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Malcontent1692 — Contention: UNMC M-50C OIAW
Published: 2012-07-27 14:56:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 986; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 21
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So I haven't uploaded anything in a while, so for the past few days i've been working to correct that, and this is the product of that work
This is the M-50C Optimized Individual Assault Weapon (OIAW) that will be a part of the Contention comic. I literally made up this gun on the spot a few days ago and have been winging it on its design through the whole process, i basically designed most of this gun in Max as i went along. I actually wanted to step out of my comfort zone here and do something new, and this gun is a big change from the usual designs of my UNMC weapons. I think I took the right chance doing something fresh and new because this design turned out to be by far my best and favorite model yet. But regardless, tell me how it is! Hate it? Love it? Got criticisms? Anything you got, please don't hesitate to let me know, i'd really love comments on this one 
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Dammit Anatomy, stop ruining awesome.
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It was that one damn thumb, the entire setup would have been perfect if thumbs just naturally bent a little further. Thumb bastards, advancing our evolution and shit. How dare they?
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They're all uppity n' shit. Don't have the respect they oughta have. Let's abolish opposable thumbs all together to teach them a lesson.
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That'll sure show them, and evolution at the same time, they're both pretty uppity if you think about it. Although it would be much more difficult to do well... everything, but i think we will just create robots or something to do jobs for us. Probably not too far way from that now actually?
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It seems like we are getting the hang of making robots do smarter stuff than "move screw to designated point, screw in, repeat" and the research into exoskeletons and artificial limbs progresses well, too. Now the question is if this will lead to Deus Ex or I, Robot.
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Now i'm not sure which scenario would be scarier, or more awesome? If I,Robot happens we already have Will Smith so i suppose we would do alright. Another good question is how long until we have Iron Man suits? Because as soon as those go on the market i'm spending everything i have to get one, guaranteed superhero awesomeness.
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Money is like a super power, you can get an exoskeleton with jetpack, the law can't touch you and you have time to learn martial arts.
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I think that does qualify as one of the best powers, i mean look at Batman, Iron man, both just rich dudes that used their money to buy and build kickass superhero stuff. Why work for your powers when you can just, you know, buy them?
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Also Green Arrow. But he's somewhat of a socialist and wants to redistribute wealth, so he can't be a rich superhero. More like a communist superhero.
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We must ban all Green Arrow memorabilia immediately then! 'Merica has no patience for uppity communist superheroes! That's the worst kind of superhero out there 
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And we will call him Captain Superfreedom Eagle Patriot. The greatest superhero for the greatest country. His superpower is wealth, corporate sponsorship and commercialization.
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And the symbol on his costume will be a money sign inside an eagle silhouette, but the money sign is also wrapped in several strips of red white and blue colored bacon. Also the eagle is holding dual M-16's in its wings, these of course will also be red white and blue. Oh god, America overload...too much America...
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Quickly, activate the CCCP national hymn and read from the Mao-Bible to avoid gaining a massive cowboy hat and talking with a mid-western accent.
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Dammit it's too late! Cowboy hat has already settled into my skull... run! run while there's still time!
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I will return, I promise. With an army of bears with hammer and sickle symbols on their body armor and giant airships that have shark faces painted on.
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By god the shark faces may be all that stands between my freedom and a lifetime of being a super patriotic zombie, and the bears, make sure the sickle symbols are also on fire. Its the only way to ensure a fair chance at victory.
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The entire bear will be on fire, and armed with electric guitar-shaped assault cannons. Freedom in the most extreme way!
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Bears on fire with cannons?! That sounds like something that desperately needs to be a piece of awesome artwork 
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This is no longer the White House, it is the Fortress of Awesome. Defended by cyborg ninja pirates riding burning assault bears and cloned dinosaurs into battle.
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Can't resist.. must.. draw!! I'm going to take a little artistic liberty and give the cloned dinosaurs AK-47s too, i thought that would give them some extra "oomph". Also I can't find the other damn message! This site is literally screwing with me on purpose now, like twice in the same month? Why DA why?
