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I first heard a slightly different version of this joke from my father, and thought this would be another great joke to adapt into a Hetalia fancomic strip. Why?Well, after watching two seasons I noticed that all the European/Caucasian countries are blonde. America, Canada, France, England, Germany, Russia, Poland, Sealand...all blonde! The only exceptions I can recall are the Mediterranean countries (Greece, Spain, the Italy brothers etc.).
And as for this joke, I made Alfred the star because... well it just seemed to me something Alfred would do. As the archetypal red-blooded American male, Alfred F. Jones has many virtues...it's just that tact and sensitivity are not among them. In Hetalia he's basically an overgrown teenager
I actually think this strip is funnier than my previous strip but Your Mileage May Vary, of course.
Okay, penciled with 0.9 #2 mechanical pencil, inked with fine point Sharpie pen, colored with Crayola markers and Artist's Loft colored pencils.
Got Vash's suit wrong but what the hell, still looks like him
And yes, I just had to stick Ivan in there somewhere. Shut up!
Okay, for those who have trouble with my handwriting!
...So this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
Hey, you wanna hear a great dumb blonde joke?!
...Listen, are you sure you want to do that?
See that big burly guy over there nursing a vodka? Yeah he's a blonde!
And that guy over there , with the AK-47? He's a blonde too!
Now obviously, I'm blonde, I'm no midget, and I'm not afraid of a fight! Now think long and carefully... are you sure you still want to tell that dumb blonde joke?
...
Aw, fuck it! No way am I gonna explain the joke three times!
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Copyright lines found on bottom of strip.
The Master Planner's Hetalia Comedy Series:
You are reading "Comedy Fail" - starring Alfred F. Jones
"Cultural Perspectives" - starring Ivan Braginski
"Wish Upon a Beer" - starring Gilbert Beilschmidt coming soon!
"Like Totally Gone Fishing!" - starring Feliks Lukasiewicz coming soon!
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Comments: 328
TorisLaurinaitis In reply to ??? [2011-01-24 19:07:23 +0000 UTC]
Sorry for being Mr. Obvious here BD;
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MasterPlanner In reply to TorisLaurinaitis [2011-01-24 19:21:26 +0000 UTC]
Captain Obvious and his sidekick Sergeant Sarcasm are here to save the day!
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malaugusto [2011-01-06 03:56:56 +0000 UTC]
Brilliant! Why, though, did you choose not to make Alfred wear the usual pilot jacket?
Awesome drawing!
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MasterPlanner In reply to malaugusto [2011-01-06 17:45:33 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for commenting!
I decided to simplify clothing and other things a lot, while still making the characters recognizable.
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Warious In reply to ??? [2011-01-03 20:05:40 +0000 UTC]
My dad would love this one... Its his style of humor exactly.
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MasterPlanner In reply to Warious [2011-01-03 20:57:57 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for commenting! (Is he a blonde?)
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Warious In reply to MasterPlanner [2011-01-03 22:06:06 +0000 UTC]
No, my whole family is brunette and french-Canadian decent.
My dad has this thing about blonde jokes though and loves to tell /read them. He drove the rest of us crazy for a month before we told him to stop.
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MasterPlanner In reply to Warious [2011-01-03 22:39:03 +0000 UTC]
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MasterPlanner In reply to Generation-Facade [2011-01-03 19:21:01 +0000 UTC]
As another commenter said, he's the blondest blond in the whole bar!
Thanks for commenting!
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Generation-Facade In reply to MasterPlanner [2011-01-03 19:48:02 +0000 UTC]
PHFFFT totally!
welcome
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slytherinbyheart [2010-12-25 16:50:41 +0000 UTC]
Ahahaha! This is so funny! I do think Alfred would say something like that. And YES! He is like an overgrown teenager!
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MasterPlanner In reply to slytherinbyheart [2010-12-25 21:24:52 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for commenting and watch for my upcoming Hetalia strips!
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MarukaiteChikyuu577 In reply to ??? [2010-12-18 06:02:21 +0000 UTC]
lol, but Lithuania is a brunette! And hes a baltic and european character *3*
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MasterPlanner In reply to MarukaiteChikyuu577 [2010-12-18 21:28:00 +0000 UTC]
I have already been informed of this fact
Thanks for commenting anyways!
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Irudi-senpai In reply to ??? [2010-12-17 12:29:01 +0000 UTC]
Oookay.
I'm blonde, and I had to read it twince before I got it.
.....
I lol'd. Hard.
Win.
