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Description I first heard a slightly different version of this joke from my father, and thought this would be another great joke to adapt into a Hetalia fancomic strip. Why?

Well, after watching two seasons I noticed that all the European/Caucasian countries are blonde. America, Canada, France, England, Germany, Russia, Poland, Sealand...all blonde! The only exceptions I can recall are the Mediterranean countries (Greece, Spain, the Italy brothers etc.).

And as for this joke, I made Alfred the star because... well it just seemed to me something Alfred would do. As the archetypal red-blooded American male, Alfred F. Jones has many virtues...it's just that tact and sensitivity are not among them. In Hetalia he's basically an overgrown teenager

I actually think this strip is funnier than my previous strip but Your Mileage May Vary, of course.

Okay, penciled with 0.9 #2 mechanical pencil, inked with fine point Sharpie pen, colored with Crayola markers and Artist's Loft colored pencils.

Got Vash's suit wrong but what the hell, still looks like him Also I can't draw guns neither.

And yes, I just had to stick Ivan in there somewhere. Shut up!

Okay, for those who have trouble with my handwriting!

...So this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender:

Hey, you wanna hear a great dumb blonde joke?!

...Listen, are you sure you want to do that?

See that big burly guy over there nursing a vodka? Yeah he's a blonde!

And that guy over there , with the AK-47? He's a blonde too!

Now obviously, I'm blonde, I'm no midget, and I'm not afraid of a fight! Now think long and carefully... are you sure you still want to tell that dumb blonde joke?

...

Aw, fuck it! No way am I gonna explain the joke three times!

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The Master Planner's Hetalia Comedy Series:
You are reading "Comedy Fail" - starring Alfred F. Jones
"Cultural Perspectives" - starring Ivan Braginski
"Wish Upon a Beer" - starring Gilbert Beilschmidt coming soon!
"Like Totally Gone Fishing!" - starring Feliks Lukasiewicz coming soon!
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Comments: 328

TorisLaurinaitis In reply to ??? [2011-01-24 19:07:23 +0000 UTC]

Sorry for being Mr. Obvious here BD;

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MasterPlanner In reply to TorisLaurinaitis [2011-01-24 19:21:26 +0000 UTC]

Captain Obvious and his sidekick Sergeant Sarcasm are here to save the day!

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malaugusto [2011-01-06 03:56:56 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant! Why, though, did you choose not to make Alfred wear the usual pilot jacket?
Awesome drawing!

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MasterPlanner In reply to malaugusto [2011-01-06 17:45:33 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

I decided to simplify clothing and other things a lot, while still making the characters recognizable.

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Warious In reply to ??? [2011-01-03 20:05:40 +0000 UTC]

My dad would love this one... Its his style of humor exactly.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Warious [2011-01-03 20:57:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting! (Is he a blonde?)

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Warious In reply to MasterPlanner [2011-01-03 22:06:06 +0000 UTC]

No, my whole family is brunette and french-Canadian decent.
My dad has this thing about blonde jokes though and loves to tell /read them. He drove the rest of us crazy for a month before we told him to stop.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Warious [2011-01-03 22:39:03 +0000 UTC]

Hey, blonde jokes are great!

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Generation-Facade [2011-01-03 19:12:19 +0000 UTC]

Stupid Alfie!

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MasterPlanner In reply to Generation-Facade [2011-01-03 19:21:01 +0000 UTC]

As another commenter said, he's the blondest blond in the whole bar!

Thanks for commenting!

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Generation-Facade In reply to MasterPlanner [2011-01-03 19:48:02 +0000 UTC]

PHFFFT totally!

welcome

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slytherinbyheart [2010-12-25 16:50:41 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha! This is so funny! I do think Alfred would say something like that. And YES! He is like an overgrown teenager!

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MasterPlanner In reply to slytherinbyheart [2010-12-25 21:24:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting and watch for my upcoming Hetalia strips!

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MarukaiteChikyuu577 In reply to ??? [2010-12-18 06:02:21 +0000 UTC]

lol, but Lithuania is a brunette! And hes a baltic and european character *3*

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MasterPlanner In reply to MarukaiteChikyuu577 [2010-12-18 21:28:00 +0000 UTC]

I have already been informed of this fact

Thanks for commenting anyways!

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Irudi-senpai In reply to ??? [2010-12-17 12:29:01 +0000 UTC]

Oookay.
I'm blonde, and I had to read it twince before I got it.
.....
I lol'd. Hard.
Win.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Irudi-senpai [2010-12-17 19:56:49 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

And really now, you aren't the only blonde to tell me this

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Irudi-senpai In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-18 21:11:17 +0000 UTC]

It's okay.