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The other message evaporated in face of awesome of this magnitude. Now about the cloned dinosaurs. Don't you think it would make more sense to attach assault cannons to them? [link]
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That is a very sound and completely possible explanation, i'll just use that as my favorite excuse in my mind so i can come to terms with this problem. And that, just imagine an entire army charge of cannon wielding, roaring t-rexes just running at you, if that's how we will fight our wars in the future i think i'll just start getting together my plans to live in some far away star system O_o
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But imagine the uniform sizes for a Tyrannosaurus platoon... they can double as parachutes for other units. And there is always the option to ride it into battle while shouting "FREEEEEEEEDOM" and wielding a greatsword.
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I would do every one of those above options, with the addition of wearing really ornate and crazy looking armor with flames painted on it, and I think double swords would make it even more intimidating and also ridiculously awesome. I think it's time to gather some t-Rex DNA to get started on this world conquering dinosaur platoon, to the cloning chambers!
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I am afraid the cloning chambers are being cleaned for ... I guess ever. We tried mixing the DNA of a pig with a cloud of fog... with science. Except everything exploded with pig mist.
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Agh again? Everytime i turn around the cloning chambers are being used to combine some crazy thing with a pig, i think they're trying to make a form of super bacon or something?
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Super Bacon, hah what nonsense. No government agency would ever waste their precious time with such inane dealings >.>
<.< they're onto you, run!
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It's too late for me! I've already made it pass the Mexican border and will be living here for the rest of my life, on the lamb from the CIA, the FBI and also the US military. What a life i've gotten into...
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They'll find you one of these days and make you work in their super-bacon factories. Oh the humanity.
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And somehow i find myself not angry at that in the least, i think that's a horrible fate i wouldn't mind to inherit.
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Super bacon, the future savior of future mankind.
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"Kids, let me tell you about the time when super bacon single-handedly saved the human race from extinction..."
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This is becoming a theme, isn't it?
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The question should be: why hasn't it already been a theme?
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Were-Rats are to be blamed.
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Those durn were-rats are always up to something, every time humanity turns its back for a second they bounce back and and cause havoc wherever they can, specifically with badly timed practical jokes and the occasion murder.
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Those practical jokes certainly are the worst of the worst. If only they would stick to murdering the occasional sewer worker.
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That's what i've been saying all these years, i mean usually we're fine with the murder as long as they keep it out of sight, but the jokes are just hurtful and completely mean spirited. Hurt feelings are much more of a concern to the general population than missing sewer workers.
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Exactly. We have essentially limitless sewer workers.
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I'm pretty sure they just grow those guys from some kind of tree at this point, science can do that right? I'm pretty sure they can.
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The Sewer-Worker tree. Quite so. It's made by the CIA from sprinkled leprechauns.
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Sprinkled leprechaun is great for the lawn in general, it really makes those sewer workers grow shiny and ripe when the season is at the right place. The CIA were very wise in their decision.
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It's all due to their education at the great court of Quan-Jing in the faraway lands beyond the veil. The Corpse King of the mountains has graced them with his knowledge and they are his most prodigious students.
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I always figured the CIA was working with the Corpse King in some way, he does know all the best methods for growing perfect crops of expendable redshirts that will all die violent and hilarious deaths at the hand of some comically oversized creature. I heard he's actually writing a book on the subject that i intend to buy.
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He is such a personality and definitely an authority on the field of producing cheap, blood-filled goons that die to emphasize the danger without hurting the main crew. I have heard that postage cost becomes ridiculous for packages sent from the ever-shadowed lands beyond the veil.
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I tried to get it mailed from there but the book ended up being a whole 10 days late, the nerve. Deliveryman said something about being attacked my other-dimensional monsters and demons, having to fight his way through the garden of doom and whatnot, but i really don't think those are proper excuses for delaying my parcel.
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It's quite sad actually. What could possibly be so damned scary that it justifies a 10 day delay on packages?
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That was my point when I called to complain, I mean the demons can breathe fire and take over your very soul sure, but come on mail people. I'm starting to suspect that they're just napping on the job and using the maiming and incineration as a false excuse.
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It's probably that they go looking for those terrible soul-eating monstrosities to be flayed alive and get a year off from work with benefits and full pay. It's a conspiracy I tell you.
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