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Little Johnny was walking down the road one day when he stumbled upon a questionable object. It was a rock in the shape of Elvis! He began to speak to this rock; he called it john Jr. he told his little Jr. Rock that he named SIR JR. The ROCK. He told it secrets about his life, then he told him one secret he shouldn’t ever told none, he told it that he was the secret identity of pajama MANA. Then the rock went and snitched on him. The secret of Pajama MANA was out. All of the stuffed dolls in JULES bedroom were thrown out of the window, she was furious that someone would try and claim to be that of which she was. She wanted revenge on that of who lied about her secret. She went to every news station and told them that she was Pajama MANA!? BILLY of who was eating breakfast. Left his house and swore to his boss that he was Pajama MANA, then he and his boss went and ate dinner. Later that night SIR JR. The ROCK left JOHNNYS house looking for companionship of which SIR JR The ROCK found at a nearby gas Station. HE lit a match and discovered that he was still alive. Being the ROCK of which he was he was used to heat. So he couldn’t feel, but later that night he died. JOHHNY was devastated at the lost of Elvis. DO GATOER was patiently waiting for an organ transplant, which he was to recive from SIR JR The ROCK. Ah, yes SIR JR. ThE ROCK I remember him well, a nice Rock, which looked like a trisect. Anyway DO GATOER received his organ transplant, although we don’t know exactly what he received, we were told he got a brain…weird. So DO GATOER walked down the road where JOHNNY lived, and he looked over his shoulder, and guess who he saw... hos best friend JIM. Now JIM is a strange little kid probily around 5 years old...DO GATOER remembers the time when they both went and set off fireworks, ten years ago. so HE and JIM went walking down the road to a secret location hidden behind a christmas tree.... it was a bright pink/neon sign that reads JIM and DO GATOER's hideout, but secertly unbeknowest to them SIR ROCK ThE Rock was waiting for them, or rather his ghost..."what are ye doing in my tavern Boy?" the man shouted, now it was comman to the whole state of alabama the LEO was a drankard....but he was only six. "i am sorry sir, look behind you.....SPIDERS. Just then SPIDERS walked though the door, "are you causing trouble for my kid BARKEEP?" BARKEEP whose name was JIMA hid behind the door to the club house, DO GATOER and JIM was just aboot to walk inside...............or was they, just then a portal opened and out of the portal came FROHO, the master of underpants