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Description There's a long story attached to this shot. Please read. It's important.

So here it goes.
Everything was calm. I took a pear out of the refregirator to take make a nice fruit picture as my good friend Francois Cote had done weeks ago (see his work : [link] ).

Then at the precise moment when I dropped the pear on the table something caught my attention. I felt a simple and gentle breeze on my cheek. Then I turned back to see if I let the window opened then I heard : **SNAP**, turned back again and then! DAMN! A ninja had cut my pear in to half.
I haven't seen a thing, I only heard the sound of the katana going through the juicy fruit. I'm not sure if you can see it on this picture, but it is CLEAR that the cut was made by a very sharp katana since the pear haven't even moved... And the cut is so clean. WHOA!

I'm lucky that he wasn't heading for my head.

Still I'm not sure why have he came my way... was this a warning from Francois not to try to make the same picture as him? Or maybe it's was a "ninjaesque" way to tell me that some people want to kill me? Or he was sent by the future to tell me that if I don't do anything, America will be torn appart by a second civil war (this is CLEARELY represent by the two part of the pear, top = north and bottom = south) the connections are all there... I just can't find what he meant...

Who knows... I'll have to be on my guards all time now.
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maxyme In reply to ??? [2004-05-08 14:46:30 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I was lucky indeed!

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Avo-Cado In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 22:46:33 +0000 UTC]

This rules!

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neurotype-on-discord In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 22:42:41 +0000 UTC]

yep...the same thing happened to my tomato >.......<
<-evil!

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maxyme In reply to neurotype-on-discord [2004-05-08 14:43:47 +0000 UTC]

Gosh! Poor tomato!

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neurotype-on-discord In reply to maxyme [2004-05-08 19:32:10 +0000 UTC]

yah...poor me who had to clean up the mess too

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-natasha- In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 22:42:08 +0000 UTC]

Nice!

cute story!

Superbe photo!

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maxyme In reply to -natasha- [2004-05-08 14:44:37 +0000 UTC]

Merci beaucoup!

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flipsideshooze [2004-05-04 22:34:33 +0000 UTC]

Dude... the same thing happened to me the other day... Must be some kind of epidemic...

Great shot

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maxyme In reply to flipsideshooze [2004-05-08 14:45:54 +0000 UTC]

A new era is starting. Fruit will soon be eradicated from the face of the earth!

Thanks

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Phire-Chan In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 22:33:34 +0000 UTC]

hahaha, LOVE IT ^^

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Earthkat In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 22:31:55 +0000 UTC]

Beautiful picture great idea!

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TheBlackDove In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 22:18:46 +0000 UTC]

awesome shot, very clear and bright, i like it, and wonderful story too!!!

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goddessbutterfly In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 22:13:07 +0000 UTC]

nice i love the story even more so smiling as i write this to you

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maxyme In reply to goddessbutterfly [2004-05-08 14:56:26 +0000 UTC]

Happy i made you smile

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InhaleAsphyxiator In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 22:10:11 +0000 UTC]

as one photographer to another..i really really enjoy this piece, i am only 15 and this is my first year of photography. But i have grown to love it. I am only limited to one lense (but a very nice minolta camera, 'thanks mom') and black and white. I take photography in school, but next year i will be a junior and be able to move up and out to the Elkhart Area Career Center, there i will take comercial photography. And there i will hope to learn the essentials to become anywhere near as good as you. And i will be able to do color photography, WOO. Though i do tend to like black and white more...this photo makes me appreciate color. Now that i have given you my life's story, let me say you are one of the people i will work up to. Thank you...and if you would find the time, check out my photography and if you could, give me just some friendly advice for you are definatly more talented than i. *Fav *Friend i will be happy to see more work.

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maxyme In reply to InhaleAsphyxiator [2004-05-08 14:35:52 +0000 UTC]

Woooo! Well first of all thanks. You're lucky to have the chance to take photography at school, and to start to like photography at your age. I never had classes in photography, and looking to go in photography at the cegep (like between college and university here in quebec). You know I don't even know how to develop a film, I mostly shoot digital, and when I shot with my traditionnal camera (Pentax K-1000, thanks mom to) well i go to the lab, so I if you know how to develop, you're already better than me in some areas. For the rest, I think that practice and experiments does the thing to get better. As soon as I finish answering most of all comments, I'll go check out your gallery and give you the advice that I can. I really appreciate your comment, glad i can inspire someone

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InhaleAsphyxiator In reply to maxyme [2004-05-08 15:58:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh wow thank you very much, oh and yes i know how to develop negatives and enlarge them. Next year (junior year, 11....i've been in canada once...Winsor 'yeah i don't know how to spell that...) and i was egged my first hour there, in a group of three girls..me being the only american and the only one hit...lol) I will be able to enlarge and develop my negatives for color film as well. I asked for a digi cam for my birthday- The Big 16- so i will maybe be able to start uploading real cool digital images? Eh? Maybe i'll start giving you a run for your money? Yeah probably not. But i surely will be flattered to have you check out my gallery when you get around to it i really do love your art. But maybe i'll catch you around sometime, and i'll keep giving you little ego boosts....see ya around!

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BoyCrazySk8r In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 22:05:43 +0000 UTC]

Those damn ninjas!

