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Description Hydraulic Wedgie

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Zanther [2008-04-07 00:59:23 +0000 UTC]

XD What a way for engineers to get back at high school bullies!

"Hi. You used to give me wedgies when I was a freshman. I work building the framework for skyscrapers, now. They let me play with the equipment, sometimes."

"o..kay..."

"Vengeance will be mine."

Also, with a harness, this could just be the most fun you've had all year. Its like a flight sim for superheroes in training!

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mattwileyart In reply to Zanther [2008-04-07 01:45:45 +0000 UTC]

Kinda like this... [link]

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Zanther In reply to mattwileyart [2008-04-07 22:50:06 +0000 UTC]

XD That's now up there on the "Things to do before I die (which may kill me, anyway)" List.

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mattwileyart In reply to Zanther [2008-04-08 05:11:35 +0000 UTC]

Do you have any that involve pudding for evil intent?

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Zanther In reply to mattwileyart [2008-04-09 21:42:55 +0000 UTC]

Actually... yes. It involves a microwave gun, a very large stirring device, instant pudding mix, and Lake Cumberland.
I'm not sure how it'll work out, but the plan is to disable Wolf Creek Dam by clogging it with pudding.

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mattwileyart In reply to Zanther [2008-04-11 21:49:50 +0000 UTC]

Gee Brain, where are we going to find instant pudding at this hour?

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darkbrokenwingangel [2008-04-06 23:54:39 +0000 UTC]

LOL ooo that one reminds me of my ex!

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mattwileyart In reply to darkbrokenwingangel [2008-04-07 00:41:23 +0000 UTC]

Did he give you wedgies? Or the other way?

The wedgier or the wedgie-ee...

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darkbrokenwingangel In reply to mattwileyart [2008-04-09 01:36:25 +0000 UTC]

well he works for a construction company and well his father played a game on him LOL

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mattwileyart In reply to darkbrokenwingangel [2008-04-11 21:50:39 +0000 UTC]

ow

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Mikilno [2008-04-05 19:31:41 +0000 UTC]

Oh the pain! No wedgies for me!

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mattwileyart In reply to Mikilno [2008-04-06 04:25:07 +0000 UTC]

And a bit of a Melvin thrown in there for good measure...

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CyrionB [2008-04-05 16:18:44 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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mattwileyart In reply to CyrionB [2008-04-06 04:24:40 +0000 UTC]

10 Q!

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CyrionB In reply to mattwileyart [2008-04-06 15:51:23 +0000 UTC]

lol -- even your reply is unique!

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mattwileyart In reply to CyrionB [2008-04-06 16:05:54 +0000 UTC]

Nah, I ripped it from Sesame Street!

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CyrionB In reply to mattwileyart [2008-04-06 16:10:38 +0000 UTC]

*LOL*

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Jules1983 [2008-04-05 11:02:56 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! Good to see a new one

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mattwileyart In reply to Jules1983 [2008-04-06 04:24:11 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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HaKurama [2008-04-05 09:09:40 +0000 UTC]

That's gotta hurt when the elastic snaps...

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mattwileyart In reply to HaKurama [2008-04-05 12:51:08 +0000 UTC]

It would probably hurt too if the elastic didn't!

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HaKurama In reply to mattwileyart [2008-04-05 13:04:47 +0000 UTC]

Ah, yes... but if the elastic snaps Gravity might cause a collision with another object, lol... double pain!

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mattwileyart In reply to HaKurama [2008-04-05 14:06:03 +0000 UTC]

And if they were in motion, the crane might run over his wedgied body! Triple pain!

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HaKurama In reply to mattwileyart [2008-04-05 20:13:14 +0000 UTC]

Owch! And if the driver reversed to see what was hit... poor person...

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mattwileyart In reply to HaKurama [2008-04-06 00:37:05 +0000 UTC]

And he didn't back up far enough, he would assume nothing went wrong; and drive forward again.
This is getting horrible!

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HaKurama In reply to mattwileyart [2008-04-06 09:17:41 +0000 UTC]

Yes. Let's leave it at soprano singing for life. Less pain, more success, lol

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PepsiMan12 [2008-04-05 04:10:06 +0000 UTC]

hahaha very funny

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mattwileyart In reply to PepsiMan12 [2008-04-06 04:23:07 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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PepsiMan12 In reply to mattwileyart [2008-04-06 13:33:28 +0000 UTC]

Brings back bad memories of freshman year in high school of what I saw done to people...

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mattwileyart In reply to PepsiMan12 [2008-04-06 14:21:38 +0000 UTC]

You didn't give any wedgies did you?

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PepsiMan12 In reply to mattwileyart [2008-04-07 04:21:25 +0000 UTC]

No but I watched a lot of other people get them in gym class

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kmkl [2008-04-05 03:31:22 +0000 UTC]

ahhh love it!!

please wear: work boots, hard hat, extra elastic underwear (for crane driver's entertainment)

lol great job again!

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KuroTsuki003 In reply to kmkl [2008-04-06 04:49:41 +0000 UTC]

He's like a yo-yo!

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mattwileyart In reply to KuroTsuki003 [2008-04-06 14:23:03 +0000 UTC]

Let's go 'Round the World!'
No. Please God No!

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mattwileyart In reply to kmkl [2008-04-06 04:23:00 +0000 UTC]

Bungie drawers!

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MyLaundryStinks [2008-04-05 03:12:16 +0000 UTC]

Haaaaaaaaaaaa.
That, or it's a really good way to teach somebody not to sag.
(nice job. Funny, as per usual.)

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mattwileyart In reply to MyLaundryStinks [2008-04-06 04:22:44 +0000 UTC]

It would be like tucking it in permanently.

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MyLaundryStinks In reply to mattwileyart [2008-04-06 04:42:20 +0000 UTC]

And as a free gift, we'll throw in the ability to sing soprano on Broadway!
For life!

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KuroTsuki003 [2008-04-05 03:12:09 +0000 UTC]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the construction site...

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mattwileyart In reply to KuroTsuki003 [2008-04-06 04:23:50 +0000 UTC]

In a world, where boxers are against the law...
One man...

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