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Dark Pit: I wouldn't kill- no! I'm not like that! Why am I so misjudjed?! I HATE THIS LIFE! *is very angry, flies away*
Meanwhile...
*Hades is poking Soshi, dragon begs him to stop*
Soshi: SKYSONG! HELP MEEEE! DARK PIT!
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Me: oh! So that's how you want to be? *gets Dark Pit and drags him back* I asked that because I have Anxiety! *ties Dark Pit's wings together* I knew boys were dumb! *is really pissed off at Dark Pit, Β her glare is menacing enough to make him back away in fear. But she doesn't let him go* I have social issues you know? It seems to me you have anger issues boy! You got anger issues BOY?! *she's really sassy when mad* Oh? Where do you think you're going? Β *pins him in place* I won't kill you, Β but honestly you're making me mad.
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Dark Pit: NO! LET GO OF ME! *is very claustrophobic, cant stand being tied up or held down* STOP!Β
Meanwhile...
*Hades is showing Soshi the two angels fighting on a crystal ball or whatever*
Soshi: NO! STOP FIGHTING! *crying*
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Me: eh? *breaks him free but she magically ties him to her so he can't escape* imma not letting you go until you apologize like you SERIOUSLY mean it. Hades has taken my best dragon warrior. And he knows your weaknesses. So. Just stop being a jerk and I won't be a jerk to you, UNDERSTOOD?!
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Dark Pit: OKAY! OKAY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! JUST PLEASE DON'T TIE ME DOWN AGAIN!!! I'LL STOP BEING A JERK! JUST LET GOOO! *thrashing around*
Meanwhile...
Soshi: *watching through ball thing* Ugh... absolute chaos... (facepalms)
Hades: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WELL DONE, MY LITTLE ANGEL! TIE HIM DOWN! MAKE HIM SUFFERRRRRRRR
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Me: hey Hades. I can feel you watching me. *unties Dark Pit and hugs him a comfortable hug that eases all of the stress* (insert lenny face) I knew you were watching me you god of stupidity (I call Hades that when he's a jerk) *hides Dark Pit from Hades' veiw under her magical wings* shhh don't utter a word or Hades will know I'm hiding you under my wings.
Skuller: *making taunting faces at Hades* :I 
Me: SKULLER THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL!Β
Skuller: but I'm all bones! I got a BONE to pick! Hades smells like farts! *XD THAT'S Skuller everyday* looks like CHOCKEN SCRATCH TO ME!!!!!
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Dark Pit: This is useless. *gets out from under wings* He already knows I'm here. HADES! YOU STUPID WEASEL OF A GOD! I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU! AND I'M COMING FOR YOU! Come on, let's go, I... I might need some help. And you need Soshi back. *grabs Skuller* Don't worry, I don't think you're disrespectful at all. In fact, you can keep doing what you're doing. *wings light up, rises into air* C'mon, lets go.
Btw...
Β ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)Β This it???
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Me: psssh! I may have these wings. But I don't use em! *floats* pretty cool. They store my magic. Hit it SKULLER!
Skuller: *playing the most annoying song in the world (cue to Justin Beiber)* oooooh baby!Β
Me: *wearing earplugs* Hades is the worst God GARBAGE ever!( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
Frosty: *making innapropet noises at Hades* pffffft Β I got a lot of whoopie cushionshere! *steps on them one by one* we dragons HATE Hades!
Me: *calling Hades names as she floats to find Soshi* Jerkface! DUMBBUMS (I made that one up) BRAINLESS DORK! *sticks out tongue, it resembles a forked snake tongue* neeeeeeeeeeeeeeellly!Β
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Dark Pit: *joins in* BUTTHOLE! WEIRDO! FREAKY ALIEN DORK! Haha, great funΒ ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)Β So good. Addicted like it's wrong. PIGGYBUNS! LET'S GO FIND SOSHI! *flies off*
Soshi: *caged in underworld dungeon* Ugh... What are they DOING?!
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Me: *takes a beautiful flower. It glistens like opals and shaped like a sunflower. She puts it in her hair* *notices that five minute limit for Dark Pit is up and grabs his ankle* gotta watch your time there. *puts her arms under his and zips so fast that they're right in front of Hades.* hi dumb-ss. *evil smirks at Hades and grabs him by the neck* PFFFT YOU'RE WEAKER THAN ME, MY ENEMY.