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PensieveScholar In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 21:25:44 +0000 UTC]

I love the artistic vision (or whatever - I guess it was the ninjas, anyway ) behind this. It looks really cool. ^^

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maxyme In reply to PensieveScholar [2004-05-08 14:57:27 +0000 UTC]

Well of course the ninja is behind almost everything here. Though I've learned a lot from this experience, so maybe I'll be able to be as good on my own next time!

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phantompain In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 21:25:18 +0000 UTC]

it was $spyed i tells ya

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maxyme In reply to phantompain [2004-05-08 15:01:08 +0000 UTC]

I definatly have to get a little chat with our pal $spyed...

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kil1k In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 21:20:51 +0000 UTC]

lol, excellent work well done

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angeleyes25 In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 21:18:27 +0000 UTC]

Nice story!!

This is an awesome picture!! Love it a lot!

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punkrockDAN In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 21:13:18 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha. nice pic and story to go along with it.

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Mr-Random In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 21:13:01 +0000 UTC]

lol, i like

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DerangedPockyNeko In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 21:10:37 +0000 UTC]

I like the color, and it's quite funny. ^_^ -waves fingers- Bad ninjas!

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disappearingcat In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 21:08:07 +0000 UTC]

haha thats so awesome....cute story (even though i dont doubt that its completely true ) i havent really seen alot of fruit pix on dev art. nice going. congrats.

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Belleza In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 21:07:44 +0000 UTC]

heheheh rock on i love it....

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marourin [2004-05-04 21:04:12 +0000 UTC]

X3 *dies laughing* OMFG!!! Tht is utterly and completely incredible in a way I'm still reeling from!

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under-the-milkyway In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 20:36:10 +0000 UTC]

ninjas win every thing... like DDs!

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caesarsalad In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 20:31:58 +0000 UTC]

Wow. WOH-PAH! *slice*

There's only one thing that can defeat a ninja, of course. And that's a pirate. As ninjas are masters of the land, so pirates are masters of the seas. The great ninja/pirate wars are legendary, but shrouded in the secrecy and shadow of the ages.

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maxyme In reply to caesarsalad [2004-05-08 15:10:56 +0000 UTC]

Honestly, I really doubt a pirate would have a chance against I ninja. Ninjas can walk on water, jump higher than the sun, dodge bullets, and slice pirate like butter. I've never understood how anoyone could consider a pirate better than an ninja. But if you do, I respect that.

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zirio In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 20:26:10 +0000 UTC]

Nice shot, I really love its simplicity...and the story behind it! Thanks for giving me a nice photo to look at and a smile for the day. ;3

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maxyme In reply to zirio [2004-05-08 15:12:08 +0000 UTC]

Yay! I made someone smile

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zirio In reply to maxyme [2004-05-09 05:01:54 +0000 UTC]

Twice, now, even.

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Rhun In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 20:21:12 +0000 UTC]

Wow, that's awesome. Very cool idea. dude.

If the north and the south thing is true, then the North's gonna be kinda screwed; lookit all the red! That sucks though, because I'm gonna be in the Northern US! Oh no!

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chiyoko In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 20:20:57 +0000 UTC]

Whoa!! Nice story! It's cool. Heeehee! And, I hate to do this kind of comment, but I'm speechless, so here it is:

<3

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maxyme In reply to chiyoko [2004-05-08 15:11:19 +0000 UTC]

Haha, thanks

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splat In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 20:18:23 +0000 UTC]

You are wise to the ninjas now, I would be careful not to speak too loudly or they might come back for your head.

I agree though, the ninja managed to cut that pear perfectly. I love the way it sits there, half on top of half, as if its life had be severed without any change in state. Such vibrant colors, such a quiet scene. It's peaceful really.

Excellent work, especially with the lighting. The colors came out crystal clear and they seem to shine beyond the depth of my monitor. The offcentered look is also a nice tangent from the usually centered photos we're used to. Great details, especially on the outer skin.

Careful around ninjas and fruit. You just never know. And congrats on the Daily Deviation.

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maxyme In reply to splat [2004-05-08 15:07:48 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a lot!

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TheOctoberRain In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 19:18:36 +0000 UTC]

damn...those freaky ninja's..sneaking up on everyone's fruit. I'd go with the second civil war. Or w/ Francois trying to warn you. lol. Nice work. haveto fidn that ninja so you can thank him for getting you a Daily Deviation!

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maxyme In reply to TheOctoberRain [2004-05-05 03:49:35 +0000 UTC]

I'll try to talk with Francois as soon as possible to make this all clear!

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MushMushi In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 19:10:30 +0000 UTC]

btw! congrats on the "daily deviation" thing!

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maxyme In reply to MushMushi [2004-05-05 03:48:48 +0000 UTC]

oh! Thanks a lot

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MushMushi In reply to maxyme [2004-05-05 11:12:19 +0000 UTC]

No problem at all!

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jobe-1-1 In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 19:10:04 +0000 UTC]

ok.......... lol

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MushMushi In reply to ??? [2004-05-04 19:07:03 +0000 UTC]

LOL

very original shot, and very funny story.. ahem .. i mean IMPORTANT!! i obvious, that the "saving America from civil war II" option is the right one

good luck, saving americaΒ΄s future !

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maxyme In reply to MushMushi [2004-05-05 03:47:49 +0000 UTC]

thank you, I'll try my best to make the world a safest place!

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MushMushi In reply to maxyme [2004-05-05 11:14:56 +0000 UTC]



U go Max!!

or should i say SupaMax




stay cool

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