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"Umm... Mr. Magician... I don't think the Sawing In Half Trick is supposed to be like this. I mean, I'm upside-down!"
"Oh, trust me, sweetheart, that's exactly how I want you to be."
"Bu-But I don't know how this is going to work!"
"Yeah, I've got to admit, I'm experimenting with you, and you look so good too. It'd be a shame if something bad happened to you!"
"Uh, what if something bad DOES happen to me?"
"Oh don't worry about that, honey. If this trick fails, I've got LOTS of other nicely put-together girls who are willing to let me use their little bodies for my dangerous magic."
(whimpering) "That's not what I meant!"
*The magician starts up the saw. Any future questions or protests from the assistant are unheard.*
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drifter9134 [2020-05-07 15:55:38 +0000 UTC]
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leatherslut1 [2018-07-16 14:37:22 +0000 UTC]
The sexy assistant strapped upside down on the wheel, looks on in horror at the giant industrial saw positioned right in front of her
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BennoBrehm [2018-07-03 13:03:38 +0000 UTC]
As long He has real some binders, full with the name, address and connivance declaration, of voluntary part-time assistant as interns, it is no waste if She 'get lost' in this trying. Β Β Nighty night sweet gal!
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paws4thot [2018-07-02 14:15:42 +0000 UTC]
I wonder, what if we switch to a smaller saw, say 12" diameter, and then spin the assistant as well as starting the saw...?
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jimmydandy54 [2018-07-02 05:03:41 +0000 UTC]
mattjedi01 I love your artwork.Β Being a fan of the sawing in half illusion as well as damsels in distress, I especially love your reluctant or unwilling assistants being sawn in half artwork.Β The expression on the girl's face as she begins to realize that the magician is going to saw her in half lengthwise, rather than across the hips is priceless.Β I'd love to see part two, or should I say, I'd love to see her in two parts.Β I hope that one day you create a series where a woman is tricked into assisting, and doesn't realize she set herself up to be an evil magician's assistant until it's too late for her to back out.Β Watching her struggle with genuine fear as the magician saws her in half would be a real treat.
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jimmydandy54 [2018-07-02 04:05:00 +0000 UTC]
I thoroughly enjoyed the concept as well as the artwork.Β However, when I picture her, I hear her saying, "When you said we're going to perform an impalement act, I didn't realize you're actually going to impale me with a buzz saw.Β I thought you were going to throw knives at me. Β
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StageMagicFixation [2018-07-01 15:03:26 +0000 UTC]
No cuff round her neck? What's to stop her leaning to one side, so the saw doesn't bisect her head?
Or maybe, instead of a cuff round her neck she should have cuffs round her hair bunches? That'd be... different!
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luckydog123 [2018-06-30 23:50:49 +0000 UTC]
LOL!
Very very nice, both textually and visually
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yudai280 [2018-06-30 22:13:38 +0000 UTC]
"You have nothing to worry about, I know exactly what I'm doing. I've just never done it before, is all."
But I do hope she survives. She's very beautiful and I like the sparkles in her hair.
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mattdjedi01 In reply to yudai280 [2018-07-01 01:43:39 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, I'm not sure how those sparkles got there, as I don't think they are supposed to be there, but it works.
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StageMagicFixation In reply to mattdjedi01 [2018-07-01 15:04:44 +0000 UTC]
It's the glitter leaking out of her ears. She has glitter for a brain. Why else would she agree to being put in this situation?!?
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QuinnTheAssistant [2018-06-30 18:38:53 +0000 UTC]
That's not what that prop is for! Β Β
Though on second thought...that's not a bad use for it. Β Just I'll just have to try it out myself to find out. Β Β
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mattdjedi01 In reply to QuinnTheAssistant [2018-07-01 01:48:05 +0000 UTC]
I'm not going to tell you if my assistants survive or not. I'm just going to strap you in while you are wearing next-to-nothing, and rev up my saw!
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QuinnTheAssistant In reply to mattdjedi01 [2018-07-01 03:56:59 +0000 UTC]
Promises, promises. Β
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scizorking [2018-06-30 18:30:46 +0000 UTC]
QuinnTheAssistant I need to borrow you for a moment
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QuinnTheAssistant In reply to scizorking [2018-06-30 18:39:28 +0000 UTC]
You called? Β
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scizorking In reply to QuinnTheAssistant [2018-06-30 19:41:47 +0000 UTC]
Just stand here for a second. Iβm going to tighten these cuffs...
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