly wasn't going to be anybody's donkey and drive to a strangers house to pick up drugs. They had the resources to plan it better, I gave them plenty of notice. But leaving the thinking up to she whose brain cells were not up in smoke, I offer my help in other ways. I come up with a plan that after C has her physical therapy, to which her grandma is driving, she tells Granny that she left a sweater at her boyfriends house and she needs to pick it up on the way to mine. The bf had a sister so we took one of the sweaters she doesn't use anymore and used that and brought the loot along with it. So then they picked up the stuff mission success with granny none the wiser.
for my part of the plan, I decided weeks ago we were going to stage a mock 'hike' in the woods. I didn't want the smell in my house or anyone to see. Unfortunately, my dad's boss was suddenly out of town so he was going to work from home today. Which meant I had to be extra careful. Yesterday I scouted around and found the perfect spot in the woods to do it where we wouldn't feel anyone was watching us, no one could hear us over the stream, and it was pretty and hyggeligt. But not so far that our high selves couldnt find our way back. So we smuggled a beach towel there, under this beech tree with the smooth white bark and branches close to the ground to hide us and bare earth to put the towel on. My friend had warned me that the first time people often don't feel much because they don't know how to smoke it right. All she had brought was one little pine-needle joint to share, which I guess would have been enough had I known how to smoke it properly. I was kind of hoping for a bowl or a bong or something. Anyhow I smoked 2/3 of it as best as I could while she took turns doing the other third, and I didn't feel that high. C was definitely better than I was and was higher even though she had less than me. But eventually, like ten minutes after, it hit me a bit. I had one of these things www.swissarmy.com/medias/sys_m… and started carving into the beech tree we sat under. It was a crappily drawn marijuana leaf with six points xD. So we shall never forget this moment whenever I shall pass the High Tree. C then carved a terrible kitten head next to the High Tree. I noticed on her towel there was an open tin breath mint-case. It was empty, so I asked why she carried it around. It turns out it was really just the thing she hid the joint in. But I forgot than and she's like "My grandfather gave it to me." And I'm like "What, did he take your to a convenience store for your birthday and let the young whipper snapper buy a piece of candy and you treasured it all this time?" and she deadpans like "No, it was Collin's." Her boyfriend she got the pot from. So I don't know why but I'm so heartbroken that there was no tearful backstory about her getting a mint case from her grandfather. So I start laughing at my idiocy and she starts laughing too and we laugh like idiots for ten minutes straight finding the fact that even looking at the other is laughing hilarious. Then, I realize I'm a little high.
At one point we're gossiping about someone I went to Austria with and C, who has a moderate obsession with Dr. Who, that points out this girl has an obsession with this Hannibal thing that is not healthy. I tell my friend I have a Danish internet friend who versed me on this shit and then proceeded to stoned-explain what Hannibal Lecter was about and why it's kinda creepy to be openly obsessed with cannibalism. xD Yaaaaayyyy.
So we walk back home and entertain ourselves out of parental sight for some time. I know the way but my friend said she was completely lost even though we could still kind of see my umbrella in the backyard. So I'm gonna have to be careful about it for next time. But in the end I didn't smoke it very well so I didn't get much out of it. :/ I wish they had forseen that and brought a bit more but I can't complain, It was still fun doing. After that bout of giggling at the mint-case I was just feeling a little funny for about two hours where my lips didn't seem to hook up with my brain as well as I'd like. But I'll have to do it again sometime to make sure it's done right.
Well, this year has certainly been one of maturing for me. At this time last year I hadn't French kissed random teenagers named Johan or drank or gotten high or nada, and now I'm an evil wee littler sinner . I don't feel particularly guilty or changed by it though, I wondered if I would. Well thank you kindly Kyook for listening to my not-very-well-proofread mega-spiel on my life!
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What a story xD!! I love how you tricked poor ignorant granny. You Little bastards xD
But I was wondering, what did you mean when you said you didn't tell me before it happened because you were afraid I would sway you? You do know I'm still very much against pot smoking, right xD? (- can you imagine what it's like when pot is brought up when I'm together with my sister's boyfriend xD? Let's just say we keep away from the subject. I'm pretty sure my sister has some heavy stands on this as well.
And daaamn, you smoked when your father was home? Good thing you didn't smoke it inside 'cause there would be now mistaken. Though, the smell actually sticks better to your clothes and hair when you smoke it outside. I'm pretty sure I would smell it at once, but it seems parents that wanna be ignorant don't notice. Especially when they have no clue that's what you're up to. That friend of mine who went to the coocoo institution when he got psychotic and what not 'cause of pot smoking, his parents had no clue and no one knows how they didn't figure it out 'cause he, his brother and their friends had been smokingly often (I think daily) for years and he was getting really weird and paranoid. He called me to apologize for all the times we fought over the consequences of smoking pot - while he was still psychotic - and in all honesty, I've never tried anything as weird as that. He sounded crazy. Like that filter keeping all those weird thoughts to ourselves had been melted away.
