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Lutherniel — Techpriest and Toaster
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Published: 2017-01-30 13:53:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 34893; Favourites: 808; Downloads: 211
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A techpriest running away with a toaster stolen from a bunch of Orks.Related content
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"OI! GIVE US OUR TOASTY TING BACK YA RED TEKKY GIT!"
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You are a fucking legend!
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Tech Priest: do you have the Toaster we was promised?
Dorn: no....
Kitten: I think some Orks take it
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the love between a tech priest and his toaster is sacred
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"ITS ALL MY LOLOOLOLLO" "Give that troster back you theft!"
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stop that techprest before he or she have rape with that toaster!
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No need to worry...
Dat humie tek-boy iz redz, so he ran fasta!!!
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"Shall you bring us the Toasters we were promised?"
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"...I too enjoy slapping my cyberdong against the hull of toasters."
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"I'll go retrieve the power dildos"
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Well done Techpriest only humanity and humanity can have such Arcanine Technology, not some xeno scum such as the Orks!
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Youve been watching "If the emperor had a text to speech device" having you?
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Actually I tried watching some eps... and I couldn't get into it.
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Wait, WHAT?!?!? Really?!?! But it's so good!
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The thing is...a Techpriest would probably actually do this for an Long Night appliance in canon.
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To be fair to the crazy tech priest, said appliance would be insanely sophisticated; As in Star Trek Food Replicator, or a LITERALLY laser/plasma powered toaster kind of crazy(er) Sci-Fi tech.
It also has to be admitted that a having a fancy Chrome Toaster is sexy, in nearly any reality. :]
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"WAAAAAAAAAGH! GIVE DA BAK YOU DAMN MEDAL HUMIE! ITZ OURZ!"
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I was wondering when someone would finally capitalize on the toasters thing. I salute you.
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A techpriest would do that....wouldn't they...
They would also treasure it more than the Guardsmen whom are charged with guarding the thing...
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This reminds me of my first game of Rogue Trader...that bloody techpriest and his toaster
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"[STATEMENT] I have recovered the technology. [WORRY] These orks seem to not like this action."
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He might still be able to emote normally. I mean, Martellus could sound angry and you would know it.
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Toasts for the Toast God! Crumbs for the Crumb Throne!
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*gets back to forge temple*
*finds hole from slugga shot in toaster*
*binaric*NOOOOOOO!!!!!!*/binaric*
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"Must save this valuable piece of archaeotech! Where else is the Imperium going to learn how to lightly cook pieces of bread without a lasgun?"
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HOWZ WILLS WE BURNZ OUR BREAD?! STOOPID HUMIE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
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I keep thinking of "If The Emperor Had A Text to Speech Device" XD
Brilliant work :3
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Glad I'm not the only one
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