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"Hey, is it me or are these images smaller than the usual fare?"

Yep. They're THAT old. Late 2019 to early 2020, before my dad gifted me a new, wider monitor. And like I said I've been sitting on these for at least a year, and I like them too much to just be rid of them. So to that end, here they are!

1: Do you remember Finalfest? The final Splatfest before Nintendo rectonned that into being that fucking horrible Super Mario one? I remember when everyone had their own little, often negative headcanons on how it would lead into Splatoon 3; Chaos leading to Mad Max and Order leading into dystopia. Why not a third option? Tartar fuses with Octavio and creates a mega-monster, destroys Inkopolis and dissolves the bodies of Callie and Marie, forcing the Off the Hook duo underground and constructing synthetic bodies for the two! You know, the obvious third path.

2: Is Meggy. With a broken Leggy. Haha. Yeah, those who are familar with Chonk Meggy (whose dupe works again, turns out an addon I used screwed with ragdolls), know she lost Splatfest thanks to Leader breaking her leg to get her out of the fight. After all, no rules in the "Splatfest" (IT. IS. TURF WAR) rulebook state that's not allowed. As...well, Inklings don't HAVE bones. And that started her depression and led her to running away to become chonk. Well, this image is where it started. Because obviously now that Meggy's human she'd have to get used to the fact she's not as...flexible, as she was. So she tries a stunt she did all the time as an Inkling...and breaks her leg. Which bums her and Tari out, while Mario offers a comforting plate of Spaghetti. And from that point I was like, "Okay so I have this idea...how do I make it A N G S T?" and here we are.

3: Now the third one's an AU. It's vaguely common knowledge that Callie and Marie used to work at Walleye Warehouse (Marie burned her outfit when they were done), before they got the jump to stardom. So the obvious question remains; What If Callie and Marie Never Became Idols? Well they'd probably get used to the job after a while, move into bigger industries and live...not spectacularly, but comfortably. Callie works from home as Tech Support, Marie does shifts for GrizzCo. So this would be, probably a Saturday, when they're free to just lounge about.

Marie: Wrap up your gamin' Cal! Time for lunch!

Callie: On it!

4: Finally...oh come on you knew it had to happen eventually. CQ gave Eight a hard time no matter the timeline, and it just so happens that War Agent 8 was burned (quite literally in her case) the worst. Like, it literally drove her insane to the point she can only say "Failed" most of the time. So one time War Hale (yes that's his early design it's THAT old) brings him in 'cause he thinks he's cute, Eight doesn't...take this well.

War Agent 8: FAILED!!! [stab] FAILED!!! [stab] FAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLED!!! [stab stab stab]

War Agent 3: Very nice, what's your next trick? Bringing someone who nearly drowned a swimming pool?

War Hale: I said I was sorry...

As for assets used...sorry guys but I genuinely don't remember. Some may have even been lost or taken down. I usually like to give credit but, I can't this time. Sorry.

If you would like to support the work I do, please donate at ko-fi.com/perrymartin !

Description

"Hey, is it me or are these images smaller than the usual fare?"

Yep. They're THAT old. Late 2019 to early 2020, before my dad gifted me a new, wider monitor. And like I said I've been sitting on these for at least a year, and I like them too much to just be rid of them. So to that end, here they are!

1: Do you remember Finalfest? The final Splatfest before Nintendo rectonned that into being that fucking horrible Super Mario one? I remember when everyone had their own little, often negative headcanons on how it would lead into Splatoon 3; Chaos leading to Mad Max and Order leading into dystopia. Why not a third option? Tartar fuses with Octavio and creates a mega-monster, destroys Inkopolis and dissolves the bodies of Callie and Marie, forcing the Off the Hook duo underground and constructing synthetic bodies for the two! You know, the obvious third path.

2: Is Meggy. With a broken Leggy. Haha. Yeah, those who are familar with Chonk Meggy (whose dupe works again, turns out an addon I used screwed with ragdolls), know she lost Splatfest thanks to Leader breaking her leg to get her out of the fight. After all, no rules in the "Splatfest" (IT. IS. TURF WAR) rulebook state that's not allowed. As...well, Inklings don't HAVE bones. And that started her depression and led her to running away to become chonk. Well, this image is where it started. Because obviously now that Meggy's human she'd have to get used to the fact she's not as...flexible, as she was. So she tries a stunt she did all the time as an Inkling...and breaks her leg. Which bums her and Tari out, while Mario offers a comforting plate of Spaghetti. And from that point I was like, "Okay so I have this idea...how do I make it A N G S T?" and here we are.

3: Now the third one's an AU. It's vaguely common knowledge that Callie and Marie used to work at Walleye Warehouse (Marie burned her outfit when they were done), before they got the jump to stardom. So the obvious question remains; What If Callie and Marie Never Became Idols? Well they'd probably get used to the job after a while, move into bigger industries and live...not spectacularly, but comfortably. Callie works from home as Tech Support, Marie does shifts for GrizzCo. So this would be, probably a Saturday, when they're free to just lounge about.

Marie: Wrap up your gamin' Cal! Time for lunch!

Callie: On it!

4: Finally...oh come on you knew it had to happen eventually. CQ gave Eight a hard time no matter the timeline, and it just so happens that War Agent 8 was burned (quite literally in her case) the worst. Like, it literally drove her insane to the point she can only say "Failed" most of the time. So one time War Hale (yes that's his early design it's THAT old) brings him in 'cause he thinks he's cute, Eight doesn't...take this well.

War Agent 8: FAILED!!! [stab] FAILED!!! [stab] FAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLED!!! [stab stab stab]

War Agent 3: Very nice, what's your next trick? Bringing someone who nearly drowned a swimming pool?

War Hale: I said I was sorry...

As for assets used...sorry guys but I genuinely don't remember. Some may have even been lost or taken down. I usually like to give credit but, I can't this time. Sorry.

If you would like to support the work I do, please donate at ko-fi.com/perrymartin !