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[The day after FinalFest. All of Team Balance's fighting has been for nothing. Team Order has surpassed expectations and won. The Agents are splayed out across the Plaza, captured but alive. War Marie has been dragged before the new Queen, while War Callie has been taken off for treatment and "rehabilitation". War Marina is captured and tied up before them. War Pearl steps forward with her brainwashed Enforcers]

War Pearl: Did you honestly expect to win? Hmm? Even with that drunken Octopus burning out my eyes, did you expect a few kids and washed up pop stars to defeat me?! The Oracle of Order?! I am a GOD compared to you scrawny creatures! It is I that will steer this pathetic city, onto a path of Justice and Security. Of safety! OF WORSHIP!

War Marie: Aaah...you crazy bitch!

War Marina: Ah tried to warn y'all! Ah knew this would happen! Now look at everything! What've you done?!

War Pearl: Oh, quieten down, you too. You lost, admit it. Now I get to spread my influence across not just the city, but this planet. I plan on a looooooong game, with a sweet, sweet payoff. Why even fight me? This is the kind of suffering you've wanted for so long, you two...

War Marie: Not like this! I just want to shoot all the Octos. Nice and quick and clean! Not this bullsquid!

War Marina: Ah didn't want this! Ah just wanted mah revenge on these ink-suckin' sumbitches! For what they did to me! AND SO DID YOU, ONCE!

War Pearl: [turns to War Marina, smirks. Strolls before her and grasps her cheeks] Oh, 'Rina. You never did get the bigger picture. You live for today, never to think of tomorrow. Such shortsightedness would be your downfall. You'd run out of Inklings, wouldn't you? Have to go to another world, start from scratch. Eternally on the run. No no no. I aim for a stable cycle of suffering. I don't just want them dead, 'Rina. I want to make them pay. For everything they did to me, and Pearls like me! I will control every facet of their miserable lives before they bring themselves to me, so desperate to end it all!

War Marina: No...how could it...ah, hell...

War Pearl: Heh, you never did have a way with words, 'Rinrin. Marina! Marie! Take these inferior copies down to be...rehabilitated. At least you will be in servitude with that crazy wench you fawn over, Red.

War Marie: You fffffuckin' PSYCHOPATH! I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THI-

Marie: MISS MARIE, PLEASE RESTRAIN YOURSELF. FOLLOW ME TO THE REHABILITATION CHAMBERS.

War Marie: [cries out as Marie drags her away] Get off me! Fight this, goddamnit! I know you can! MARIE! STOP!!!

Marina: CITZEN. PLEASE, ALLOW ME TO ESCORT YOU LIKEWISE.

War Marina: Yeah, yeah...[stands up, a look of pure defeat on her face] Just, take me away... [she is led out towards the chambers. She turns to look at War Pearl] We could've stopped this, Pearlie. It could've been like the old days...

War Pearl: They weren't old days to me. [War Marina bows her head in shame as Marina marches her out. War Pearl grins as she looks upon her new army of brainwashed Inklings and Octolings] Citizens! Today, begins a new Chapter for Inkopolis. Or perhaps, New Pearlopolis, I'm not sure. TODAY, we forge a new path into the future for this city. Turf War, shifts of Salmon Run, all shall still be enjoyed with fun and fear. But let it be known, your wills belong to me. You will all crumble before me and my elites, bow before my perfection! All will be monitored, all will be controlled. I will establish an order like none other, a place where the common squid is safe from the demons of the outside, but victim to those on the inside. You will get on your knees and beg for my mercy, MY forgiveness! And I will refuse as I splat you ear to ear.

You are my children. You are my family! YOU. ARE. MINE!"

[To Be Continued...]

===

"NOW Mr Martin," I know you're saying, "Team Chaos won, you posted something for it! What is this?"

My backup, that's what it is. Covering myself either way depending on who won. And as I said, I genuinely expected Team Order to win. I lost so many battles in the matches I could actually play during FinalFest that I was sure Order would prevail at the last second. And damn, it was fucking CLOSE. But still, Chaos won, 3-0. Now Pearl and Marina are totally married in one timeline, and War Marina has taken over the city and plans to kill everysquid in another. You did this, you fools.

But anyway, I said that I'd upload the other one after my internet came back...and it still hasn't. But what I've got is enough, even if I'm running out of time. SO, kind of goes without saying that, outside of alternate timelines, THIS AIN'T CANON to what I'm calling the Perryverse. Yes, really. Perryverse. If this sounds like some 14-year old's fanfic then I'm going all the way with that. Pity I'm 21, but oh well. Manchild.

So yeah, this is what would happen if War Pearl won. Makes me wonder, really, what would be worse? Total dystopia under her, or freedom to die under War Marina? Actually, probably neither is good...hence why I made a third ending to this I plan to have up...soon. Soon-ish. Again, internet permitting. Until then, stay...uh, Fresh? Yes, that'll do.

