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(A/Nrepare to be an enraged badass. XD
P.S. This is short and sort of cheesy, but i hope you like XD)

Xxx You xxX
You stood behind Ludwig in an awkward stance. He was currently laying down his bedding, but you couldn't lay down yours because, well, you didn't have any.

Your stomach growled and you stiffened. You really hoped Beildschmidt didn't hear it. He continued to smooth down his makeshift bed, but didn't say anything.

Phew.

"When was the last time you ate?"

OH FOR (insert word here)'S SAKE!

You sighed, "2 days ago."

Your stomach rumbled just to emphasize your point. After all, that thing had a mind of it's own. If you were at home you'd be eating chocolate all day to satisfy it. Too bad you were in a war, risking to be blown to bits every day of your journey.

"Well why didn't you say anything?" The tall man asked in a parental manner.

"WELL I DIDN'T HAVE TO! MY STOMACH WAS SOUNDING OFF A DAMN SYMPHONY THE WHOLE WAY HERE, BUT YOUR WHALE CALLS THAT COMPLETELY BUTCHERED THE SS TUNE WERE SO FUCKING LOUD THAT YOU COULDN'T FUCKING HEAR THEM!" You snapped. Taking a moment to breath and then, "Did you ever ask yourself why the soldiers around me kept switching places to get away from me? It was because of this damn monster you would refer to as a stomach!" You gestured towards your abdomen.

His face got red, "Guess I shouldn't have called you chicken."

You were confused by his random confession, but accepted his thought.

"Pig would be more appropriate." He smirked.

"HE. DID. NOT. THAT'S IT!!!!! HE'S GOING THE FUCK DOWN!" You screamed to yourself, in your head, of course.

You charged him and somehow managed to get the big oaf to the ground. You were on top, about to punch the shit out of his face when he rolled over and pinned you to the ground.

A circle of soldiers started forming and they all were chanting for you two to fight.

What the frick? Were they stupid? You were already fighting!

You grabbed your small, but trusty, knife from your thigh pocket and nicked his ear. You took that as your chance and pushed on him with all your might. He rolled over and landed in a mud pit.

Served him right.

You quickly got up and raced over to him, glaring daggers at any man who encouraged Ludwig to beat the shit outta you.

"This is for calling me a pig, Whale." You spat and punched him right in the eye.

He was knocked unconscious.

~TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY: A VERY LAZY AUTHOR who used to like profanity and is trying to eliminate all the fucks in the story...AHEM anyways~
Xxx Ludwig xxX
Thump. Thump. Thump.

I woke to a very prominent throbbing in my left eye and head. What happened?

It all came rushing back to me and I winced. Shouldn't have called Herrmann a pig. I hoped I would never do it again. A shiver ran through my body.

I opened my eyes to excessively bright moonlight. I groaned.

"Heyyyy there Sleeping Beauty," Greeted a familiar voice.

Xxx You xxX
After you calmed down you felt bad about Ludwig and decided to stay by him until he woke up.

"My head. My eye." He grumbled.

You frowned a bit, "You deserved it! Plus, I think you're more of a pig. Rolling around in the mud like that."

Just thought this would help your image of Luddy. XD joking!

He made a face and rolled his eyes, "Speaking of mud I need to get this dirt off me."

"Oh how convenient," You commented with a lack of enthusiasm, "There just happens to be a lake across the path. Everybody but you and I have bathed. Figured I'd keep an eye on you. Now I'm gonna get this dirt off me. I'll be back in 20 minutes. Don't sit up. It will just make the pain worse."

He gave a slight nod and you started to prance away, no seriously, you pranced, "Oh and I ate all your bread while you were sleeping."

THAT is why you pranced.

You got to the lake, stripped, and dived into the cool water. It wasn't freezing, but it wasn't exactly warm either.

You felt the dirt that caked your body start to come off. You swam under water until you had to come up for air.
Clean and free at last!

Xxx Ludwig xxX
It had to of been 20 minutes. Where was he?

The aching in my head was only a dull throb, but when I sat up and eventually stood up, it started to get very painful again.

I staggered my way across the path and to the lake. Was he okay? He knew how to swim.... right?

I peered out at the water, but saw nothing. A faint humming came from the shoreline and I gazed in that direction.

There were spots in my vision, but when they cleared I insisted my vision was still impaired. In front of me was a girl, no woman, and she had the same body frame as Herrmann. I peered a bit closer and lifted my eyes from her... ahem... chest... that was Herrmann's face.

My eyes almost bugged out of my head and I let out an audible gasp. HERRMANN WAS A WOMAN!!!

