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June Request 14:ΒCustodes reading a lewd book
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Wait..How do we know that is the Captain-General?
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He is the only one that actually wears his armour!
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WHAT SORCERY IS THIS???????????
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I'm guessing you haven't watched the recent Episodes where the Captain-General is traveling to Mars with other members of the Adeptus Custodes?
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Fair. But other than the three strippers and that one Diavolo Custodes, the rest is still wearing their armors so..
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NO MY FANFICTION IS NOT FOR THE WEAK OF HEART!
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Lord General...
General...
Kitten
.....
HELLOOOOO!
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CUSTODES!Β
YOU HAVE SULLIED YOUR HANDS WITH FILTHY PARCHMENTS OF HERESY!Β
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Astartes and Custodes are metaphorically modeled after angels.
Angel lore depicts them as being devoid of a sex drive, being as they are already immortal.
This is giving the logic centers of my brain a BSOD.
Ah great, now I'm imagining Optimus Prime blushing at a nudy magazine.
Thanks for ruining my childhood buddy. xD
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Autobot girly magazines are vehicle instruction manuals. Especially the ones with diagrams!
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SO THAT'S WHERE ALL OF HELBRECHT's *erhm* APPROVED COMBINED ARMS VISUAL AIDS WENT! GODDAMNIT I BET IT WAS THE FUCKING BLOOD MAGPIES THAT GAVE IT TO HIM, WHO THE FUCK FORGOT TO LOCK THE EMPEROR-DAMNED ARCHIVE AGAIN?!Β
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Naaaah, he lent them from the Black Library
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"What is it golden boy, not liking sisters of silence?"
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The fuck is that cock-stodes doing?
(I mean I know what he's doing, I just felt like saying that)
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Intensely studying female anatomy
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No Kitten would be reading Tau lewd book instead.
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Oh come on Kitten... You better then that. Then again... You have dated a blue fish xenon.
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THAT IS NOT FUCKING CANON
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Donβt judge me
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Custodes: "She's alright I guess, no Shadowsun though ..."
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That is NO fucking canon!
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I ain't gonna fault them; after ten thousand years of protecting The God-Emperor and guarding the Imperial Palace- only ever being in the company of demons, creepy mutes, cyborgs, and screaming psychic children- they need to unwind and see oiled and lubed-up bodies that aren't their own.
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Please if it was Kitten, that would be a Tau magazine.
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That's what's behind the magazine; it's like when people hid their comic books behind their workbook.
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YOU ALLOW YOUR MEN TO STUDY SUCH FOUL SMUT CAPTAIN-GENERAL ?!
THIS IS HERESY !!
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YOU DETESTABLE MUTANTS FILL YOUR HEADS WITH SUCH VILE OBSCENITY!? DIE HERETIC!!! *DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA*
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SISTER, I NEED YOUR BLOOD FOR M- HOLD ON. YOU'RE A HERETIC !!!!!!
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Y'know what, they're just running arround shooting each other down there, better just lay the exterminatus upon these heretics, alright, FIRE!
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FUKKENG HERATICS!!!!!!
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...
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...Fuckin' HERETIIICS!!
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Inquisitor: "Y'know what, they're just running around shooting each other down there, better just lay the exterminatus upon these heretics, ALRIGHT FIRE!!!"
*bashes head into Exterminatus button*
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The alfa references are just, just, JUST,................................................................................. RIGHTEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"OH NONONONONONONONONONONO HO HELL TO THE FUCK NO"
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