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Published: 2004-05-04 03:20:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 22977; Favourites: 778; Downloads: 9094
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Description There's a long story attached to this shot. Please read. It's important.

So here it goes.
Everything was calm. I took a pear out of the refregirator to take make a nice fruit picture as my good friend Francois Cote had done weeks ago (see his work : [link] ).

Then at the precise moment when I dropped the pear on the table something caught my attention. I felt a simple and gentle breeze on my cheek. Then I turned back to see if I let the window opened then I heard : **SNAP**, turned back again and then! DAMN! A ninja had cut my pear in to half.
I haven't seen a thing, I only heard the sound of the katana going through the juicy fruit. I'm not sure if you can see it on this picture, but it is CLEAR that the cut was made by a very sharp katana since the pear haven't even moved... And the cut is so clean. WHOA!

I'm lucky that he wasn't heading for my head.

Still I'm not sure why have he came my way... was this a warning from Francois not to try to make the same picture as him? Or maybe it's was a "ninjaesque" way to tell me that some people want to kill me? Or he was sent by the future to tell me that if I don't do anything, America will be torn appart by a second civil war (this is CLEARELY represent by the two part of the pear, top = north and bottom = south) the connections are all there... I just can't find what he meant...

Who knows... I'll have to be on my guards all time now.
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Comments: 546

DetkaKanfetka In reply to ??? [2004-05-21 19:38:33 +0000 UTC]

do wat?

i like the picture

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maxyme In reply to DetkaKanfetka [2004-05-22 06:08:10 +0000 UTC]

Don't tell pfizer

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DetkaKanfetka In reply to maxyme [2004-05-22 18:36:43 +0000 UTC]

hm... maybe... what wil i get out of it?

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maxyme In reply to DetkaKanfetka [2004-05-23 04:56:57 +0000 UTC]

duh! ok tell them. I'm ready!

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DetkaKanfetka In reply to maxyme [2004-05-24 00:15:22 +0000 UTC]

no fun when ur ready... *sniff, sniff*... so hows canada?

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maxyme In reply to DetkaKanfetka [2004-05-25 03:35:10 +0000 UTC]

uh.. it's fine. The summer is on it's way, hot days, lot of fun, and of sun

And what's up in the States?

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DetkaKanfetka In reply to maxyme [2004-05-25 13:43:29 +0000 UTC]

too much humidity and summer hit... now we slowly melting away with all the heat

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augustmelody [2004-05-17 01:18:12 +0000 UTC]


Congratulations on the DD. Cute.

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maxyme In reply to augustmelody [2004-05-17 12:20:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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christy247 In reply to ??? [2004-05-14 21:36:19 +0000 UTC]

Great picture and story!

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amir-malka [2004-05-14 12:50:53 +0000 UTC]

this reminds me so much of kill bill. it's so harsh, treacherous, but still with a sense of humor. it's like showing the beauty and punctiliousness of killing.
wonderful shot, crisp, clean, with good lighting!

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maxyme In reply to amir-malka [2004-05-14 13:23:14 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Kill Bill is such a nice movie, I appreciate your comparison to the movie a lot

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poison-dv In reply to ??? [2004-05-13 20:18:25 +0000 UTC]

Excellent, creative picture.
Great idea and performance.
Well done!

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kray15ru In reply to ??? [2004-05-13 02:14:21 +0000 UTC]

haha, awsome idea. great composition

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maxyme In reply to kray15ru [2004-05-13 12:45:56 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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szeety In reply to ??? [2004-05-11 00:43:14 +0000 UTC]

hehe t'as dl'imagination en maudit!

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maxyme In reply to szeety [2004-05-11 12:57:54 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, c'est une idΓ©e qui me trottait dans la tΓͺte depuis un bout!

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velenux In reply to ??? [2004-05-09 16:51:33 +0000 UTC]

Very clear and sharp, great idea!
I like it... keep it up the good work

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maxyme In reply to velenux [2004-05-10 01:29:54 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot!

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CH3-CO-O-CH3 [2004-05-08 12:27:44 +0000 UTC]

hahaha fantastic piece.. and your artist comments are brilliant!!! very cool i really love this image!!!! such a neat piece of art

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maxyme In reply to CH3-CO-O-CH3 [2004-05-08 14:01:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot.