Yeah, I think you were a wee high there at least - though I had probably laughed my ass off too at that mint case story xD
Hahahha xD I don't hope your friend took it as I'm a cannibalist freak xD
Well, you know I would recommend you against going for it again, but you do whatever you feel is necessary. Come to Denmark and we can enjoy one last trip. It would sort of be my first and hopefully my last xD I would wish it would ve your last as well, but I can't really do anything about it if you wish to continue, now, can I xD? To quote Hellfire, "It's not my fault - if it's God's plan - he made the devil so much stronger than a maaaaaan!!!" hehehe xD
Good to hear you're maturing and that you don't feel different 'cause you're not supposed - no matter how disappointing that might sound xD you're just maturing in a normal pace that's not noticiable until you need that particular life experience for something 
No problemo
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It was just a decision I wanted to make myself and I didn't want to regret anything if I had listened to someone else. I like you so I value your opinion, I knew if I had said "hmm someone asked me if I wanted to try it" you'd offer your two cents.
Well what we did almost immediately after we snuck away to my room, stripped off our clothes, and jumped in the pool. So there might have been some scent on the clothes, but I do my own laundry so that evidence was gone. My parents could tell when I opened my suitcase up from coming home from Austria they smoked in the restaurants there.
Yeah, I definitely would not do it regularly. My friend was like "eh, I wouldn't do it regularly, just every couple weeks." And I'm like uh... I wouldn't even do it that much because it seems kind of regular. I don't want it to be a crutch if I'm stressed. But my other more experienced friend just texted me last night high as a kite and said she was so excited to do it with me the Monday I got back. I didn't ask her. I still have 30 paragraphs to write, and if my Dad or Mom is tired and wants to take off, I'm gonna put the nope on her.
Nah, I didn't talk about you a whole lot with it. Just cited a Danish internet friend as the source for my knowledge since the actor was Danish. I didn't paint you as a weirdo. Most of it was just me describing the show and his mannerisms.
Yes, 2013-14 the year of change!! (until next year maybe I'll do something worse)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7HIxq…
Smart girl, I knew you would be wise enough to take some extra precautions ^^! Ugh, I hate cigarette smoke. I'm not even sure if I hate that smell more than the smell of pot. Both are literally sickening 
Wow, so you're kinda planning on doing it soon again xD? Just don't make it a bad habit. You're really bright, but you certainly won't stay that way if you pick up that habit. Besides, did you hear they got a new machine that can check you for drugs the same way they check if you've had too much alcohol? (- the police.) We've got them here and if you've smoked pot, you're not allowed to drive... and that shit stays in your system for a month. I'm sure some officers will even search your car, etc., if you test positive 'cause they'll have reason to believe you have more on you. I think it's amazing they managed to make an instrument like that o.O! Bye, bye, drowsy drivers xD
Figured as much, I was just joking ;D
Who knows xD Though I hope you won't do something "worse". Rather just something different and new, how does that sound xD?
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No need to catch them all when you've got this xD
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Yess~ XD finally some shit worth looking at XD
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I'll take that as a compliment xD
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its amazinggg~ >.> <3 XD
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XD ur welcome~
>.> ill be waiting.. or belarus will come for a little reminder,
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D: I'll make sure to remember!
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XD okie dokie~
kerokerokerokero that's what she says right? i dont knoooooowwww~
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I don't remember her taunt xD!
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XD
i never watched that ep in subbed, only dub.. >.> oh hey.. heres something funny for you~
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X419v4…
:3
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Thanks for that, my ass just fell off 'cause I laughed so fucking hard xD!!! I LOVED THE FIRST CLIP WITH GERMANY xD
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Ikr XD
America: Cuz i know how to give a good time~! Good time? WHAT AM I, A HOOKER?!!
i died. XD
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I so died there too xD!!!
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ikr lol
Germany: Closed mouth mmhmhmhm~
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AAAAAAAARRGHAHAHAHAH XD!!
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lets see... hmm
Germany: Fire, imma make you mah woman~ and then imma eat you~
XD lol i died then~
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Did he say that?! - off to rewatch it!
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Mhm~
OFF TO ARBY'S he said before that lol it was so fuuny XDD
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Omg, just found it XD Laughed my ass off! Did you see this on: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Si9-9… ??
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it was on
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X419v4…
lol but the season 5 bloopers are hilarious XD
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Yeah, I know, I was just wondering if you had seen that other one XD
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OH vid refrence incoming~ Fuck me running..
yeah i did XD
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XD
Japan: excuse me germany courd you spare me some oir..
excuse me germany courd you spare me some o--- *laughs*
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Italy: GERMANY GERMANY THIS IS THE UPGRADED SUPER CARORLALMATO ~ Armato-fuck it..
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Germany: scheisspoop.. XD
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