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Published: 2012-09-03 17:43:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 3026; Favourites: 69; Downloads: 19
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Description Vampires don't sparkle. They. JUST. DON'T!

Now if you would excuse me...

*goes back to beating the shit out of Edward Cullen*

P.S. I was originally gonna beat Edward with Bram Stroker's Dracula, but I thought it over and went fuck it. That douche doesn't deserve to get bludgeoned with one of the greatest vampire stories ever told. Plus, it would be more insult to injury if I used the Twilight book instead (:<
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Lukan-the-Oracle In reply to ??? [2012-10-05 01:07:15 +0000 UTC]

The Last Unicorn is a personal fav of mine.

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rachelthepessimist In reply to Lukan-the-Oracle [2012-10-05 01:09:02 +0000 UTC]

I've always meant to see that! I want to! Aren't there more than one though?

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Lukan-the-Oracle In reply to rachelthepessimist [2012-10-05 03:45:27 +0000 UTC]

If you mean if the movies was a series then no, if you mean that there is more then one unicorn in the movies then yes, but not till the end of the movie.

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rachelthepessimist In reply to Lukan-the-Oracle [2012-10-06 22:34:57 +0000 UTC]

No, the movies, and thanks for the spoiler.

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Lukan-the-Oracle In reply to rachelthepessimist [2012-10-06 22:48:38 +0000 UTC]

Umm...sorry Perhaps I shouldn't have mentioned the unicorns?

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rachelthepessimist In reply to Lukan-the-Oracle [2012-10-07 02:00:07 +0000 UTC]

Um, yeah!

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Lukan-the-Oracle In reply to rachelthepessimist [2012-10-07 02:09:49 +0000 UTC]

Oh...I'm so sorry

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rachelthepessimist In reply to Lukan-the-Oracle [2012-10-07 16:33:30 +0000 UTC]

HaHa, no biggie. Was it an obvious ending at least?

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Lukan-the-Oracle In reply to rachelthepessimist [2012-10-07 18:40:36 +0000 UTC]

Kind of yeah, especially when you get to middle of it since it kind of give hints about it...Wait...should I not have mentioned about the hints?

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rachelthepessimist In reply to Lukan-the-Oracle [2012-10-09 00:48:26 +0000 UTC]

Nah, that's okay.

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Lukan-the-Oracle In reply to rachelthepessimist [2012-10-09 03:07:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh good, I was a little worried there for a moment.

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rachelthepessimist In reply to Lukan-the-Oracle [2012-10-09 23:53:07 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it's okay.

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Lukan-the-Oracle In reply to rachelthepessimist [2012-10-11 02:50:00 +0000 UTC]

Okay ^^

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klagana1 In reply to ??? [2012-09-07 14:18:17 +0000 UTC]

lmfao!! that is great!!

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Lukan-the-Oracle In reply to klagana1 [2012-09-07 19:41:31 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much

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klagana1 In reply to Lukan-the-Oracle [2012-09-11 13:14:30 +0000 UTC]

welcome

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baseball777 In reply to ??? [2012-09-05 22:32:33 +0000 UTC]

LOVELY. I fucking hate Twilight.

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Lukan-the-Oracle In reply to baseball777 [2012-09-06 00:39:03 +0000 UTC]

So do I. That's why I made this comic
Also, thank you

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Kestrelcloud In reply to ??? [2012-09-04 03:50:35 +0000 UTC]

;w; I couldn't stop laughing. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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Lukan-the-Oracle In reply to Kestrelcloud [2012-09-04 19:38:10 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much

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FallenNekoChild In reply to ??? [2012-09-03 22:19:35 +0000 UTC]

LOL YAY!!! Mya i join in beating him up? Pwese? love it!

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Lukan-the-Oracle In reply to FallenNekoChild [2012-09-03 23:13:29 +0000 UTC]

Sure go ahead.
*hands you (bloody) Twilight book* Though I suggest that you beat him with this, it adds more insult to injury...at least I think so.

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FallenNekoChild In reply to Lukan-the-Oracle [2012-09-03 23:15:26 +0000 UTC]

YAY!!!!! *continuse to beat up edward with (bloody) Twilight book* Die imposter!

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Lukan-the-Oracle In reply to FallenNekoChild [2012-09-03 23:19:24 +0000 UTC]

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FallenNekoChild In reply to Lukan-the-Oracle [2012-09-03 23:23:55 +0000 UTC]

lol funny.

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starxx1 In reply to ??? [2012-09-03 20:41:22 +0000 UTC]

YOU HAVE EARNED MY FOREVER RESPECT!!

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Lukan-the-Oracle In reply to starxx1 [2012-09-03 20:49:36 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much

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starxx1 In reply to Lukan-the-Oracle [2012-09-03 21:23:58 +0000 UTC]

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ElyssaJM In reply to ??? [2012-09-03 19:56:11 +0000 UTC]

YES!!! Someone needed to beat Edward with a book!!! WIN!

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Lukan-the-Oracle In reply to ElyssaJM [2012-09-03 20:07:05 +0000 UTC]

Not just any book, the wretched Twilight book! I mean the dude had it coming.
Also, thank you

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alucardlov3r In reply to ??? [2012-09-03 19:01:15 +0000 UTC]

ahahahaa haaaa *last breath* X_X

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Lukan-the-Oracle In reply to alucardlov3r [2012-09-03 19:05:12 +0000 UTC]

So...you died laughing?

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alucardlov3r In reply to Lukan-the-Oracle [2012-09-03 19:13:57 +0000 UTC]

grave stone (died laughing her ass of taking the piss out of twilight)

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Lukan-the-Oracle In reply to alucardlov3r [2012-09-03 19:28:44 +0000 UTC]

Umm...thank you...I guess...

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rawr-tehe In reply to ??? [2012-09-03 17:55:53 +0000 UTC]

lol thats funnny and ur right they dont sparkle!

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Lukan-the-Oracle In reply to rawr-tehe [2012-09-03 18:00:47 +0000 UTC]

Of course they don't! No real vampire would ever sparkle in the sunlight.

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rawr-tehe In reply to Lukan-the-Oracle [2012-09-03 18:04:00 +0000 UTC]

exaclty!

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lilyjamesship In reply to ??? [2012-09-03 17:45:04 +0000 UTC]

LOL yes!

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Lukan-the-Oracle In reply to lilyjamesship [2012-09-03 18:01:06 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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