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This is a SATIRE. I'm making fun of how easy it is to write a Hentai. For some reason, in a hentai, every monster can grow a bunch of tentacles from its back. I would predict something of this nature would eventually come to RWBY fan stuffs, well, I don't know if there is already something like this since I don't really actively search for works of this nature often.
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SparkTheDog [2016-01-12 14:13:43 +0000 UTC]
Jaune: I heard screaming, what's going AW S**T!
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Master-ofmanga [2015-11-26 13:30:59 +0000 UTC]
Wow for blatant fanservice.(I like how Blake is taking a picture, by the way.Β )
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ThoughtsandWonders [2015-09-14 04:44:28 +0000 UTC]
I'm trying to pick my jaw off the floor
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Nightblade48 [2015-04-21 05:43:30 +0000 UTC]
Me: Uuuuuuhhhhhh... WHAT?!? π²
Blake: That's some gooood stuff. π»
Weiss: I-I d-don't even... π¨
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DrKnives [2015-04-06 20:34:26 +0000 UTC]
www.fanfiction.net/s/11045077/β¦
Ya...
Saw this when looking for new rwby fanfics.
You were spot on.
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JiseiSJS In reply to DrKnives [2018-07-23 15:06:16 +0000 UTC]
*sees this*
Hold my pepsi. I have things to Hakai, now. (anti-infinity mod ON with the most demonic voice ever)
*sountrack behind the destruction of multiverses* =Β youtu.be/KB8ExvF9MMM
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Master-ofmanga In reply to johne16minecrafted [2015-11-26 13:32:53 +0000 UTC]
OVER 9000!(sorry had to make the joke and the reference)Β
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Davidolvera In reply to johne16minecrafted [2014-12-06 22:30:07 +0000 UTC]
lets say three
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SIRSCHMOOPY95 In reply to Davidolvera [2015-03-17 20:38:48 +0000 UTC]
I thought you said three cus three holes i might be wrong π
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Davidolvera In reply to NinjaSpartan12 [2015-03-12 04:12:33 +0000 UTC]
because three feels right.
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NinjaSpartan12 In reply to Davidolvera [2015-03-12 04:32:22 +0000 UTC]
At least it's not 7 that's my worst number
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granassassin In reply to NinjaSpartan12 [2015-04-06 23:35:00 +0000 UTC]
Slight: Actually she had 7. 4 of them were burned...*pull out Ebony*...by me
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NinjaSpartan12 In reply to granassassin [2015-04-07 00:03:47 +0000 UTC]
That's way too close to how I found out 7 is my worst numberπ³
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granassassin In reply to NinjaSpartan12 [2015-04-07 00:29:36 +0000 UTC]
Slight: Yeah, yeah...*shoot a demon from your back with Ebony*
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NinjaSpartan12 In reply to granassassin [2015-04-07 00:37:44 +0000 UTC]
No⦠what I meant was that my hand got covered with hot oil. A few days later what was left was a burn in the shape of a 7
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granassassin In reply to NinjaSpartan12 [2015-04-07 00:41:39 +0000 UTC]
Slight: Oh...at least is not a 666 from hell. *enter in Limbo and appear "666 you fucker" and some demons* Ooooh shit! not again. *pull out my Techon Sword and Red Queen(DMC 4)*
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NinjaSpartan12 In reply to granassassin [2015-04-07 00:58:08 +0000 UTC]
Well⦠have fun "teleports out of there"
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granassassin In reply to NinjaSpartan12 [2015-04-07 01:05:13 +0000 UTC]
Slight: Why do you teleport if those demons can see you and hurt you. Anyway...*start making awesome combos*
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NinjaSpartan12 In reply to granassassin [2015-04-07 01:14:55 +0000 UTC]
"Teleports Dante in"β¦ I brought reinforcements!
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granassassin In reply to NinjaSpartan12 [2015-04-07 01:27:37 +0000 UTC]
Slight: Hey Dante, here *throw him back Ebony* thanks to borrow me. Now help me kill those demons
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NinjaSpartan12 In reply to granassassin [2015-04-07 01:30:31 +0000 UTC]
Dante: It's party time! Epic battle begins.
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granassassin In reply to NinjaSpartan12 [2015-04-07 01:37:08 +0000 UTC]
Slight: OKEAY!!! *kill an army of demons with one slash from my High Caliber Flame Sniper Scythe* Hey Dante!
