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Dan: Ok, now swim back to the shore!
Kim: Ah, it's so cute, and shiny, and goldy, and tiny, and and cute...
Dan: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP ALREADY, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW ANNOYING YOU ARE? WHY DO YOU THINK THAT NOBODY TALKS TO YOU IN COLLEGE?, BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES HOW ANNOYING YOU ARE, THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS!
*Kim is about to cry*
Dan: (Regrets what he just said) ah...Look, i'm so...
*Kim switches to killer bitch face*
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Kim: OH YEAH?, WHAT ABOUT YOU? THE ONLY REASON WHY I STARTED TALKING TO YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS BECAUSE YOU WERE ALONE AND EVERYONE WAS SCARED OF YOU, YES, AT FIRST I USED YOU TO FEEL LESS LONELY, BUT THEN I THOUGHT THAT WE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FRIENDS, YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN ME, YOU ARE ALONE TOO, I EVEN TRIED TO BE CLOSER TO YOU WITH THIS COMPETITION, I HELPED YOU WITH YOUR FEAR OF HIGHTS, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HELP ME? NOTHING, YOU BARELY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME, I KNOW PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, YOU FULL NAME IS DAN MICHAEL BLITZ, YOU FAVOURITE COLOUR IS CRIMSON, YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD IS SPAGHETTI, YOU HATE CANNED BEANS, YOUR PARENTS ARE DIVORCED AND YOU HATE IT, AND A LOT MORE, SO INSTEAD OF BEING AN A$$HOLE, WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO BE GRATEFULL FOR ONCE IN YOUR FUC*ING LIFE?!??!?!?!?!?!?
Kim walks away leaving Dan behind

Wanna see the schoolgirls slapping some sense into Dan?: sta.sh/0y12md28mw7

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Dan: Ok, now swim back to the shore!
Kim: Ah, it's so cute, and shiny, and goldy, and tiny, and and cute...
Dan: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP ALREADY, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW ANNOYING YOU ARE? WHY DO YOU THINK THAT NOBODY TALKS TO YOU IN COLLEGE?, BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES HOW ANNOYING YOU ARE, THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS!
*Kim is about to cry*
Dan: (Regrets what he just said) ah...Look, i'm so...
*Kim switches to killer bitch face*
?????????????????
Kim: OH YEAH?, WHAT ABOUT YOU? THE ONLY REASON WHY I STARTED TALKING TO YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS BECAUSE YOU WERE ALONE AND EVERYONE WAS SCARED OF YOU, YES, AT FIRST I USED YOU TO FEEL LESS LONELY, BUT THEN I THOUGHT THAT WE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE FRIENDS, YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN ME, YOU ARE ALONE TOO, I EVEN TRIED TO BE CLOSER TO YOU WITH THIS COMPETITION, I HELPED YOU WITH YOUR FEAR OF HIGHTS, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HELP ME? NOTHING, YOU BARELY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME, I KNOW PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, YOU FULL NAME IS DAN MICHAEL BLITZ, YOU FAVOURITE COLOUR IS CRIMSON, YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD IS SPAGHETTI, YOU HATE CANNED BEANS, YOUR PARENTS ARE DIVORCED AND YOU HATE IT, AND A LOT MORE, SO INSTEAD OF BEING AN A$$HOLE, WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO BE GRATEFULL FOR ONCE IN YOUR FUC*ING LIFE?!??!?!?!?!?!?
Kim walks away leaving Dan behind

Wanna see the schoolgirls slapping some sense into Dan?: sta.sh/0y12md28mw7