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Dark Pit: *punching Hades* WOOP! WOOP WOOP! WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP! *notices flower as he continues to punch Hades* Hey, what's that in your hair? It's pretty... kinda... ugh... *doesn't want skysong to think he likes her (he has no interest)*
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Me: -_- *kicks Hades in the nuts* uh thanks. *she doesn't want to lwt Dark Pit know about how much she likes him* my real name is Aura. *breaks one of Hades hands* -_- *throws Hades in a trash can* he got dunked on. *gets her flamethrower and burns Hades* should've done that to him a loooooooong time ago. Β *throws an anvil at Hades* and that to. *suddenly jerkd her head up* SOSHI? WHERE'S SOSHI? MY DRAGON! COME BACK HERE HADES! *kicks him in the nuts countless times* GO AWAY BUT GIVE ME MY SOSHI BAAAAAAAAACK! SHE WAS MY FIRST DRAGON! *breaks Hades' back with an eyetwich* GRRRRRRRRRR *her flower can talk*
???: hi! I'm Opal the opal flower! I'm actually Aura's personal guide ^-^
Me: uh Opal, you're going to freak Dark Pit out....
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Dark Pit: ... Op...al? Ummm... nice to meet you... I guess... Anyways, something I've kinda been meaning to show you...*brings Soshi out from folded wings*Β ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)Β I kinda just grabbed her while you were kicking Hades in the... yeah. *hands Soshi*
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Me: omg! How could I ever thank you?! *throws herself on Dark Pit and kisses him on the cheek* thank you oh gosh I thought Soshi was a goner! *doesn't let go* I can't thank you enough!Β
Opal: ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°) ha! I ship it!
Me: |
Opal: I'M STILL SHIPPING IT!( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
Me: π³ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... *is embarrassed*
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Dark Pit: *eyes wide, blushing* O... kay... *wipes "cooties" off of cheek* I... *doesn't know what to say or do* *flies away*
His mind: OMP OMP OMP I JUST GOT KISSED AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER *secretly has tiny soft spot for girls* OMP OMP OMP WHAT WILL VIRIDI THINK? AND PIT? OHHHH.... THAT LITTLE JERK
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Me: *you can hear her heart break like glass* but...... but.... *wails*
Soshi: *tries her best to confront*Β
Me: *just cries even harder to the point it hurts her chest*
Skuller: I thought he liked you. I don't want the signature on my head anymore ;^; AT LEAST I CAN USE THE SANDPAPER *scrapes off the signature* bleh. He's a jerk
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Dark Pit: *to himself, far away* I... feel like a jerk...Β Β *slowly starts flying back to Aura*
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Me: uhh how did he.... know my weakness...., my heart..... it is only made out of glass..... when it breaks...... OW! *clutches on her heart* THE GLASS....IT......MAKING......ME.....BLEEED!....OWWWWWWWW!.....I'M......GONIG.....TO.....BLEED......TO.......DEATH......IF.....HE.......DOESN'T......COME.......BACK.......IN....TIME! (Aura is basically immune to EVerything but a heartbreak) DAMN......YOU! DAMN YOU DARK PIT! DAMN YOU!! YOU HEARTLESS ANGEL. *collaspes right on Poor Soshi*
Soshi: |
Me: *groans in intense pain*
Skuller: HEY YOU IDIOT! Β *throws a bone at Dark Pit and misses* I HATE YOU FOR KILLING MY CARETAKER AURA!
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Dark Pit: Huh? *turns around, sees Aura* NOOOOO! *looking around, doesn't know what to do, desperate* Aura!... I'm so sorry... I didn't mean anything bad... *snaps out of softie mode* Soshi! Heal her as best you can. I'm going to go get help. *flies away*
Hades: *laughing in distance* Yes... let her bleed, let her bleed!
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Soshi: -_- no healing will fix this. *teleports Dark Pit back* healing doesn't fix glass dummy. And healing doesn't fix immortals like Aura. You need to reverse what caused this, you hurt her feelings, you have to make her feel better.
Me: *shouting cuss and hate words at Hades*
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Dark Pit: *very very pale because he's so upset and embarrassed* Aura... I'm sorry, it's just that... *sighs* I don't find "interest" in girls like other guys, okay? Could we... just be friends...?
Oh yeah, and, **** OFF HADES
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Me: *bleeding slows*....
Soshi: keep on! It's working. Β *whispers to Dark Pit* just a suggestion, hug her with your wings or give her a present or whatever.Β
Me: .... *something seems unusual about how quiet she is, but it seems like her natural state* ....heh....
Soshi: *ideas* tell her a joke.
