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Published: 2012-09-03 17:43:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 3026; Favourites: 69; Downloads: 19
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Vampires don't sparkle. They. JUST. DON'T!Now if you would excuse me...
*goes back to beating the shit out of Edward Cullen*
P.S. I was originally gonna beat Edward with Bram Stroker's Dracula, but I thought it over and went fuck it. That douche doesn't deserve to get bludgeoned with one of the greatest vampire stories ever told. Plus, it would be more insult to injury if I used the Twilight book instead (:<
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I praise you for beating that bastard up!! 
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No problem~ It was a great pleasure to do >:]
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Umm...thank you...whoever you are...
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You cannot tell? I am Dracula!
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Oh, my bad 
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Symphony of the Night?
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Yay! And here I thought no one else liked that game.
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You kidding? It rocks! It's the first Castlevania I ever played. I admit I wasn't very good, but I've improved.
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Alucard (Castlevania) or Alucard (Hellsing)? Which is better?
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Oh...I think they're both great.
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Bitches love magic.
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Never heard of that before. I think that I'll go look it up.
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Of course you can see me doing that, I am beating Edward up with a Twilight book after all C:<
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Haha so true
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That it isΒ Β
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Dracula is better any way. Unlike Twilight, Dracula has a plot that it follows. In the Twilight Series the plots swiches making the next book all the more confusing to the person who read the Twilight book before it . This was the same ordeal with the Harry Potter Series , however the Harry Potter Series has plots that we fully understand and we can fully understand the possition that Harry is in and fee; sympathy for huim. Bella is a different Story We cant sympsize with Bella becauseΒ A. The Twilight Series doesnt makes sense to any of us and B . Bella is a ditz which pratically every one knows by now . You do not see a single bad quality in the Works of JK Rowling or in the works of Bram Stoker while in Twilight the bad quailty of the story is centred mainly on Bella .
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Right on all points, except for one. Bella is not a ditz, she is a whiny selfish little bitch. I should know, I've read the books (well almost all the books. I stopped halfway through the third book cuz I couldn't take it anymore).
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You forgot to add on that she is a clutz as well
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That too, but you don't see her being klutzy often, only when she need to be saved...most of the time.
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So very true.
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Edward:*sparkle*
Bella:*snickers* he-hehe-hehehehe*laughing fit*
Edward:What did I do?*gets bashed by crazed fangirl mob*
Bella:You're on your own,Edward....
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Can I join you? Team Dracula all the way.
*Gets the flame thrower.*
They don't sparkle, they burn.
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I prefer Team Alucard. Because fuck sparkles we have guns and dogs made of eyes!
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No kidding. Well isn't Alucard Dracula but he prefer his name like that in the anime?
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I actually don't remember. But did you notice that if you change the hair colour and outfit of the person beating the shit out of Edward we have Integra?
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ehehehehehe... Yeah.... I can imagine that.
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It's even better if you imagine the abridged Integra.
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Sure, go ahead. And can I use the flame thrower when you're done?
TEAM DRACULA FOR THE WIN!!!
Well yeah, no decent vampire sparkles.
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Sure ^^
WOOT!
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that's Totally True, Vampires don't sparkled!
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Thank you
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that is hermione right
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No, it's Bella.
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im referring to the person beating edward to death is that hermione
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