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Published: 2012-12-15 16:29:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 7064; Favourites: 155; Downloads: 27
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Dark Pit: *gets to Palutena's temple, all up in flames* *Hades is firebombing Skyworld* Nooooo!!!! *stabbing Underworld forces, gets knocked unconcious*
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Me: *screeches loudly that it wakes Dark Pit up* I'M COMING TO HEEEEEEEEELP! *running on all fours at Dark Pit like a cheetah* I GOT YOU COVERED I GOT YOU COVERED! *makes a really unbreakable sheild around the two* Hades firebombing this place? Ewwwww. I hate hot temperatures
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Dark Pit: *stabs Ganawmede* I don't mind at all! Thanks for the shield anyway... hehe. I was just thinking how this all started with a snowball. *kills Shildeen* Oh, this feels GREAT!
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Me: oh boy. WHERE'S MY FRICKING INNER PEACE?!
TorchFire: *she's a reeeeaaaaally old oc* did someone say inner peace?!
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Dark Pit: Your inner peace is probably down some toilet. Haven't seen ANY of it since I met you
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Me: *looks extremely offended at Dark Pit's statement* sorry... inner peace is not an OBJECT and I don't think the stewers is a peaceful area.
TorchFire: eh.... GET DUNKED ON DARK PIT! Β *zips into the sun*
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Dark Pit: -_-... *starts stabbing underworld stuff* I guess the temple isn't torn up TOO bad...
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Me: *knocks off every single baddie in sight with just a twitch of her own ear* I guess soo......
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Dark Pit: Hey, thanks! Soo..... temple..... *massively on fire*
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Me: *melts into puddle and the summons a BIG wave of water and puts out the fire. Goes back to normal* *snort*
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Dark Pit: *grinning* Hey, nice! Hehe.... Β *dissapears* NOOOO!
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Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *runs into corner and crying* GOD DAMN- NO ONE ELSE CARED ABOUT ME!
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Dark Pit: *from cage in underworld* WELL IT WASNT MY FAULT!!!!!! *claustrophobia is kicking in* NOOOOOO
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Me: AAAAAAAGGGH I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC! Β *busts Dark Pit outta the horrid cage* IN THE NAME OF MERP I AM CLAUSTROPHOBIC TOO! *tears the cage apart*Β
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Dark Pit: YAAAAAY!!! *does a lot of backflips in the air* WHOAHWHAOHWHOAHWHAOHWHAOH! WOOOOP! *stops backflipping* Haha, THANK you! Ahhh.... *kicks Hades while hes flipping again* *hades's face shatters* Oops. Oh, no, wait.... YAY!!!!
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Me: holy crow....
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Dark Pit: Whoah... hehe.... Pit side, I guess.... *thinking of cloning* 
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Me: PIT side????
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Dark Pit: Yeah............. *puts his head on his knees* I don't like to talk about it......
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Dark Pit: *staring at Aura with those bootyful eyes* Come on! You've NEVER noticed?! I'm a freaking CLONE of Pit. So yeah, whenever something cool happens, I freak. I can't help it. There. NOW do you know my problem or are you too DUMB to understand?!
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Me: *is a little annoyed by the part when dark pit said "are you too DUMB.."*listen you NUMBSKULL, Β I have an IQ of literally 250! *she's truthful about this....* so you seriously want to mess WITH me? Go AHEAD and see what happens! Yeah.... I already KNOOOOOOOOW that you're Pit's clone, it's way too OBVIOUS. *eyebrows furrow* *oh here comes my sassy side* so WHAT? No one really will UNDERSTAND at most this about CLONES! *grabs Dark Pit's shoulders (it's getting real)* for me with an IQ of 250, I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT CLONESSS
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Dark Pit: Well, you don't know EVERYTHING about them.......,.... *looks kind of beaten, head snaps up* *kicks Aura in stomach* We're QUICK!!!! *runs away*
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Me: *unaffected* what the heck is your problem boy??? *snatches his wing before he went faaar* you wanna have a bad time? *lol undertale quote* if so.... *sheepish grin* you may as well not apologize! *tickles Dark Pit's foot*
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Dark Pit:Β Β wat *kicks a lot more* WHY ISNT THIS WORKINGGGGG?!?!?!?!?