Really? Uhh, it's good to know... TT_TT

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MasterPlanner In reply to Irudi-senpai [2010-12-18 21:28:59 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, see the comments below yours?

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Irudi-senpai In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-18 21:35:01 +0000 UTC]

Now I do. Omg.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Irudi-senpai [2010-12-18 21:42:14 +0000 UTC]

You're not the only blonde on dA watching me

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Irudi-senpai In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-18 21:49:01 +0000 UTC]

Blondes are everywhere. We're going to rule the world, you know.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Irudi-senpai [2010-12-18 21:58:33 +0000 UTC]

Au contraire, I hear the gene for blonde hair is actually getting rarer...

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Irudi-senpai In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-18 22:10:16 +0000 UTC]

......
Ouch. That hurt. I haven't heard about it yet.. DD:
But then.. it means I'm rare~ Yays!

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MasterPlanner In reply to Irudi-senpai [2010-12-18 22:13:20 +0000 UTC]

You're a speshul snoflaik!

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Mangaka9 In reply to ??? [2010-12-17 03:08:55 +0000 UTC]

I....I don't get it. D': *headdesk*

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MasterPlanner In reply to Mangaka9 [2010-12-17 20:00:34 +0000 UTC]

...are you blonde?

Thanks for commenting!

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Mangaka9 In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-17 21:54:14 +0000 UTC]

FFF. XD I get it now.
And no....I'm a brunette. Im' just really dense. XD

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MasterPlanner In reply to Mangaka9 [2010-12-17 22:13:17 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry, everyone has to hold the idiot ball sometimes

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Boba-Da-Corte [2010-12-17 00:29:29 +0000 UTC]

....Alfred, you ARE blond. Well that explains a lot btw

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MasterPlanner In reply to Boba-Da-Corte [2010-12-17 00:32:26 +0000 UTC]

He's the blondest blonde in the whole place!

Thanks for commenting!

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Solidsnake2236 [2010-12-04 04:33:56 +0000 UTC]

The Swiss dont use Ak's. They use Austrian made Styer AUG HBAR's I think (music isnt the only good thing to come out of Austria >)

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MasterPlanner In reply to Solidsnake2236 [2010-12-06 20:35:51 +0000 UTC]

Okay . Thanks for enlightening me, because an AK-47 is the only gun I actually know how to draw.

Thanks for commenting!

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Solidsnake2236 In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-07 01:17:37 +0000 UTC]

I just realized what i said was ironic. Think about it, Switzerland using Austrian made weapons.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Solidsnake2236 [2010-12-07 02:37:02 +0000 UTC]

I'm thinking about it. The irony blows my mind!

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flowerbanana In reply to ??? [2010-11-30 15:41:10 +0000 UTC]

XD

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MasterPlanner In reply to flowerbanana [2010-11-30 20:36:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

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flowerbanana In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-01 16:20:10 +0000 UTC]

np ^^

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Blue-Demon-Hybrid [2010-11-30 03:58:24 +0000 UTC]

XD Damn, America must be tired of living.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Blue-Demon-Hybrid [2010-11-30 20:38:17 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

(Or he's not tired of running for his life! )

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Blue-Demon-Hybrid In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-30 20:50:30 +0000 UTC]

And I think America's blond too. XD

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MasterPlanner In reply to Blue-Demon-Hybrid [2010-11-30 20:55:50 +0000 UTC]

Yes, as one commenter said, he's the blondest blond in the whole place

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Blue-Demon-Hybrid In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-30 21:07:20 +0000 UTC]

XD Too true.

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indui [2010-11-27 20:32:36 +0000 UTC]

HAHA....oh jeez, it took me a minute, but OH MAH GAWD that's so funny XD
very nice hahahah

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MasterPlanner In reply to indui [2010-11-27 20:35:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

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BloodtearplusRosiano In reply to ??? [2010-11-26 20:53:21 +0000 UTC]

*starts singing Gay Bar*

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MasterPlanner In reply to BloodtearplusRosiano [2010-11-27 18:20:07 +0000 UTC]

None of this yaoi shit in my gallery, plz!

Thanks for commenting!

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BloodtearplusRosiano In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-24 19:07:16 +0000 UTC]

psht, c'mon, gay prise and all that palava.

you're welcome my fine feathered friend~!

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MasterPlanner In reply to BloodtearplusRosiano [2010-12-24 19:51:17 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I'm all for gays having equal rights but I've never liked the idea of pairings or slash

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BloodtearplusRosiano In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-24 19:58:55 +0000 UTC]

*shrugs* your opinion. I'm bi, and I love bboth yaoi and uri.

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