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CH3-CO-O-CH3 In reply to maxyme [2004-05-08 14:15:45 +0000 UTC]

your deviation was absolutally worth to comment on, so thank yourself for that

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kohei-iwasa In reply to ??? [2004-05-08 10:37:22 +0000 UTC]

Hmm.... I bet that Ninja was litttle lost, or was drunk and thought the pear was your head? If that's the case, DUCK!
+Fav

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maxyme In reply to kohei-iwasa [2004-05-08 14:04:12 +0000 UTC]

Mouahahaha!

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bigm In reply to ??? [2004-05-08 01:29:18 +0000 UTC]

This makes me grin. Nice shot.

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kalaja In reply to ??? [2004-05-07 22:08:29 +0000 UTC]

I like your story a lot, and everything about the photo, that includes the title, color of the pear, background (white) and the shodow etc.

is it OK if i ask you a question, well how long did it take you to read all the comments?

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maxyme In reply to kalaja [2004-05-07 22:41:59 +0000 UTC]

First, thanks.

Second, well I haven't finish reading them yet. Since I try to answer everyone (or at least say thanks), it takes me a lot of time. I think i've read half of them since I had the DD so this makes like 4 days. BUT I'm not to often on DA so it explain a bit the time I take .

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kalaja In reply to ??? [2004-05-07 18:18:48 +0000 UTC]

what should I say, that the others did not mention

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maxyme In reply to kalaja [2004-05-07 19:20:21 +0000 UTC]

hum... i don't know...
... you don't have to be original say what you think even if it's had been said before

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aaliguasse [2004-05-06 13:14:45 +0000 UTC]

Gasp! The pear's even bleeding!
Smart description, great, clean shot.
And a great, clean cut, too.

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MizzMarsh In reply to ??? [2004-05-06 12:58:35 +0000 UTC]

Wow, i really like this - you wanna wach ou for those nijas they can get pretty mad
Good Work

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nana-fairy In reply to ??? [2004-05-06 11:23:39 +0000 UTC]

Wow! That is so awesome!
Those ninja's are pretty cooool.
Maybe it's a warning of the extinction of pears..
Li xx

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maxyme In reply to nana-fairy [2004-05-06 12:25:22 +0000 UTC]

Hehe maybe that's what it means... who knows!

Thanks for the comment

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firelily24 In reply to ??? [2004-05-06 02:29:06 +0000 UTC]

God, this is brilliant!

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maxyme In reply to firelily24 [2004-05-06 12:26:23 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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garfield101 In reply to ??? [2004-05-06 01:56:24 +0000 UTC]

cool title i like this really looking delicious

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Vnlly In reply to ??? [2004-05-05 15:27:22 +0000 UTC]

thE SHOt is AMAZING,THE STORy incredIble!!!

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ninjatize In reply to ??? [2004-05-05 06:53:42 +0000 UTC]

This is so awesome.

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maxyme In reply to ninjatize [2004-05-06 16:52:23 +0000 UTC]

haha you're avatar rocks!

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ninjatize In reply to maxyme [2004-05-06 21:25:00 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Hehe I kinda "borrowed" it but I gave credit for it somewhere, I just forgot where. I'll do it now, then. Hehe it's from Enter the Ninja and I edited it a little bit.

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maxyme In reply to ninjatize [2004-05-06 16:52:01 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Eroica-Andy In reply to ??? [2004-05-05 06:42:06 +0000 UTC]

hehe, it made me chuckle. love the font, what is it?

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maxyme In reply to Eroica-Andy [2004-05-07 23:47:47 +0000 UTC]

The font is Trajan Pro. I guess it's a default font commin' with Windows or an Adobe program because I formatted my PC a month ago and haven't reinstalled any font yet.

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Eroica-Andy In reply to maxyme [2004-05-08 06:39:33 +0000 UTC]

thanks. im gunna use it

btw, lovin it to the max

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rdx86 In reply to ??? [2004-05-05 06:29:28 +0000 UTC]

Psst...I'll be on my toes.Thanks for the warning.

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maxyme In reply to rdx86 [2004-05-06 16:52:42 +0000 UTC]

No prob!

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mackykitty In reply to ??? [2004-05-05 06:19:44 +0000 UTC]

Ninjas seem to make anything better. Even a pear. Er, 'course, I'm sure they were really just trying to warn you of impending doom, not make cool pear-art. But still.

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jtd In reply to ??? [2004-05-05 06:16:01 +0000 UTC]

Amazingly simple and beautiful!

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maxyme In reply to jtd [2004-05-06 16:55:34 +0000 UTC]

thanks a lot

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ore In reply to ??? [2004-05-05 06:05:07 +0000 UTC]

great photo. love the story!

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