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KOTR13 [2020-02-23 01:25:02 +0000 UTC]

Particularly funny since Malcador was the one who came up with the whole "eat 1000 psykers a day" idea and convinced Emps to do it.

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illcitvirus115 [2019-08-14 04:01:01 +0000 UTC]

Why the awkward stares? It's not like old Emps had a choice. It's either a thousand Psyker daily diet or Emps and the Astronomican goes bye-bye.

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abloodbrother [2018-01-31 21:20:58 +0000 UTC]

I know you didn't want to be religious figure Emps, but you need to stop consuming your worshiping zealots.

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BlackTemplar6th [2017-11-27 08:25:13 +0000 UTC]

God emprah: mhut? *talking whilst eating*

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Tnynfox [2017-08-24 01:33:30 +0000 UTC]

"One more Psyker, and the Emperor will become a God.  He will give back Xenos the suffering we humans have endured."

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BornOnTheNinth [2017-08-05 05:11:10 +0000 UTC]

Malcador: "You need to eat less psykers Emperor! You're already getting big and fat, and if you keep it up then you'll end up sitting on a chair all day doing nothing but eating and crying. "

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Tadashi2 [2017-07-29 06:44:46 +0000 UTC]

Malcador: "Remember big guy, you are what you eat."

Big E: "Wut?"

*ten thousand years later*

Dorn: "Father, are you familiar with the phrase "you are what you eat"? Seeing how you act like an ever-growing pile of screaming psychic children."

Big E (on the throne): "Irony fucking sucks."

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Saphirone-Arnes [2017-07-25 21:48:20 +0000 UTC]

I actually like how you made his face look like a square XD It could actually be a thing about him.

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