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(Scene: a beautiful oasis with a giant rainbow. An energetic voice over reads)

VO- Legendary, Awe inspiring... Forgetful. The Nomads!

(A flowery Nomad song begins as a small, thin square box comes zooming in towards the screen. As the box nears the viewer sees the picture above [with writing on it which reads: Nomads: The Complete Collection]. The voice over continues)

VO- Introducing Nomads: The Complete Collection!

When you purchase Nomads: The Complete Collection you'll receive 70 hot tracks from their 6 studio albums, Including (cut to video of the band playing songs as the names are read. The voice-over continues):

VO- Don't Fall in Love with a Travellin' Girl,

Badger-Mole

and, their number one single...

Secret Tunnel!

Let's hear from one of our many happy customers. (cut to an interview with Sokka. He face-palms.)

(Cut to the CD collection on a pedestal, the camera circles it slowly. The Voice over continues. As offers are mentioned, creative wording pops on screen to match).

VO- This limited time offer can be yours for just two easy payments of $19.95! But! If you call in the next two minutes and 29.. no 28... no 27 seconds (a timer shows up on screen and proceeds to count down) We will also send you a replica Moku drum ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! (fine print on the bottom of the screen says: "As long as supplies last. Pay separate shipping and handling for each item.")

(Cut to an new scene with the collection and the drum. The Voice-over continues)

VO- Dial 1-800-BUL-CRAP now and this limited time offer can be yours for JUST two easy payments of $19.95. That's right, two easy payments of $19.95. (fine print on the bottom of the screen says: "Only one product per caller as long as supplies last. Pay separate shipping and handling for each item. We are not responsible for any damage to the product while it is..." the rest isn't important because the print is too small and we won't give the viewer enough time to read it. In this area put ludicrous butt-covering crap that will keep us out of any lawsuit. The voice-over continues).

Call Now!

(The scene stays for a few seconds so that the viewer can get a really good look at the number. By this time, the fine print has been removed. Then, everything slowly fades to black...)

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Suggested by: ! I love suggestions, They give me something to do... a challenge of sorts.

I have no life

Thanks for looking
-Matt

Avatar belongs to Mike, Bryan and Nick. Art belongs to me.

See More of my Avatar Fanart here: [link]

Description
(Scene: a beautiful oasis with a giant rainbow. An energetic voice over reads)

VO- Legendary, Awe inspiring... Forgetful. The Nomads!

(A flowery Nomad song begins as a small, thin square box comes zooming in towards the screen. As the box nears the viewer sees the picture above [with writing on it which reads: Nomads: The Complete Collection]. The voice over continues)

VO- Introducing Nomads: The Complete Collection!

When you purchase Nomads: The Complete Collection you'll receive 70 hot tracks from their 6 studio albums, Including (cut to video of the band playing songs as the names are read. The voice-over continues):

VO- Don't Fall in Love with a Travellin' Girl,

Badger-Mole

and, their number one single...

Secret Tunnel!

Let's hear from one of our many happy customers. (cut to an interview with Sokka. He face-palms.)

(Cut to the CD collection on a pedestal, the camera circles it slowly. The Voice over continues. As offers are mentioned, creative wording pops on screen to match).

VO- This limited time offer can be yours for just two easy payments of $19.95! But! If you call in the next two minutes and 29.. no 28... no 27 seconds (a timer shows up on screen and proceeds to count down) We will also send you a replica Moku drum ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! (fine print on the bottom of the screen says: "As long as supplies last. Pay separate shipping and handling for each item.")

(Cut to an new scene with the collection and the drum. The Voice-over continues)

VO- Dial 1-800-BUL-CRAP now and this limited time offer can be yours for JUST two easy payments of $19.95. That's right, two easy payments of $19.95. (fine print on the bottom of the screen says: "Only one product per caller as long as supplies last. Pay separate shipping and handling for each item. We are not responsible for any damage to the product while it is..." the rest isn't important because the print is too small and we won't give the viewer enough time to read it. In this area put ludicrous butt-covering crap that will keep us out of any lawsuit. The voice-over continues).

Call Now!

(The scene stays for a few seconds so that the viewer can get a really good look at the number. By this time, the fine print has been removed. Then, everything slowly fades to black...)

_______________________________________________

Suggested by: ! I love suggestions, They give me something to do... a challenge of sorts.

I have no life

Thanks for looking
-Matt

Avatar belongs to Mike, Bryan and Nick. Art belongs to me.

See More of my Avatar Fanart here: [link]