Me:........*something about her makes her seem quiet*
Skuller: *on Dark Pit's head* fluffniess .-. *sleeps curled up in a ball*
Frosty: when Aura is feeling nutural, she looks like she's frowning a bit. But she'll also be pure silent.Β
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Dark Pit: Ummm.... *thinking of joke, pets Skuller* Aha! What did the skeleton say while he was riding his motorcycle??? *grins slyly* I was BONE to be wild!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Me: *snorts* hehe.........heheheh..........................*the bleeding stops*........................................
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Dark Pit: *is really really happy, doesn't want to show it* *shows it anyway* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bet you didn't know I was such a majestic joke teller, huh? MWAHAHAHAH! *picks up Skuller, holds in front of face* THANK YOU GOOD BUDDY! *places in Aura's hair*
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Me: .-. *doesn't know what just happened* the heck? *runs screaming due to mass confusion* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH! *trips over a rock and falls into lava* .... well...... I'm immune. Heh.................. *laughs awkwardly* heh....... wow......... SkyWorld is a really weird place.......... I may as well go back to Earth. Back to my daily show basis....... getting roses thrown at me after every performances........... getting cheered on.............. dancing to the flashing lights........... being just me........... alone........ *tears up* forever alone because I'm a fricking misfit. A FRICKING clone. Being fricking hated all the time.......... I might as well die............. this demension it the worst............ better off alone.......... with hate in my life every single day............... no one ever loves me *tears up more* because..
...... I'M SO TERRIBLY FLAWED! NO ONE CARED! NOT EVEN PALENTENA! NOT EVEN VIRIDI! Β *her eyes go really wide* EVEN DARK PIT HATES ME! *starts screaming and crying* SO I WASN'T EVER WELCOME HERE! *extremely sad music plays in the background* IT'S LIKE BEING KICKED OUT BEFORE THEY EVEN KNEW WHO I AM! *not to make Anyone uncomfortable about her, she had a really dark past* WHY ME?! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN FRICKING PIT! *holding a knife to her heart* MY LIFE IT IS A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!Β
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Dark Pit: *was examining nails, looks over* Wait, what? Hey! NO! STOP! *runs over to Aura throws, knife away* *a tiny bit angry cuz she's tearing herself up over what she and Dark Pit both are* *puts hands on her shoulders* Listen to me! I don't hate you! I just don't want to go THAT far! But still! You think I mope around just because this is how I was meant to BE? Sure, it SUCKS LIKE CRAP, but I can't change that! And guess what? Neither can you! So SHUT UP and DEAL WITH IT. *realizes what he just did, tears welling up in eyes* I might as well just... go now... *starts walking away*
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Me: *now so confused that......* WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED BECAUSE I HAVE SEVERE ANXIETY DISORDER! AND DEPRESSION DISORDER! *swims in le lava like it's water* HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I'm a creeper *lol* I have no idea what is life anymore. *wings turns white* uh this is bad. WHITE WINGS?! MY POWERS ARE GOING INSANE AGAIN! *zips out of the lava and puts herself into a freezer* it's not even cold. More like icicles. Β Boop! *pokes an icicle* I miss being at Snowdin. *zips to the north pole* ice ice ice! *I just love snow too much XD* I'm going to make an igloo..... by myself I guess........ WHY DO I HAVE DEPRESSION!?
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Dark Pit: *in Pandora's labyrinth, kicking mirror, screaming* WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME?! OF ALL PEOPLE?! UGH! I HATE THIS! I HATE IT! HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT! *gives mirror really hard kick, glass shards stuck in toes* Ow... *starts pulling out, is reminded of Aura's broken heart when he sees the bloody glass shards* *puts head in hands and cries*
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Me: *pops from nowhere* .-. Hoi Dark Pit. *snaps her fingers and instantly heals Dark Pit* should wear some boots if you're going to kick glass. *she's wearing glasses now* why are you blue? Sadness doesn't look good on you. Need a shoulder to cry on? I wouldn't mind at all. *she has awkward emotional changes* *tilts her head curiously* what's the matter?
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Dark Pit: *feels sick* *looks up* Aura... *jumps up and hugs* I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF THAT BACK THERE! I'M SO SORRY! I'M SUCH A JERRRRRRRKKK!!!! *crying really hard cuz he feels so bad* *bloody piece of glass is right infront of them*
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Me: *tears up happy tears* y-y-y-you...... u-u-understand? I-i-i s-s-s-started to...... I don't know..... *eyes starts to glow peacefully* I'm part...... goddess...... but...... I'm the goddess of..... kindness. ...
