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Published: 2008-07-02 11:48:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 1783; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 22
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Asheltots [link] lend me her dwarf lady Bella [link] so I could draw something that included a wonderfully tacky and silly line. Thank you Asheltots, but if you have anything against this I will of course remove it.Bella the dwarf lady is visiting the dwarf merchant Grimer and easily tricks him into make a fool out of himself. As a male you always feel like a total idiot in that situation, but what the heck, we can let the ladies have some fun on our expense sometimes.
I am rather pleased with this one, especialy Grimer. Could be time to try colouring again. I could alsoadd Grimers shop assistant Linnwyn the gnome (Also property of Asheltots [link] ) to the picture but then I should come up with a clever line for her too.
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Maybe, just maybe if she didn't want him to look down her cleavage, she shouldn't have dressed in such a provocative and revealing way. I mean, look at him, the poor guy, he doesn't have a chance. She's not being fair, wearing that and leaning over that far.
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She knows that, she is just flirting and messing with him.
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Thank you kindly for the fav.
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^^ No prob. You didn't need to thank me.
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*chuckles* poor poor lad... not easy being a boy...
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Thank you for the fav.
Well yes that is an easily exploitable weakness we guys have.
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Ah, the many "problems" involved in being a Dwarven shopkeep...
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Well, more like the two big "problems" of being a man.
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Awesome drawing! Some really nice facial expressions right there.
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Very nice, very clever, and very in-character. XD You made her lovely- by the way. ^^ Poor Grimer, never can catch a break but then again I don't think she minds too much as most women (at least the ones I know) take it as a type of complement and if they're that noticeable 90% of the time they want you to look despite what they say.
Again, very good. I love the expression on Grimer's face. 
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Thank you. I kinda exagerated her chest abit for comical reasons. Busty dwarven ladies donΒ΄t look as silly as most fantasy race busty women anyway. Please spare from more skinny and ugly elfgirls with obvious implants... She could be abit of a sexy woman parody in a Jessica Rabbit style.
It is always fun to subject Grimer to humiliation, especialy as he is a serious person who probably feels very uncomfortable losing his cool like this.
And so the women should but itΒ΄s not nice to stare either so if the ladies bring the poor staring man back to reality with a clever oneliner that is okay and usualy rather fun for the embarased guy too.
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It is a very efficent trap.
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One could even say a 'booby' trap? -shot-
Couldn't help it. XD
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Hehehe. Like that scene where a goon attempted to frisk Jessica Rabbit in "Who framed Roger Rabbit?". Good movie by the way.
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Great movie. Reminds me of a trap I thought of with a bodice of holding. Basically you put loaded moustraps into it but call them by the various nicknames for breasts that way if someone reaches into your blouse thinking of what they're going to grap SNAP! They get a mousetrap on their dirty hands. XD
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Please draw the blueprints for that invention, or a paper comercial for it. The sillyness for that concept is just immense.
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Blueprints would be nigh impossible since its magic but I'll do my best to do something with it.
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Only if you want to and have the time of course. Bella would be perfect for demonstrating it.
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