Assets Used:

Off the Hook Models by LilRobot and friends - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…

Dark Kraken Eyes by Paws1999 - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…

Splatoon 2: Leggings and Shorts - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles… (Sort of. The textures for the female leggings make up her recoloured outfit)
Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion: Off the Hook model pack by JarOfDelisauce and crueldude100(Evan) - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…

Splatoon 2 Headgear by Tomato217 - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…
Splatoon - Inkopolis [Beta 1] by Lilrobot and Friends - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…

Enhanced Squid Sisters by lilrobot and friends - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…
Off the Hook Models by LilRobot and friends - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…

Description

[The day after FinalFest. All of Team Balance's fighting has been for nothing. Team Order has surpassed expectations and won. The Agents are splayed out across the Plaza, captured but alive. War Marie has been dragged before the new Queen, while War Callie has been taken off for treatment and "rehabilitation". War Marina is captured and tied up before them. War Pearl steps forward with her brainwashed Enforcers]

War Pearl: Did you honestly expect to win? Hmm? Even with that drunken Octopus burning out my eyes, did you expect a few kids and washed up pop stars to defeat me?! The Oracle of Order?! I am a GOD compared to you scrawny creatures! It is I that will steer this pathetic city, onto a path of Justice and Security. Of safety! OF WORSHIP!

War Marie: Aaah...you crazy bitch!

War Marina: Ah tried to warn y'all! Ah knew this would happen! Now look at everything! What've you done?!

War Pearl: Oh, quieten down, you too. You lost, admit it. Now I get to spread my influence across not just the city, but this planet. I plan on a looooooong game, with a sweet, sweet payoff. Why even fight me? This is the kind of suffering you've wanted for so long, you two...

War Marie: Not like this! I just want to shoot all the Octos. Nice and quick and clean! Not this bullsquid!

War Marina: Ah didn't want this! Ah just wanted mah revenge on these ink-suckin' sumbitches! For what they did to me! AND SO DID YOU, ONCE!

War Pearl: [turns to War Marina, smirks. Strolls before her and grasps her cheeks] Oh, 'Rina. You never did get the bigger picture. You live for today, never to think of tomorrow. Such shortsightedness would be your downfall. You'd run out of Inklings, wouldn't you? Have to go to another world, start from scratch. Eternally on the run. No no no. I aim for a stable cycle of suffering. I don't just want them dead, 'Rina. I want to make them pay. For everything they did to me, and Pearls like me! I will control every facet of their miserable lives before they bring themselves to me, so desperate to end it all!

War Marina: No...how could it...ah, hell...

War Pearl: Heh, you never did have a way with words, 'Rinrin. Marina! Marie! Take these inferior copies down to be...rehabilitated. At least you will be in servitude with that crazy wench you fawn over, Red.

War Marie: You fffffuckin' PSYCHOPATH! I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THI-

Marie: MISS MARIE, PLEASE RESTRAIN YOURSELF. FOLLOW ME TO THE REHABILITATION CHAMBERS.

War Marie: [cries out as Marie drags her away] Get off me! Fight this, goddamnit! I know you can! MARIE! STOP!!!

Marina: CITZEN. PLEASE, ALLOW ME TO ESCORT YOU LIKEWISE.

War Marina: Yeah, yeah...[stands up, a look of pure defeat on her face] Just, take me away... [she is led out towards the chambers. She turns to look at War Pearl] We could've stopped this, Pearlie. It could've been like the old days...

War Pearl: They weren't old days to me. [War Marina bows her head in shame as Marina marches her out. War Pearl grins as she looks upon her new army of brainwashed Inklings and Octolings] Citizens! Today, begins a new Chapter for Inkopolis. Or perhaps, New Pearlopolis, I'm not sure. TODAY, we forge a new path into the future for this city. Turf War, shifts of Salmon Run, all shall still be enjoyed with fun and fear. But let it be known, your wills belong to me. You will all crumble before me and my elites, bow before my perfection! All will be monitored, all will be controlled. I will establish an order like none other, a place where the common squid is safe from the demons of the outside, but victim to those on the inside. You will get on your knees and beg for my mercy, MY forgiveness! And I will refuse as I splat you ear to ear.

You are my children. You are my family! YOU. ARE. MINE!"

[To Be Continued...]

===

"NOW Mr Martin," I know you're saying, "Team Chaos won, you posted something for it! What is this?"

My backup, that's what it is. Covering myself either way depending on who won. And as I said, I genuinely expected Team Order to win. I lost so many battles in the matches I could actually play during FinalFest that I was sure Order would prevail at the last second. And damn, it was fucking CLOSE. But still, Chaos won, 3-0. Now Pearl and Marina are totally married in one timeline, and War Marina has taken over the city and plans to kill everysquid in another. You did this, you fools.

But anyway, I said that I'd upload the other one after my internet came back...and it still hasn't. But what I've got is enough, even if I'm running out of time. SO, kind of goes without saying that, outside of alternate timelines, THIS AIN'T CANON to what I'm calling the Perryverse. Yes, really. Perryverse. If this sounds like some 14-year old's fanfic then I'm going all the way with that. Pity I'm 21, but oh well. Manchild.

So yeah, this is what would happen if War Pearl won. Makes me wonder, really, what would be worse? Total dystopia under her, or freedom to die under War Marina? Actually, probably neither is good...hence why I made a third ending to this I plan to have up...soon. Soon-ish. Again, internet permitting. Until then, stay...uh, Fresh? Yes, that'll do.

Assets Used:

Off the Hook Models by LilRobot and friends - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…

Dark Kraken Eyes by Paws1999 - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…

Splatoon 2: Leggings and Shorts - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles… (Sort of. The textures for the female leggings make up her recoloured outfit)
Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion: Off the Hook model pack by JarOfDelisauce and crueldude100(Evan) - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…

Splatoon 2 Headgear by Tomato217 - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…
Splatoon - Inkopolis [Beta 1] by Lilrobot and Friends - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…

Enhanced Squid Sisters by lilrobot and friends - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…
Off the Hook Models by LilRobot and friends - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…