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Commissar on a bike.Related content
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Guardsman: "Sir, all our tanks and vehicles are too damaged from our previous assault for use in pursuit of the retreating enemy. The Techpriests say the repairs cannot be completed in time for us to catch them."
Commissar: "UNACCEPTABLE! If we do not pursue and destroy those Heretics they will rally and assault this city once more. We need vehicles and we need them NOW!"
Guardsman: "But Sir, there are no..." (Imperial Citizen child rides nearby on a bicycle) "Oh wow, a bicycle. I remember riding those back in my youth..."
Commissar: "You know how to operate that vehicle, then?"
Guardsman: "Well yes, you never forget how to ride a bike. Sir."
Commissar: "Then that will do."
Guardsman: "Wait, what?"
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ALL THE HORSES HAVE GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR THE EMPEROR. ALL THE VEHICLES HAVE SACRIFICED THEIR MACHINE SPIRIT FOR THE OMNISSIAH. GUARDSMAN, IT IS YOUR TURN.
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Leading a healthy lifestyle in the name of the Emperor.
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Commisar: Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!!!!
Guardsman: I peddle for da Emprah!!!!!
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I like how both of them are that motivated.
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DRIVE ME CLOSE SOLDER, I WANT O HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD. PEDEW HARDER FAGGOT!
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he wants to hit them with his sword.
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When you need to catch up to the ice cream truck, nothing motivates you more than a screaming commissar with a sword.
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