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Me: *hears ????? At a distance* oh HI SKYSONG! Β LOOK!
SkySong: who is this lil guy? *she's 8 feet tall* this lil angel? *pinches Dark Pit's cheeks*
Me: HE DOESN'T LIKE THAAAAAAAAT!
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Dark Pit: -_- please stop. *thrashes around, gets face out of skysong's hands* *red marks on cheeks* That girl can really hurt...
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XD
SkySong: *she looks very intimidated* what?!?!?!? *SLAPS THE LIFE OUT OF DARK PIT (but it just knocks him out)*
Me: oml!
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Dark Pit:Β Β DA HECK?! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
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Me: no comment. *picks up Dark Pit and takes him to her TreeHome* I can heal any THING! *just when I said that the bruise goes away* see what I mean
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Dark Pit: Oh yay....
Inside: OH DEAR GOD ITS A SUPER MAJESTIC CREEPY LADY WHO CAN MAKE MY BRUISES GO AWAY. THIS COULD BE HELPFUL
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XD DARK PIT'S MIND JUST CRACKS ME UP!
Me: ey you ok?
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Dark Pit: *rubbing where bruise was* Yeeah... I think...
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Me: oh and I'm not that creepy.... I sensed your aura saying that I seemed a bit creepy to you... yeah I get creeped out about myself sometimes
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Dark Pit: Yeeah... I get that a lot... Pi's pretty creepy too...
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Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I SAW PIT EAT A BULLFROG!
Pit: *eating a BULLFROG* what?!?!
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Dark Pit: Nope... *pulling bullfrog out of Pit's throat* Bullfrogs aren't good for youu!! And Viridi's gonna kill me if I let you eat Ribbit the Bullfrog!!! *Pit swallows Ribbit* NUUUUUUUU
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Me: oml... *her attacks on Pit are HARMLESS to Dark Pit* YOU WANNA HAVE A BAD TIME? CUZ I'M GOING TO HAVE A GREAT TIIIIME! *punches Pit's stomach and makes him spit the frog out*
Pit: UGH! *frog comes flying out and lands on Dark Pit's face*
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Dark Pit: *pulls frog off of face* *throws at Viridi, misses and it hits Aura* O_o...... eee! *runs away*
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Me: umm *throws frog at Viridi* SCORE!
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Dark Pit: *ppeks out from behind tree* your... not gonna kill mee?
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Me: dude.... killing is for losers! *kicks a 300 pound boulder at a tree (not the tree Dark Pit is hiding from) and blows it up with a fire ball* DOUBLE SCORE
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Dark Pit: *is very scared of how powerful Aura is* *sweating* Ummm... *Soshi cuddles him*
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Soshi: fear not my friend.... as long as you are her ally, she won't hurt you... and you are her allyΒ
Me: *gives Dark Pit a towel for the sweating* dude.... it's not hot, I don't know what's wrong, you scared of something?Β
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Dark Pit's Mind (here we go again): oh crap... she can totally see my fear... she's watching... staring...Β
Dark Pit: I SAW YOU IN MY WINDOW THAT ONE NIGHT *runs away*
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Me: WTFFFFFFFFFFF *runs in the opposite direction where Dark Pit ran* THAT KIDIS WEIRD! *rolls up into a very small ball, about the size of Dark Pit's fist* WHY DO I HAVE TO BE TERRIFIED OF THE WHOLE WOOOOOORLLLLLLLLLLLLD?!?!
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Dark Pit: *panting behind tree*
Dark Pit's Mind (oh yeah): Apologize to her, jerk! You're such a jerk! JERRRRRRRK!!!
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Me: *literally screaming in her head* Β oiiiii!
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Dark Pit: *sigh*
Dark Pit's Mind: Jerk...
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Me: AUGHGGGGGGH AUGHGGGGGGH AUGHGGGGGGH AUGHGGGGGGH AUGHGGGGGGH AUGHGGGGGGH *screams*
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