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MasterPlanner In reply to Irudi-senpai [2010-12-17 19:56:49 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for commenting!
And really now, you aren't the only blonde to tell me this
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Irudi-senpai In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-18 21:11:17 +0000 UTC]
It's okay.
Really? Uhh, it's good to know... TT_TT
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MasterPlanner In reply to Irudi-senpai [2010-12-18 21:28:59 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, see the comments below yours?
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MasterPlanner In reply to Irudi-senpai [2010-12-18 21:42:14 +0000 UTC]
You're not the only blonde on dA watching me
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Irudi-senpai In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-18 21:49:01 +0000 UTC]
Blondes are everywhere. We're going to rule the world, you know.
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MasterPlanner In reply to Irudi-senpai [2010-12-18 21:58:33 +0000 UTC]
Au contraire, I hear the gene for blonde hair is actually getting rarer...
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Irudi-senpai In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-18 22:10:16 +0000 UTC]
......
Ouch. That hurt. I haven't heard about it yet.. DD:
But then.. it means I'm rare~ Yays!
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MasterPlanner In reply to Irudi-senpai [2010-12-18 22:13:20 +0000 UTC]
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Mangaka9 In reply to ??? [2010-12-17 03:08:55 +0000 UTC]
I....I don't get it. D': *headdesk*
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MasterPlanner In reply to Mangaka9 [2010-12-17 20:00:34 +0000 UTC]
...are you blonde?
Thanks for commenting!
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Mangaka9 In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-17 21:54:14 +0000 UTC]
FFF. XD I get it now.
And no....I'm a brunette. Im' just really dense. XD
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MasterPlanner In reply to Mangaka9 [2010-12-17 22:13:17 +0000 UTC]
Don't worry, everyone has to hold the idiot ball sometimes
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Boba-Da-Corte [2010-12-17 00:29:29 +0000 UTC]
....Alfred, you ARE blond. Well that explains a lot btw
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MasterPlanner In reply to Boba-Da-Corte [2010-12-17 00:32:26 +0000 UTC]
He's the blondest blonde in the whole place!
Thanks for commenting!
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Solidsnake2236 [2010-12-04 04:33:56 +0000 UTC]
The Swiss dont use Ak's. They use Austrian made Styer AUG HBAR's I think (music isnt the only good thing to come out of Austria >)
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MasterPlanner In reply to Solidsnake2236 [2010-12-06 20:35:51 +0000 UTC]
Okay . Thanks for enlightening me, because an AK-47 is the only gun I actually know how to draw.
Thanks for commenting!
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Solidsnake2236 In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-07 01:17:37 +0000 UTC]
I just realized what i said was ironic. Think about it, Switzerland using Austrian made weapons.
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MasterPlanner In reply to Solidsnake2236 [2010-12-07 02:37:02 +0000 UTC]
I'm thinking about it. The irony blows my mind!
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MasterPlanner In reply to flowerbanana [2010-11-30 20:36:41 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for commenting!
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MasterPlanner In reply to Blue-Demon-Hybrid [2010-11-30 20:38:17 +0000 UTC]
Thanks for commenting!
(Or he's not tired of running for his life! )
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Blue-Demon-Hybrid In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-30 20:50:30 +0000 UTC]
And I think America's blond too. XD
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MasterPlanner In reply to Blue-Demon-Hybrid [2010-11-30 20:55:50 +0000 UTC]
Yes, as one commenter said, he's the blondest blond in the whole place
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indui [2010-11-27 20:32:36 +0000 UTC]
HAHA....oh jeez, it took me a minute, but OH MAH GAWD that's so funny XD
very nice hahahah
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BloodtearplusRosiano In reply to ??? [2010-11-26 20:53:21 +0000 UTC]
*starts singing Gay Bar*
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MasterPlanner In reply to BloodtearplusRosiano [2010-11-27 18:20:07 +0000 UTC]
None of this yaoi shit in my gallery, plz!
Thanks for commenting!
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BloodtearplusRosiano In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-24 19:07:16 +0000 UTC]
psht, c'mon, gay prise and all that palava.
you're welcome my fine feathered friend~!
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MasterPlanner In reply to BloodtearplusRosiano [2010-12-24 19:51:17 +0000 UTC]
Ah, I'm all for gays having equal rights but I've never liked the idea of pairings or slash
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BloodtearplusRosiano In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-24 19:58:55 +0000 UTC]
*shrugs* your opinion. I'm bi, and I love bboth yaoi and uri.
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