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Ultramarine benching a bench of imperial guard ladies.Related content
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Meanwhile, the commissar sitting in his office felt a pinch in his neck.
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That marine could honestly say he picked up some ladies on his last deployment.
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No, that's what the Space Wolf said about the Ultramarine, which said Ultramarine tried to explain away only for the Imperial Fist accompanying them confirming that he did, in fact, pick up three ladies - at the same time.
Cue the Space Wolf and the White Scar laughing their asses off, while the Ultramarine stares at the Imperial Fist with a betrayed look on his face. Only for the Salamander to give his blue brother a hearty clap on the back, congratulating him on finding companionship among regular humans, which sets off the Space Wolf and the White Scar again.
The Blood Angel then interferes to keep the joke going, and it quickly becomes obvious that the Salamander is in on it. The Dark Angel merely observes with a hidden smirk, as does the Raven Guard, while the Iron Hands mutters under his breath about the weakness of flesh.
The Imperial Fist continues to be (or act?) the straight man, and for a short while, Demigods of War are men, brothers in arms, and for the moment, the grim darkness is forgotten.
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Marius: C'MON BRUVA DO YOU EVEN LIFT
Hans: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *SHOVES BENCH THROUGH THE DAMN ROOF*
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Those Ultramarines, always showing off.
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From left to right, all I hear is:
"You do you, big guy."
"God-Emperor, I love it when they show off like this!"
"I thought the Codex Astartes didn't support stuff like this!"
Then:
"We need not consult the Codex for non-military deployment."
Finally, on the right:
"Can't argue with the method, I guess!"
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Now that's what I call bench pressing...
Was that as bad is thought it was?Β
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now all we need is a imperial guard girl bench pressing a primarch
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And then that horrifying moment when you realize some people take the term 'meatshield' a little too literally
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Brings a whole new meaning to picking up chicks
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No, no, no. More like:
996, 997, 998, 99-oh!! Sorry ladies. I didn't see you there.
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Meanwhile, on Fenris, a Space Wolf is benching entire bleachers of hot bitches (decipher that how you will).
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Wolves that are on fire?
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impressive the ladies all u want ultra scum!
u still not getting any!
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Yes, the awesome and powerful genetic and cybernetic enhancements along with the most advanced and powerful armour are being used for... showing off.
Yes, this is the Imperium all right.
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No, this is the 'Ultramarines'
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Yeah, Ultramarines are like that. And when you point it out to them, it's "Codex this" and "Calgar that" and don't even get me started on the whole "Spiritual Heir" thing... Ugh. Worst part of it all?
The chicks still fall for them. Seriously.
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Let's see him do it without power armor next time
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You've never seen an unarmored space marine, have you?
Trust me, he could still do it.
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Noooo oooooone lifts like Gaston,
fires a gun like Gaston,
no one purges filthy cultists like Gaston!
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Basically every IG woman's dream like my Rana Hallock's back in the day.
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