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masaruten — Toad Sage's Approval

Published: 2008-12-26 20:43:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 4819; Favourites: 14; Downloads: 10
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Description A little tribute to Jiraiya for those who will miss him.

I figured Naruto's Oiroke no jutsu (sexy jutsu) would be like a trap card effect, so Jiraiya's obvious immunity makes the perfect counter.

Expect more Toad Sage cards.
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Comments: 160

masaruten In reply to ??? [2009-02-10 15:28:56 +0000 UTC]

Jiraiya, you will be missed.

Especially by Tsunade...and her unborn baby.

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-02-10 15:31:28 +0000 UTC]

that you will
REALLY?!!!

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-02-10 16:05:25 +0000 UTC]

In Hi no Ishi? Yes.

Spoilerz no!

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-02-10 16:10:19 +0000 UTC]

*winks*got ya',won't say a word...and go jiraiya you dawg...

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-02-10 21:08:09 +0000 UTC]

Jiraiya: *looking up from ground, indention of Tsunade's fist in cheek* Huh? WHAZ goin' on?

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-02-10 21:09:08 +0000 UTC]

Sketch:*pats his back*You're a daddy!!

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-02-10 21:24:11 +0000 UTC]

Jiraiya: HURK! *Heart attack*

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-02-10 21:35:45 +0000 UTC]

Sketch:CODE BLUE!!REVIVAL!!!

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-02-11 12:57:44 +0000 UTC]

Masa: HAMON OVADRIVE!

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-02-11 14:38:26 +0000 UTC]

Jiraiya:*stands right up,seeming a lot better*whoah...

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-02-16 17:32:36 +0000 UTC]

Masa: Almost lost you for a second there big guy.

Jiraiya: Wha-happened?

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-02-17 06:50:07 +0000 UTC]

Sketch:*looks to Masa*you tell him?or should I?

Masa:Tough call...

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-02-17 10:48:30 +0000 UTC]

Masa: You tell him, I did last time.

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-02-17 12:56:46 +0000 UTC]

Sketch:8sighs*alright...

Jiraiya:tell me what?

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-02-18 12:54:58 +0000 UTC]

SKetch: You're a Daddy!

Jiraiya:...what?

Sketch: Tsunade's the mommy!

Jiraiya:...*deadfaint*

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-02-18 13:31:46 +0000 UTC]

Sketch:*checks pulse*still alive...but knocked out...seems he takes it better the second time around.....

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-02-18 19:17:35 +0000 UTC]

Masa: That's what Tsunade said!

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-02-18 19:25:22 +0000 UTC]

Sketch:*laughs like a hyena*good one...so true...

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-02-22 19:21:27 +0000 UTC]

Masa: So...what'reyou gonna call it.

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-02-22 19:32:55 +0000 UTC]

Jiraiya: I shall call him...Mini-me!!!

Sketch:*facefaults*

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-02-25 08:48:25 +0000 UTC]

Masa: Better than a ramen topping...

Jiraiya:...or Better yet! Gyouza-maru!

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-02-25 10:12:00 +0000 UTC]

Sketch:Gyouza?isn't that a toad related name?my Japanses is a little rusty....

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-02-26 16:35:44 +0000 UTC]

Masa: Coulda sworn it was a type of dumpling...

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-02-26 19:03:10 +0000 UTC]

Sketch: dumpling huh?...and that's better than ramen topping how?

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-03-03 00:35:44 +0000 UTC]

Masa: Tastes better?

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-03-03 06:11:24 +0000 UTC]

sketch:*facefaults*

Jiraita: just what I was thinking...

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-03-03 21:35:17 +0000 UTC]

Masa: You're tard, but we love you anyways.

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-03-03 21:51:51 +0000 UTC]

sketch:*nods*too true...

tsunade:I'll say...

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-03-07 19:39:31 +0000 UTC]

Masa: Ah the lucky woman herself. *falcown...PAUNCHED in the nuts like Goku versus super android 13*

Sketch: MASA-!!!!! *Musashi from eyeshield 21 line kick to the jaw*

Jiraiya: *atching us sail over the horizon* What the hell'd you do that for? *blinks as he's hugged from behind*

Tsunade: Guess what time of the month it is...

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-03-08 16:07:15 +0000 UTC]

Jiraiya:*sweatdrops in horror*Uhhh...?Your personal happy time?

Tsunade:*cat ate the canary grin*Bingo....*throws jiraiya to the floor,strips her clothing and pounces on him*

*cue Jiraiya's scream achoing throughout the land*

~meanwhile...LEO~
sketch:*holding ice pack to his jaw*where do you think we'll land?

Masa:*same,on his boys**high pitched*can't talk right now...

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-03-08 22:10:58 +0000 UTC]

on a mountain somewhere

Random mountain guy: RIIIICOOLLLAAAA*Masa & Sketch smash through the mountain*AAAAARRGGHHHDAMITTTT!!!!!

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-03-08 22:16:10 +0000 UTC]

Sketch:that had to hurt...