Dante: What?
Slight: Wanna more epic this battle? USE THIS S**T!!! *giving him the Pandora Box(Devil May Cry 4)*
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NinjaSpartan12 In reply to granassassin [2015-04-07 06:02:10 +0000 UTC]
Many demons died that day
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granassassin In reply to NinjaSpartan12 [2015-04-07 15:58:10 +0000 UTC]
Dante: Including Mundus...
Slight: ...and Sanctus(DMC 4)
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NinjaSpartan12 In reply to granassassin [2015-04-07 18:50:44 +0000 UTC]
And Dante is still a badass⦠unless it's that stupid new version which I refuse acknowledge as Dante
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granassassin In reply to NinjaSpartan12 [2015-04-08 03:02:35 +0000 UTC]
Slight: That Dante is also a badass, he kill a lot of demons doing combos that consist combining his demonic and angelical weapons
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NinjaSpartan12 In reply to granassassin [2015-04-08 08:37:31 +0000 UTC]
Yeah he is⦠but did they really need to make a new version of him?
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granassassin In reply to NinjaSpartan12 [2015-04-08 17:22:35 +0000 UTC]
Slight: 4 words: Prequel or Spin Off
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NinjaSpartan12 In reply to granassassin [2015-04-08 18:06:57 +0000 UTC]
Well I hope they don't screw it up⦠and I'll admit it Dante's punk look is awesome
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Blackwing-John [2014-08-17 23:51:38 +0000 UTC]
Ruby: Someone help!
Yang: Pick on someone your own size!
-Ursa looks at her-
Yang: -shoves Blake- take her she's a pervert!
Blake: YES! come to Blake!
-Ursa retracts tentacles and runs away-
Yang: i knew that would work, when Blake is horny even tentacle monsters run in fear
-Blake appears behind yang-
Blake: Oh well, at least I have this delectable little morsel
Yang: Bad touch
Weiss: -wakes up- that was a weird dream
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granassassin In reply to Blackwing-John [2015-04-06 23:37:09 +0000 UTC]
Slight: Yeah...*trembling*...that was a weird dream...*leave the room with a temporal trauma*
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FuyuSeishin12 [2014-08-02 03:25:12 +0000 UTC]
Blake you naughty...Send me some pics when you're done.
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granassassin In reply to FuyuSeishin12 [2015-02-18 00:33:05 +0000 UTC]
yeah, receive those pics and then i'm gonna delete them. Just in case, i'm gonna destroy your cellphone to permanently delete those pics. And of course i'm not going to copy send those pics to my cell phone, really
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bruiser128 [2014-06-29 13:33:22 +0000 UTC]
It's a hentai until the tentacles either 1: rip the victim apart or 2: constrict it to the point of suffocation.
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d-ifferent--path In reply to bruiser128 [2014-12-01 00:09:22 +0000 UTC]
You know that Hentai means Anime Porn.... Right? It's a simple search on Google.
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Billybobjoeman In reply to d-ifferent--path [2014-12-17 05:16:41 +0000 UTC]
Acually, it's the Japanese word for "Pervert".
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bruiser128 In reply to d-ifferent--path [2014-12-01 00:56:33 +0000 UTC]
I know that I was sarcastically what happens in a realistic setting.
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d-ifferent--path In reply to bruiser128 [2014-12-01 03:42:39 +0000 UTC]
What hentai is, Is the tentacle monster fucks you pretty stupid, Leaves, Let's you get pregnant, And then when you give birth to said monster, The baby rips you apart.
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bruiser128 In reply to d-ifferent--path [2014-12-01 03:53:53 +0000 UTC]
Yeah that pretty much sums it up.
Tobe honest it reminds of perverts re-imagining of Alien.Β
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d-ifferent--path In reply to bruiser128 [2014-12-01 05:22:15 +0000 UTC]
True, Perverts re-imagine everything.
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bruiser128 In reply to d-ifferent--path [2014-12-01 15:33:25 +0000 UTC]
Although there are some things that NEVER BE DEFILED.
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banthafodder95 [2014-06-01 13:01:34 +0000 UTC]
I was expecting Blake to have a nosebleed. Β Ah well a camera's just as good.
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