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body div#devskin0 hr { }

(A/Nrepare to be an enraged badass. XD
P.S. This is short and sort of cheesy, but i hope you like XD)

Xxx You xxX
You stood behind Ludwig in an awkward stance. He was currently laying down his bedding, but you couldn't lay down yours because, well, you didn't have any.

Your stomach growled and you stiffened. You really hoped Beildschmidt didn't hear it. He continued to smooth down his makeshift bed, but didn't say anything.

Phew.

"When was the last time you ate?"

OH FOR (insert word here)'S SAKE!

You sighed, "2 days ago."

Your stomach rumbled just to emphasize your point. After all, that thing had a mind of it's own. If you were at home you'd be eating chocolate all day to satisfy it. Too bad you were in a war, risking to be blown to bits every day of your journey.

"Well why didn't you say anything?" The tall man asked in a parental manner.

"WELL I DIDN'T HAVE TO! MY STOMACH WAS SOUNDING OFF A DAMN SYMPHONY THE WHOLE WAY HERE, BUT YOUR WHALE CALLS THAT COMPLETELY BUTCHERED THE SS TUNE WERE SO FUCKING LOUD THAT YOU COULDN'T FUCKING HEAR THEM!" You snapped. Taking a moment to breath and then, "Did you ever ask yourself why the soldiers around me kept switching places to get away from me? It was because of this damn monster you would refer to as a stomach!" You gestured towards your abdomen.

His face got red, "Guess I shouldn't have called you chicken."

You were confused by his random confession, but accepted his thought.

"Pig would be more appropriate." He smirked.

"HE. DID. NOT. THAT'S IT!!!!! HE'S GOING THE FUCK DOWN!" You screamed to yourself, in your head, of course.

You charged him and somehow managed to get the big oaf to the ground. You were on top, about to punch the shit out of his face when he rolled over and pinned you to the ground.

A circle of soldiers started forming and they all were chanting for you two to fight.

What the frick? Were they stupid? You were already fighting!

You grabbed your small, but trusty, knife from your thigh pocket and nicked his ear. You took that as your chance and pushed on him with all your might. He rolled over and landed in a mud pit.

Served him right.

You quickly got up and raced over to him, glaring daggers at any man who encouraged Ludwig to beat the shit outta you.

"This is for calling me a pig, Whale." You spat and punched him right in the eye.

He was knocked unconscious.

~TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY: A VERY LAZY AUTHOR who used to like profanity and is trying to eliminate all the fucks in the story...AHEM anyways~
Xxx Ludwig xxX
Thump. Thump. Thump.

I woke to a very prominent throbbing in my left eye and head. What happened?

It all came rushing back to me and I winced. Shouldn't have called Herrmann a pig. I hoped I would never do it again. A shiver ran through my body.

I opened my eyes to excessively bright moonlight. I groaned.

"Heyyyy there Sleeping Beauty," Greeted a familiar voice.

Xxx You xxX
After you calmed down you felt bad about Ludwig and decided to stay by him until he woke up.

"My head. My eye." He grumbled.

You frowned a bit, "You deserved it! Plus, I think you're more of a pig. Rolling around in the mud like that."

Just thought this would help your image of Luddy. XD joking!

He made a face and rolled his eyes, "Speaking of mud I need to get this dirt off me."

"Oh how convenient," You commented with a lack of enthusiasm, "There just happens to be a lake across the path. Everybody but you and I have bathed. Figured I'd keep an eye on you. Now I'm gonna get this dirt off me. I'll be back in 20 minutes. Don't sit up. It will just make the pain worse."

He gave a slight nod and you started to prance away, no seriously, you pranced, "Oh and I ate all your bread while you were sleeping."

THAT is why you pranced.

You got to the lake, stripped, and dived into the cool water. It wasn't freezing, but it wasn't exactly warm either.

You felt the dirt that caked your body start to come off. You swam under water until you had to come up for air.
Clean and free at last!

Xxx Ludwig xxX
It had to of been 20 minutes. Where was he?

The aching in my head was only a dull throb, but when I sat up and eventually stood up, it started to get very painful again.

I staggered my way across the path and to the lake. Was he okay? He knew how to swim.... right?

I peered out at the water, but saw nothing. A faint humming came from the shoreline and I gazed in that direction.

There were spots in my vision, but when they cleared I insisted my vision was still impaired. In front of me was a girl, no woman, and she had the same body frame as Herrmann. I peered a bit closer and lifted my eyes from her... ahem... chest... that was Herrmann's face.

My eyes almost bugged out of my head and I let out an audible gasp. HERRMANN WAS A WOMAN!!!