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Originally the words on this page was going to be in actual Spanish with the translations underneath. HOWEVER, I don't know Spanish, and the Geologist is still just learning it. Not to mention, the page would be REALLY cluttered up. So I chose to cheat and go the lazy route. Sorry. Seriously though, if Stargazer Apogee does well enough, maybe we should look into making a Spanish language version?

Oh, and the "Cheese Bitches" story? That actually happened for real! Here's how it happened. It was late June, and I get this phone call. It's a Williamsport area number. My phone still has my Grand Rapids, MI number. So I figure it's someone it might be someone at work who's number I don't have or someone calling about someone else's reference. No biggie. So I pick it up and answer. And this is the best I can to transcribe that phone call. (Imagine the dude really over excited.)
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ME: Hello?

PHONECALL: Bro! You gotta get over here bro! We got some cheese bitches coming and it's gonna be f***in' lit!

ME: Cheese bitches? What's a cheese bitch?

PHONECALL: No, blintzes! Is this Mike?

ME: No, this is not Mike.

PHONECALL: Do you know Mike's number, bro?

ME: I know several Mikes. But probably not the one you want.

PHONECALL: S**t. I'll call his girl. She might know.

ME: She might. Good luck man.

(momentary pause)

PHONECALL: Hey bro, YOU wanna come over? We got cheese blintzes! Girls are comin' over and we're all gonna watch Glow!

ME: Nah, I gotta work tomorrow, and my fiancé would be upset if I watched the show without her.

PHONECALL: She can come too, but it's chill bro! Peace! *clicks*
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1. I honestly believe that they really just excited to watch Glow and eat cheese pastries. And I can't blame them. I liked Glow a lot, and I like cheese pastries!

2. I wish I had parties like these when I was younger. I would have felt a lot less awkward.

3. Where the hell do you get decent cheese blintzes in the middle of Buttcrack, Pennsylvania?

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Originally the words on this page was going to be in actual Spanish with the translations underneath. HOWEVER, I don't know Spanish, and the Geologist is still just learning it. Not to mention, the page would be REALLY cluttered up. So I chose to cheat and go the lazy route. Sorry. Seriously though, if Stargazer Apogee does well enough, maybe we should look into making a Spanish language version?

Oh, and the "Cheese Bitches" story? That actually happened for real! Here's how it happened. It was late June, and I get this phone call. It's a Williamsport area number. My phone still has my Grand Rapids, MI number. So I figure it's someone it might be someone at work who's number I don't have or someone calling about someone else's reference. No biggie. So I pick it up and answer. And this is the best I can to transcribe that phone call. (Imagine the dude really over excited.)
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ME: Hello?

PHONECALL: Bro! You gotta get over here bro! We got some cheese bitches coming and it's gonna be f***in' lit!

ME: Cheese bitches? What's a cheese bitch?

PHONECALL: No, blintzes! Is this Mike?

ME: No, this is not Mike.

PHONECALL: Do you know Mike's number, bro?

ME: I know several Mikes. But probably not the one you want.

PHONECALL: S**t. I'll call his girl. She might know.

ME: She might. Good luck man.

(momentary pause)

PHONECALL: Hey bro, YOU wanna come over? We got cheese blintzes! Girls are comin' over and we're all gonna watch Glow!

ME: Nah, I gotta work tomorrow, and my fiancé would be upset if I watched the show without her.

PHONECALL: She can come too, but it's chill bro! Peace! *clicks*
___________________________

1. I honestly believe that they really just excited to watch Glow and eat cheese pastries. And I can't blame them. I liked Glow a lot, and I like cheese pastries!

2. I wish I had parties like these when I was younger. I would have felt a lot less awkward.

3. Where the hell do you get decent cheese blintzes in the middle of Buttcrack, Pennsylvania?