Masa:*nods*I'll say....*sees somewhere*oh look were gonna land...

sketch:where is the question?

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-03-08 22:28:17 +0000 UTC]

Masa: Dunno, but we're coming in rather fa-!

KABUM...

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-03-08 22:41:59 +0000 UTC]

Brianna Diggers:what they hey?!!you 2 clowns better have moeny to apy for that if my insurance can't cover it,or so help me...*sees the 2*I'll.....rrrrooooowwwl*chesire cat grin*

sketch&masa:...oh crud...

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-03-10 12:44:10 +0000 UTC]

LAYTER THAT WEEK....

Gina: Hey, has anyone seen Bri anywhere?

Brit: y'know, now you mention it...no?

Doc: That is odd...what on earth could she be doing in her room for so long.

Bri:*Walks in, GLOWING like a damn supernova.* HIIIIIYEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Julia:...dear?

Theo: Yes?

Julia: We still have the defibrulator...right?

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-03-10 12:50:56 +0000 UTC]

Theo:Yes,why do you..*realises*Ooooooooh....

Julia:*nods*Brit dear?do go retrieve the poor souls who fell into your sister's clutches...

Brit:*salutes,speeds off and comes back,now carrying the 2 shinsho who look like they just got the deadly touch from Sir Crocodile*

Gina:¬-¬;;;;soooooo...how were they?

Brianna: oh my....

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-03-10 13:13:45 +0000 UTC]

Theo: Good gods men, what happened to you?

Masa:...three...month...marathon...

Gina: *eyes bulging* SAY WHAT?!?!

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-03-10 15:13:10 +0000 UTC]

Brianna: *giggling like a school girl who had her first time and loved every minute of it*I never felt so gooooooood!!!*purrs*

Theo:

Julia:0-0;;;;;3 months?

Brittany:0o0;;;that has to be Bri's new record....

Sketch:she...just kept...going...

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-03-15 17:45:30 +0000 UTC]

Masa: And going...and going...and going...and going...and going...and going...and going...and going...and going...and going...and going...and going...and going...

Sketch: *slaps him upside the head*

Masa: thanks man...lost myself there...

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-03-15 18:56:10 +0000 UTC]

Sketch:*nods*no problem bro....anytime....

Gina:speaing of times..¬-¬how many..?

Brianna:*purrs*I lost count of mine after the 34th....

Gina:0////0...¬////¬...¬w¬*gets a grinch style awful idea smile**mua=hahahahahahahahaah...*

sketch&masa:*get Za' Willies*

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-03-16 11:14:12 +0000 UTC]

Theo: So...*flaming head mode* what are we going to do with you two?

Masa: Lock us in a female-proof cell?

Sketch: Pretty Please?

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-03-16 12:16:35 +0000 UTC]

Theo:*does thinking pose..as to whether or not he should be merciful or sadistic*

Brianna:

Gina:¬w¬ Oh I have a perfect cell in mind for you two....

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-03-18 16:53:04 +0000 UTC]

Masa: On second thoughts...just blast us into our composite atoms.

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-03-18 17:15:51 +0000 UTC]

Theo:*looking rather calm and sage like*I may have a much better idea in mind.....

Sketch&Masa: REALLY?!!

Julia:*catching on,suddenly tries to hold her laughter in*

Theo:*smiling too calmly*

~a while later,the 2 shinsho find themselves in Jade..before the Amazon breeders~

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-03-18 18:11:44 +0000 UTC]

Queen: Well well well...and it's the festival of fertility too...

Masa: Oh...how nice...

Sketch: Why don't we leave you too it then.

Queen: Oh No! You two are th guests of honor! And the MAin course, Andthe Desert, and the eleveneses...

Masa:...Mother..

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-03-18 19:35:11 +0000 UTC]

Sketch:Father,brother,sister,aunt,uncle above,help save us from this....

Amazons:*chanting snoo-snoo*

Queen:*sexy smirk*as queen,I get the first round....now which of you to have first?or should I take you both?

sketch&masa:'til all are one,'til all are one....TTwTT

Queenoth it is then...

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-03-21 14:52:11 +0000 UTC]

Tirga: *shudder* I sense...A disturbance...
Shiela: The hell are you talking about?
Tirga: My Nookie senses...tell me...that I'm missing the biggest orgy of my life!

MEGA ULTRA JUNK PUCH OF DOOM KAPOWIE!!!!

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-03-21 23:22:19 +0000 UTC]

Tirga:*goes flying into Leo*
Sheila:*pouts*Hmph....*hears the screams of masa and sketch*eh?*sees naruto walk by with hinata and anko* w helloooooooo nurse....

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masaruten In reply to Sketchfan [2009-03-22 07:53:47 +0000 UTC]

Naruto: *Blinks* Looks up to see horny catgirl flying towards him*...Is it christmas already?

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Sketchfan In reply to masaruten [2009-03-22 15:02:56 +0000 UTC]

Hinata:maybe...

Anko:*seductively takes off trenchcoat*wanna unwrap your presents?

Shheila:*clings to him,purring*

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