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Khorne Berserker: (Slowly and shakily moves chain-axe towards spider) "Easy... carefully... steady... the blades will do the rest of the work... painfully... and slowly..."
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,,The Guide: How to remove a spider (and your face)".
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oh no ...a warp spider kill it with fireΒ Β
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FOOL, COUNT IT'S LEGS!
With that and it's diet of bodily fluids, that creature is clearly a servant of THE BLOOD GOD!
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I would like to note that this Berserker is sufficiently frightened that he is getting ready to split his own head open with a chain-ax to kill the spider.
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Everyone has their phobias.
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Iβm expecting Khorne to send some divine retribution soon.
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I sense an imminent axe wound to his own face.
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"It doesn't have a skull to take.Β What am I supposed to do?"
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Truly, the greatest dilemma a Berserker can face.
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Dude, why the heckie are you afraid of spidersβWE HUMAN HAVE SKIN, YOU ROBOTS DONβT, YOU GUYS HAVE IT EASY DEALING WITH BUGS.
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Thatβs a human with multiple biological modifications in power armor.
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Blood for the Blodgod! Skulls for his *continuedhighpitchedscreams*
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Hi there, I'm Lucas. Whatcha doing with that big axe? :3
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Relevant RvB quote:
Simmons: Okay, idiot, let's assume I'm wrong. Let's assume there are bats. So what? You're wearing state of the art, biomechanical body-armour. It's designed to deflect bullets, and absorb explosions. What can a five ounce flying rodent possibly do?
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Grif: but they are infected and I have nightmares of one of then eating me alive event with the armor I meant what the fuck do you want me to do.
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That spider really should have stayed in bed this morning...
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How about a night lord who's affraid of spides instead xD
Also to be honest thats one big spider //*w*\\
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Never been to Australia or South America, have we now?
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Ever seen a Deathclaw friend?
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Not personally, no, though in the real-world the closest we get to those middle-fingers to player-character survival are the more dangerous creatures found within the South American Rain Forest and Australia.
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Noo. But you forget that astartes are significantly larger than normal humans, so the spider would be the size of your face.
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I was forgetting nothing
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsmanβ¦
I insist indeed. They get bigger from that one...
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