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MichaelJLarson — Arachnophobic

Published: 2012-07-01 22:07:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 19417; Favourites: 845; Downloads: 78
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Description So yeah, this spawned from last night when I saw a little tiny spider skitter by on my wall, and I got REALLY spooked for some reason. I don't get it... How can something so small and practically harmless scare the pants off of me? It's just plain stupid.

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Comments: 242

Starfighterace-421 In reply to ??? [2012-07-02 00:17:06 +0000 UTC]

It's ok

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Red-Rum-18 In reply to ??? [2012-07-01 22:27:10 +0000 UTC]

I know that feel, bro.

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SgtBaconberry [2012-07-01 22:25:03 +0000 UTC]

what exactly is the difference between the first and second panels?

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venomrogue In reply to SgtBaconberry [2012-07-01 22:32:19 +0000 UTC]

The first panel probably shows what people with arachnophobia see while the second one is the reality of the size of the spider.

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SgtBaconberry In reply to venomrogue [2012-07-01 22:33:56 +0000 UTC]

was a joke bro.

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venomrogue In reply to SgtBaconberry [2012-07-01 22:36:51 +0000 UTC]

Oh sorry

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Hank88 In reply to ??? [2012-07-01 22:24:49 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! That's so true, it happens to me that whenever I saw one of those, I'm just "go away!" when the poor things are just wondering and one shouldn't try to kill them... except if they are the dangerous ones.

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Attackrage92 In reply to ??? [2012-07-01 22:24:23 +0000 UTC]

lol there is nothing

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Flashlight237 In reply to ??? [2012-07-01 22:20:57 +0000 UTC]

Arachnophobia: The fear of spiders. Mainly in paranoids, internet trolls, and comedians.

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JamesTheReggie In reply to ??? [2012-07-01 22:20:52 +0000 UTC]

freak'n black widows are the blame man.

still, a shame we always react so violently on the less dangerous ones.

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scythemantis In reply to JamesTheReggie [2013-03-14 14:05:40 +0000 UTC]

Even black widows are exaggerated, actually. They are very docile, only bite if forced against skin, and they're only potentially deadly if you have a bad heart, HIV or some other condition to compound things. Even then your chances of survival are about 99%....the last person to die of a black widow bite was over 22 years ago

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Rozen-Shield [2012-07-01 22:20:06 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry, that's how i feel about Redeads sometimes too...

((Mangy maggot infested sacks of-))

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akatsukifan12345 [2012-07-01 22:19:50 +0000 UTC]

Then how did you manage to play Skyrim? lol

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MichaelJLarson In reply to akatsukifan12345 [2012-07-01 22:23:40 +0000 UTC]

Cuz they were kinda slow moving and they weren't real?

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P-z-p-Z In reply to ??? [2012-07-01 22:19:26 +0000 UTC]

Fear is irrational like that.

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ttnt [2012-07-01 22:19:12 +0000 UTC]

Pretty much my boyfriend.

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Renokye [2012-07-01 22:19:03 +0000 UTC]

This is EXACTLY how I see spiders!

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UncleScraps In reply to ??? [2012-07-01 22:17:56 +0000 UTC]

Wuss...

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LRpaul In reply to ??? [2012-07-01 22:15:53 +0000 UTC]

25% me right here

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cakehunter2256 In reply to ??? [2012-07-01 22:12:53 +0000 UTC]

A human swallows about 8 spiders in their life time. :>

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figmentofi In reply to cakehunter2256 [2012-07-02 04:41:25 +0000 UTC]

You do know there is not scientific back up to that myth right?

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cakehunter2256 In reply to figmentofi [2012-07-02 05:17:23 +0000 UTC]

I have no clue :')

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figmentofi In reply to cakehunter2256 [2012-07-02 11:47:19 +0000 UTC]

There is no evidence that say humans eat 8 spiders a year/decade/lifetime (where ever you read this "fact"). First spiders aren't attracted to dark moist areas (TWSS?). Secondly how do you test if there was a spider in someones stomach? You would have to pump someones stomach everyday for the rest of their life to see if there's a spider. Even then you'll find nothing. The body of the spider will practically be vaporized by the acids in the stomach.

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cakehunter2256 In reply to figmentofi [2012-07-02 17:30:33 +0000 UTC]

okay? why are people even replying to my comment, I don't really understand why.

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Derax In reply to cakehunter2256 [2012-07-02 10:14:01 +0000 UTC]

figmentofi is right, someone apparently posted that on the internet to see how many people would believe it.

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cakehunter2256 In reply to Derax [2012-07-02 17:29:00 +0000 UTC]

okay?

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SmashBasher124 In reply to cakehunter2256 [2012-07-02 00:09:19 +0000 UTC]

...Thank you for that disturbing statistic. >_>

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UNlucky0013 In reply to SmashBasher124 [2013-01-20 05:39:54 +0000 UTC]

its the internet, what do u expect? lol

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cakehunter2256 In reply to SmashBasher124 [2012-07-02 01:10:18 +0000 UTC]

your welcome!

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TheMalevolent In reply to cakehunter2256 [2012-07-02 00:00:40 +0000 UTC]

And there is nearly always a spider no longer than six feet away from you.

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cakehunter2256 In reply to TheMalevolent [2012-07-02 00:09:16 +0000 UTC]

yea I knew there was that but I didnt know how many feet away they were

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scythemantis In reply to cakehunter2256 [2013-03-14 14:03:54 +0000 UTC]

Actually, both the "spider always near you" and "swallowing spiders in your sleep" are total myths.

Spiders are not dumb enough to walk into the mouth of a big, sleeping animal. You're in fact quite scary to them, even while you sleep!

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Zeruzu In reply to cakehunter2256 [2012-07-01 22:26:12 +0000 UTC]

omnomnom

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UNlucky0013 In reply to ??? [2012-07-01 22:12:32 +0000 UTC]

it happens. plus if thats what YOU see, think of what most WOMEN see..... *shutter*

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TheArgoNinja In reply to ??? [2012-07-01 22:12:24 +0000 UTC]

Spiders~ A Legion of Spiders~ (~O3O)~

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WEREsandrock In reply to TheArgoNinja [2012-07-02 19:21:13 +0000 UTC]

... you asked for it: [link]

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TheArgoNinja In reply to WEREsandrock [2012-07-02 19:23:56 +0000 UTC]

???

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FlashFighter212 In reply to ??? [2012-07-01 22:11:59 +0000 UTC]

I remember in the 10th grade i was in english class, and My english teacher saw a roach on the floor, she ran and yelled "eeek a roach" All the girls and guys screamed and bitched out and me, the country boy I was, I got up and crushed it. I was a hero for 5 seconds.

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UNlucky0013 In reply to FlashFighter212 [2013-01-20 05:39:15 +0000 UTC]

WIN.

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TF141Soldier In reply to FlashFighter212 [2012-07-02 04:22:59 +0000 UTC]

Man, you're MY hero.

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AkaiNeru In reply to ??? [2012-07-01 22:10:24 +0000 UTC]

Shit, those irrational fears! D:

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