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Metal-Kitty — Team Problems - Pinkie Pyro

Published: 2013-10-03 15:52:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 9439; Favourites: 113; Downloads: 33
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Description Oooh boy.

PYRO:
A common misconception is that the Pyro thinks he's spreading joy. The comics show us this is not the case; he's a pyromaniac. When he's around fire, it seems his world becomes colorful and lively; when not-so-near fire, it's dull and gray, and people look like blocks. His grasp of reality is broken at all times; there is no break for him, he has no understanding of the damage he's causing, and he doesn't seem to really care.

Pinkie Pie is a hyperactive, energetic girl who loves to spread joy. She is known for organizing parties, hiding random objects around town, and using a party cannon as well as other weird gadgets. While she is random, there seems to be a method to her madness.

Pinkie Pyro throws that away and focuses on Pyroland and Pyroland alone, with a complete and utter disregard of any other aspect of either the Pyro OR Pinkie Pie. People argue that Pinkie fits for her psychosis in 'Party of One' - problem is, Pinkie Pie was utterly depressed, in contrast with the joyous nature of the Pyro. Her psychosis also caused her hallucinations to speak to her words of treachery and deceit; there was nothing happy about her break down. Literally, using this logic, Pinkie Pyro would be a mopey, psychotically depressed pyromaniac setting everything on fire in a state of horrific, rejection-based grief.

Unless you're going to use Cupcakes as a source - but if you're using fan fiction as a source for anything, all bets are off and all match-ups work.

Art (C)
TF2 (C) Valve
MLP:FiM (C) Hasbro/Lauren Faust
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Comments: 70

Metal-Kitty In reply to ??? [2013-10-04 02:39:51 +0000 UTC]

I ain't done that yet.

Really, this is also part 'make overly defensive bronies cry'.  It's one thing to have your own head canon - it's quite another to tell everyone that your head canon is superior for lazy reasons.

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JETJK3 In reply to Metal-Kitty [2013-10-07 06:55:43 +0000 UTC]

I just say if you have a problem make one yourself until then Don't Complain! Tolerance People

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Zebrati In reply to Metal-Kitty [2013-10-04 23:07:32 +0000 UTC]

Yes those types exist all over. Its why we have political gridlock and religious wars after all.

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1000Nachts In reply to Zebrati [2013-10-06 17:45:00 +0000 UTC]

Time to re-enact the crusades through a fandom!


(no don't, that's a terrible idea)

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Daiskida In reply to Metal-Kitty [2013-10-04 22:37:23 +0000 UTC]

Is that kinda common with all fandoms?

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KingArthur5 In reply to ??? [2013-10-04 00:41:31 +0000 UTC]

Wait, TF2 comics? *googlegooglegoogle* If you will excuse me, I shall be busy for a couple of weeks.

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ThePhoenixKing32 In reply to ??? [2013-10-03 18:38:44 +0000 UTC]

I thought that Spike was Pyro?

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Orangecraz In reply to ThePhoenixKing32 [2013-12-11 16:12:20 +0000 UTC]

Don't make description feel bad. READ IT.

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eeveeextreme In reply to ThePhoenixKing32 [2013-10-03 19:06:25 +0000 UTC]

He is

This (as well as the past 3 comics) are Metal's kitty's explanation of why he didn't choose that character for that role

This one explains why pinkie isn't the pyro (also reading the description helps)

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ThePhoenixKing32 In reply to eeveeextreme [2013-10-03 19:14:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh. That's what he meant by "Team Problems". Didn't understand that. Thank you... Love you're icon by the way.

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eeveeextreme In reply to ThePhoenixKing32 [2013-10-03 19:33:25 +0000 UTC]

thanks! made it

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Magnaliscous In reply to ??? [2013-10-03 15:59:16 +0000 UTC]

I like this MUCH better than other pinkie pyros ive seen.

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Metal-Kitty In reply to Magnaliscous [2013-10-03 16:04:44 +0000 UTC]

I don't mind Pinkie-Pyro so much as I do most other classes, but I prefer her as an Engineer since I think it capitalizes more on Pinkie as a character than Pyroland, which focuses on one aspect of the character; one that can easily be ignored.

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Magnaliscous In reply to Metal-Kitty [2013-10-05 02:22:57 +0000 UTC]

Have you heard of the new killer instinct? And if you have... do you think any of the ponies fit?

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Metal-Kitty In reply to Magnaliscous [2013-10-05 04:09:34 +0000 UTC]

I have, but I really don't know anything about it.

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Magnaliscous In reply to Metal-Kitty [2013-10-05 07:15:40 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvgIMK… Watch this. KI3 Will be Amazing.

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garciarael In reply to Magnaliscous [2013-10-07 08:00:01 +0000 UTC]

I remember hearing about this in ScrewAttack's Top 10 Games That Need To Be Made

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Scythes4Hands In reply to ??? [2013-10-03 15:57:25 +0000 UTC]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaa XDDDD

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Chrismilesprower In reply to ??? [2013-10-03 15:53:07 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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