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Published: 2013-10-26 05:40:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 45111; Favourites: 427; Downloads: 92
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This is a SATIRE. I'm making fun of how easy it is to write a Hentai. For some reason, in a hentai, every monster can grow a bunch of tentacles from its back. I would predict something of this nature would eventually come to RWBY fan stuffs, well, I don't know if there is already something like this since I don't really actively search for works of this nature often.
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Hmm....... that Grimm reminds me of the demons in the "Princess Mononoke" movie made by Hayao Miyazaki. When a animal god becomes a demon, red worm-like 5 inch tentacles grow from their body, and they can no longer talk English..... Oh, and I HIGHLY recommend watching that movie!
....... and NO Hentai in it.... whatever the hell that is! But it is a great movie overall!
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Yeah, I watched that. It was good.
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If u used a boarbattusk, then it would have been an almost legit reference to the movie!
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Note to self: keep Lunaris's ideas away from F.O.R.U.M.
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Too late. The ideas are already there
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That would be wise.
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...explosion?
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Suddenly I love seeing Blake being pervy.....I do have to ask where is Yang.....She's busy with some Grim that mimics the form of an octopus(only with more tentacles), isn't she?
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She's probably having fun with another tentacle-ursa.
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....maybe.
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When will I learn to keep the friggin tissues on hand...
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Well...There is only one thing i can do here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QMRA3…
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... I don't recall being hired to Breathing 
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2xDJP…
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If that is your reaction, my work is done.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNTps-…
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Oh, and you forgot Blake's nosebleed.
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What? Everyone has their thing... Mine is more... 'exotic', due to laziness.
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maybe we will see a doujin with Ruby & ... those werewolfs from her trailer~
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...woah, that's a little too advance for me. I'll take the standard vanilla yuri.
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ufuf~i just saying~with the popular of RWBY someone will make doujinshi soon or later
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Yeah, it's only a matter of time. I'm still interested on vanilla yuri though.
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i not interest in draw man so yuri & tentacles to me ufufuf~
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I've seen much hentai...... An I know where this is going... DX
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Really? Impress me on how this is going.
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Ah hentai the only reason 80% of american men have been in there locked rooms for 5 years straight >:3
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What about non-monster hentai? I really only read yuri hentai, sometimes futanari but not very often. Never any monsters though. In fact, the tentacle thing is actually pretty rare in hentai, since it's so niche; it probably shows up more in ecchi, usually as a parody of the concept.
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Tentacles are rare?
No. That's not true at all.
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Well I rarely see them, almost never in fact, unless it's a parody like I said.
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so, that number 1 means- oh gods...
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There will be number 2, hopefully.
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this is when the excuse: "you wanna see hentai or not?!" comes in.
then again, there's a number of hentai with good plot
on a side note, somehow all hentai monsters are hyper-sexual and see humanoid as attractive figures
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Yeah, there's actually a bunch of hentai with decent plot, but for a short doujin, you can't afford to waste time and pages on story development.
And that also bugs me though, why do hentai monsters like humanoids so much? Don't they like, supposed to mate with their own species? And why for some reason humanoids can bear their... offspring?
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As a non-hentai example of a species breeding with humanoids, there is the xenomorph from the Alien franchise. It starts off as an egg that holds a facehugger that latches onto a person's, well, face and impregnates them. After some time(at least 24 hours), the offspring comes out as the chestburster, which grows into its adult form and wreaks havoc on anyone in its way.
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But that as an egg only inserted into the stomach. But usually in hentai, monsters are able to fertilize humanoid's ovum for some reason.
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Well yes the egg is inserted, but Xenomorphs also takes traits of their host, which is especially troubling when a Xenomorph is mixed with Predators making PredAliens/Predator Xenomorphs. Predator Xenomorphs also have the ability to impregnate other hosts with multiple eggs at once, though the hosts I've seen that happen were female.
Hentai Monsters on the other hand, it might be possible they were once human or somehow compatible with humans(Ways of science, magic, divine, demonic, etc.), it just happens.
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But it is an example of a humanoid being used as a bearer for a thing's offspring.
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Little to no story whatsoever?Check
Random tentacles appearing out of nowhere?Check
Target is a little innocent girl?Check
The rest of the cast just sits around and watches?Double check
Penis hard?Nope.
Thank God my sanity is where i left it.
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And thus, I made my point. QED.
Although point four could use some tweaking; rest of cast sits around doing nothing, and then still gets caught by the tentacles and share the same fate.
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Unless they're male.Which to my knowledge the rule was broken only once.If you are aware of any more occasions like that please go to a proper porn sight and type anything but hentai...
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Nah, the male is usually killed off right away, or made to watch and mind broken.
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Hmmm...Is it too late add Cardin in the mix?
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Nope, Cardin gets taken to the monster's lair for extra loving.
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