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The Chase That Never Ends
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Eliwood started chasing him
For getting him engaged,
Poor Marcus didn't know
That Eliwood is gay,
It is the chase that never ends,
And it goes on and on, my friends!

Hector saw Eliwood
Running everywhere,
Shouting stuff at someone,
And he just stopped and stared,
'Cuz it's the chase that never ends,
And it goes on and on, my friends!

Then Hector spotted Marcus
Running from the redhead,
Then Hector heard a shout,
"Marcus, you are SO dead!"
It is the chase that never ends,
And it goes on and on, my friends!

Eliwood finally caught-up with
The clueless paladin,
But as soon as Hector got there
Marcus had taken-off again,
It is the chase that never ends,
And it goes on and on, my friends!

Now Hector was getting slightly tierd
Of chasing them around,
So he finally shouted, "Marcus!
He's a lord! Just stand your ground!"
And it's the chase that never ends,
And it goes on and on, my friends!

Marcus turned around
And faced the angry lord,
Then picked-up his axe
And knocked the uke-boy to the floor,
It is the chase that never ends,
And it goes on and on, my friends!

Now Hector ran right to his rescue
And helped young Eli to the ground,
And then they ran off to the castle
Where they can't be found,
It is the chase that finally ends,
And it goes on and on, my friends!

A half an hour later
Nils skipped across the castle grounds,
Then decided to investigate
When he heard some odd sounds...
Curiosity never ends,
And it goes on and on, my friends!

But as he got even closer,
He began to get quite terrified,
Of what he might see there
And what he might find,
But curiosity never ends,
And it goes on and on, my friends!

He didn't have an idea
What he was going to do,
So he called Serra over,
She might have a clue!
It's curiosity that never ends,
And it goes on and on, my friends!

Serra ventured through the bushes
Convinced that Nils was telling lies
But she came back, quite disturbed,
Shouting, "Oh, my virgin eyes!"
And curiosity finally ends,
And it goes on and on, my friends!

Down deep in the bushes
Were two lords that we know well
Flinching at their encounter
With the pink-haired girl from hell...
And it's a song that never ends,
And it goes on and on, my friends!