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Dark Pit: *almost smiling* *OKAY OKAY HES SMILING* X) *hugs tighter*
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Me:...........................*teleports*.......*trying not to blush* >\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\>
Soshi: uh. How did I get here?
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Dark Pit: *trying not to blush as well, blushing anyway* *picks up shard of glass (no blood)*Β Β *smiles, tears in eyes*
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Me: *thinking that this got kinda awkward in a good way* heheheheh.....
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Dark Pit: *thinking this is a little awkward in a good way but also in a bad way* *tries to straighten things out* I'm... I'm really sorry for being such a jerk back there...
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Me: *singing happliy* Cuz this world is beautiful but deadly! Don't let mother nature fool you! I know, I just know! No reason........ no wonder............. why I'm still a little stuck here........... HELLO BEAUTIFUL MOON! *singing very happliy* then moon is my home with its lush beauty.........
Soshi: *sweat* I think she forgives you already...... and apparently forgot about what happened....
Skuller: *sweat* hehehehehe........ Β miss SkySong is an unusual one... isn't she?
Frosty: I saw.... A HUMAN! *points at Mangus* HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN *XD she does that alot* HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN FRICKING HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN-
Soshi: *sweating more* hehehehe.......
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Dark Pit: *dive-bombs Magnus, Magnus is shot miles away* Okay, thats done. Frosty, you... you don't like humans, do you? Hehe, anyway...
*Pit flies in*
Pit: Woooah! *flies into Dark Pit*
*they both start wrestling* *Dark Pit totally stabs Pit and pushes him away*
Pit: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww jerk wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Your SO MEAN!
Dark Pit: *shoves Pit away* C'mon, lets go back to TreeHome
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Me: *eyes grow wide* DID YOU FORGET WHATEVER HAPPENS TO PIT WILL HARM YOU DOUBLE?! *disappears to her IceHome* *eyes turn black with red pupil slits* NOOOO
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Dark Pit: *suddenly realizes he's bleeding, like, a lot* I'm fine! I'm good...! Okay, this actually hurts a lot. *flies to IceHome* Hey Au- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYES... ?
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Omg dat reaction
Me: IT'S MY DARK SIDE I GOT! no no just kidding, Β that what my eyes actually looks like HEHEHEH. No seriously that what they really look like. It just takes too much energy to make the fake eyes. UUUUUGH I NEED TO GET VEGETARIAN FOOD NOW! *sighs* I'm actually..... part dragon. That why my eyes look like this
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Dark Pit: *checking flawless fingernails* Hm? Oh, here. *hands tofu* Viridi always keeps it around... Don't worry about your eyes. It doesn't keep you back, I can see that...
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Btw, is your profile picture a picture of Aura? Or someone else?
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My profile pic is SkySong, I really need to get to drawing Aura XD
Me: ........ *slides into the shadow* I feed off of moonlight..... but I do like Tofu a lot..... *yawns* I can feel Hades creeping really closer...
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Dark Pit: Well, if he's creeping closer, we better go kick his fat butt before he gets here! *grabs staff* *opens window* COME ON!Β
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XD That pic is fine- don't worry bout nuthin!
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Me: im, not that tough. I'm just, a failed exprement..... my heart is only glass..... and my powers...... are unstable........ and I have severe depression......
Soshi: I never knew that!
Me: *sighs* it's true...
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Dark Pit: *really down now, also a little angry* A failed experiment? Know what I am? *sighs* I'm not like other people. I see past your flaws. I know a good person when I see one. Really, take my advice, DON'T WORRY. Cut back on big adventure, bulk up in donuts! Hehe, Pit really rubs off on me... *faraway look in eyes* *shakes head a little, relaxes* Really. It doesn't matter. Having unstable powers and an abnormal heart- what does it matter? I see past that stuff. *eyes widen, perks up a little, looks worried* I- I have to go... *shaking a little, grabs staff*
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Me: .....π *suddenly screams* AAAAAAGH! THE CRACK JUST GOT BIGGER *bloodseeps out of her shirt* shooooooooot.......... I really need to get that fixed! *high pitched STATIC* huh? WHAT the heck? I must be sitting on my chainsaw again '-' *holds up chainsaw* too bad I broke it. Or was it Pit who broke it? I can't remember........ oh yeah it was Pit. GOOOD GRIIIEEEF! THAT'S THE ONLY WEAPON I HAD!
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Dark Pit: Ughhh... *hugs really tight* I'm really sorry. I have to go. *looks really scared and sad* *blood running down leg* *flying to Palutena's temple*
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Me: *sighs in loneliness* yup everyone hates me but try to be nice so they make excuses to go...
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