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GLaDOS was sitting on a sunbathed rock out in the middle of the forest. She was staring at a little snake wrapped around her right hand. She had gained an affinity for the little scaly things recently...after all...she was half snake, and oddly enough, the snakes seemed to like her back.

The snake she had around her hand was a bright red with a black band around its neck; it was a Red Spitting Cobra. She lightly patted its head. The snake leaned into it and actually seemed to like it.

That's when something caught her attention in the distance. It looked like a meteor,and it was closing in fast. She literally saw it fly RIGHT over her head and land near her tree.

She glanced at the snake. She flicked her tongue out and it flicked its tongue back,almost like a quick conversation. The cobra slithered down her arm,off the rock, and into a burrow while she went to check out the meteor.

'Ah! Oh my GOD that hurt!' said a familiar voice with a British accent. A blue glow confirmed her suspicion. It was the moron.

It was Wheatley.

She crawled into her tree and used her tail to pick him up by the rail.
'Hey! What the bloody-' Wheatley was cut off as soon as he say what grabbed him.

'Oh...hi...GLaDOS...you're part snake now....that's terrifying...'

She just glared at the little blue eyed metal sphere. She suddenly opened her maw.

'That's ne-WAIT YOU'RE GOING TO EAT ME?!'

She just shoved him in and quickly swallowed, Wheatley begging for his life.

'Please don't do this!'
"Ssshut it moron and digessst already..."
'DIGEST?! NO PLEASE NO!'
"Too bad..."

She began to doze off,digestion kicking in.....

'I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY!'

That suddenly snapped her out of her sleepy daze and confused her....the moron was saying she was...pretty?

"What?"

'I THINK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL ALRIGHT NOW PLEASE JUST SPARE ME!'

"...."

She thought for a moment and hacked the moron back up, after all, she liked being complimented.

"Keep going..."

'Uhhh...you have a nice voice?'

Even though he wasn't too smart he could tell this was working, he definitely wanted to make her happy just so he could live through the day.

The string of compliments coming from him never ended, it went on for many hours until she finally decided to let him live,but she was going to just leave him there in the woods.

She began to slither down her tree until she finally heard something that struck her rather hard...

'...I'm sorry'

She immediately glanced back at the tree and slithered up back to Wheatley.

"What?"

'I'm sorry...for everything"

She had no idea how to react,the last thing she expected was an apology from the moron who tried to break her facility.

She sat there a minute,almost bluescreening from trying to process this.

Then she hugged him.

He blushed,not really expecting this.

"Apology accepted"

'Seriously?'

"Ssseriousssly"

She wrapped her tail around him gently and purred merrily.

'Does this mean were a couple now?'

"...I guessss..."

'Well,I'm glad'

".....Tell no one of thisss"

'Okay,love!'

Description
GLaDOS was sitting on a sunbathed rock out in the middle of the forest. She was staring at a little snake wrapped around her right hand. She had gained an affinity for the little scaly things recently...after all...she was half snake, and oddly enough, the snakes seemed to like her back.

The snake she had around her hand was a bright red with a black band around its neck; it was a Red Spitting Cobra. She lightly patted its head. The snake leaned into it and actually seemed to like it.

That's when something caught her attention in the distance. It looked like a meteor,and it was closing in fast. She literally saw it fly RIGHT over her head and land near her tree.

She glanced at the snake. She flicked her tongue out and it flicked its tongue back,almost like a quick conversation. The cobra slithered down her arm,off the rock, and into a burrow while she went to check out the meteor.

'Ah! Oh my GOD that hurt!' said a familiar voice with a British accent. A blue glow confirmed her suspicion. It was the moron.

It was Wheatley.

She crawled into her tree and used her tail to pick him up by the rail.
'Hey! What the bloody-' Wheatley was cut off as soon as he say what grabbed him.

'Oh...hi...GLaDOS...you're part snake now....that's terrifying...'

She just glared at the little blue eyed metal sphere. She suddenly opened her maw.

'That's ne-WAIT YOU'RE GOING TO EAT ME?!'

She just shoved him in and quickly swallowed, Wheatley begging for his life.

'Please don't do this!'
"Ssshut it moron and digessst already..."
'DIGEST?! NO PLEASE NO!'
"Too bad..."

She began to doze off,digestion kicking in.....

'I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY!'

That suddenly snapped her out of her sleepy daze and confused her....the moron was saying she was...pretty?

"What?"

'I THINK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL ALRIGHT NOW PLEASE JUST SPARE ME!'

"...."

She thought for a moment and hacked the moron back up, after all, she liked being complimented.

"Keep going..."

'Uhhh...you have a nice voice?'

Even though he wasn't too smart he could tell this was working, he definitely wanted to make her happy just so he could live through the day.

The string of compliments coming from him never ended, it went on for many hours until she finally decided to let him live,but she was going to just leave him there in the woods.

She began to slither down her tree until she finally heard something that struck her rather hard...

'...I'm sorry'

She immediately glanced back at the tree and slithered up back to Wheatley.

"What?"

'I'm sorry...for everything"

She had no idea how to react,the last thing she expected was an apology from the moron who tried to break her facility.

She sat there a minute,almost bluescreening from trying to process this.

Then she hugged him.

He blushed,not really expecting this.

"Apology accepted"

'Seriously?'

"Ssseriousssly"

She wrapped her tail around him gently and purred merrily.

'Does this mean were a couple now?'

"...I guessss..."

'Well,I'm glad'

".....Tell no one of thisss"

'Okay,love!'