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Published: 2014-07-11 01:06:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 1795; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 0
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*suddenly sifts figure slightly* Damn D.H. you beat me to the punch. Hi slender bros I am Dark Love or D.L. *same smile as before*
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LOL times like this I feel so sorry for Slendy. XD
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i got a present for you sorry trender if i did not put you in it but i will find out somethingΒ Β fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/201β¦ its nothing much and akward but i hope you like it i love instagram even though i dont have one -_- i love to read though
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splendy: i love it! 
offendy: heck yeah!Β
slender: i...don't dance
trendy: im to fashion for this..
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Hey Guys guess what its fathers day soon you better get a present for ya dad!?
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*suden a nearly black blood red haired clown pops out of nowhere you are unable to tell there gender because they look like both genders* Hi there
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Slenderman: And who are you clown person?
NeNe: Ehh where did you came from Mr clown?
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Lol the name is Dark Heart *body suddenly shifts and voice slightly changes* and I'm Dark Love
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NeNe: Oh wow never heard of a dark love is that your job!
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Lol *blushes* all depends ....on certain things *D.L.* Oh god d.l. don't even dare *frustrated look from form that calls its self d.h.*
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Me: hehe your funny, I didn't catch your name by the way?
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*Sifts to a form between D.H. and D.L. thus looking something like half a dude attached to half a woman and is 5'9" tall and sounds like both voices* "Which one of us? Cause we're pretty sure we told you our names."
*Suddenly a mysterious person walks up. You can't tell who or what they are* "Oh god. You two, stop confusing the poor person!" DX< "Why do you always do that?!" *looks at you* "Sorry about them. I am Creator to them but you can call me J." XD
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Me: Oh hello J I'm....* someone teleport in front of me tall person with blonde hair*Β
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*J* ...... ok hi ....XD
*D.H/D.L.* who?
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Me: Eh....KS what are you doing here?
KS: I thought you were in danger!?
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*all* "...Um, ok then" *J points at D.H/D.L and says* "Um if anyone is in danger they caused it..." *D.H/D.L* "HEY!" DX< "So what, we are a killer clown, sort of, but it is our job to cause harm and danger" *J looking at you then looks at KS and says* "um so who exactly are you ...KS?"Β
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Me: Ehh no Im not in danger okay KS!
KS: Yes or Kid Slender the so of Sexual Offenderman!
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*J suddenly goes wide eyed* "um ok then hi and trust me they are in no danger unless S.F. shows up..." *suddenly a dude with fiery blood red hair shows up, he is dressed in what appears to be a celtic clown like outfit. his appearance causes j to mutter* "shit and there he is...." *louder* "Hey Scarlet Fire what up some thing wrong? You never show unless a kid has been threatened or some dick wad adult is doing something horrible to a kid..." *S.F. mutters some Β unpleasant irish words then says with a irish accent* "Ay that may be true but i was nearby and heard me name so i figure' to come see wha' is goin' on las...." *J goes red* "sorry S.F. that was me but why yall you are here say hi to.... um i don't believe i ever got your name?"
(sorry about my spelling *nevese look*)
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Me: I'm Renee or my friends call me Nene instead! *smiles kindly to them*
KS: Miss Nene we're better be leave now!
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Me: I'm Renee but my friends call me Nene instead! * smiles kindly to them*
KS: Miss we should be leaving now!Β
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NeNe: But KS I was telling the guys my name!
KS: "Sigh" I don't think you have the time for them and Lady death Dealer is waiting for you!
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*all* umm *S.F.* "uhh excuse me but what is going on here las?" *D.H/D.L* "Scarlet has a point what is going on here KS just randomly came up and is now telling you you have to go what is up with that?" *J with a sudden accent change so that they now sound australian* "oy all of ye shut up and let er explain!"
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NeNe: Oh for the love of GOD KS please let me explain what's going on okay, geez I'm sorry about that guys I'll explain everything to you guys. I was going to see Lady Death Dealer something imprint I don't know what it is and I work for her as a spy assassin.
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*all* O-O *J still with australian accent* "oy 'K, shela" *S.F* "ummm ok then las.... wait J whi un earth are ye talkin' lik' that las....?!" *all Just realizing J is talking with an australian accent* ??????!!!!!!Β
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Me: Wow speak Aussie that is pretty good I must say!
KS: Interesting Aussie accent you have!
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*J* "......!? ok then I have no clue why I just did that." *S.F.* "Nope." *D.H.D.L.* "......Um yeah same here." *J to KS and You.* "oh and thanks I have a habit of eather adopting a australian or british accent at times."
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slender: child...plz...
splendor: ill make a pretty card!Β
me: XD LMAO
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Nene: Well guys are you?
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NeNe: Well that is sad Slenderman for you don't care about!
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Slenderman: child...i have no father...Toby: doesnt mean we cant give YOU presents "dad"
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NeNe: Aww somebody cares about you Slenderman?
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slender:Β Β Β
toby: IM not the only one! right Jen??Β Β
Me: shut up!Β Β
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NeNe: LOL hahaha good one, hey Smexy what about you what are you getting for your dad?
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smexy: babe..slender is my brother therefor, I to have no dad
slender: can we stop this?!Β
me: calm down master D:
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NeNe: Okay I'll stop it Slenderman, and for you Smexy its NeNe by the way, Mr Offenderman!!
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Offender: alright, IF i remember
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NeNe:Hmmm pff...... you couldn't remember Stripperella's name right?
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Offender: who? *smirks* i font kiss and tell sweetheart~ Me: yeah sure...
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NeNe: Uhh I'll find a pic for ya Smexy, here you go! www.deviantart.com/?q=stripperβ¦
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Smexy: oh her...yeah i remember
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NeNe: So what do you think of her?
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Smexy: *shrugs* dont rly have an opinion
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Splendy: Aww brother Offendy can you help me make a presentation please?
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smexy: do I have to?Β
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