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Published: 2006-08-11 01:47:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 165; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 2
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The Poohba
Crap demon

When in threat the demon may call forth dark powers with his Pooh Stick and transform into a stinky lump of crap...with wings.
Sightings report the demon found wandering the roads of Perfume Mountain.

Rarity: [XXXXO] = Very rare.

[It says "Wings to fan stink to enemy"]
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Comments: 182

mikely In reply to ??? [2006-08-13 15:34:23 +0000 UTC]

Wouldn't that make you my muse?, lol

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-08-13 17:15:11 +0000 UTC]

hehehe, perhaps...

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-08-15 00:21:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh...so you don't know either, (damn, I thought it was my day to find out what a muse was....meh)

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-08-15 01:07:25 +0000 UTC]

Wait, you don't know what a muse is?!


lol I'll be your muse... :sings: you're the meaning in my life, you're the in-spir-AYYY-tion!!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-08-15 21:57:11 +0000 UTC]

Ooooo (I thought a muse was a type of food* but this is much better)....*relaxes more and takes in the praise*

*mistakes it for musli

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-08-15 22:31:01 +0000 UTC]

lol muse is a type of food? Go ahead, boy, you can eat me. XD XD XD hah, aren't I just the little perv again?

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-08-16 12:20:22 +0000 UTC]

ooo...you lil minx, you... alas as much I want to, I'm a devoted man, Ms Sun Maid is a strict lady. She won't let me get my sweets from any other honey pot. I'd leave her but, damn it, I love my raisins...

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-08-16 12:27:51 +0000 UTC]

XD damn those raisins...

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-08-20 22:34:17 +0000 UTC]

Damn em?! You can't woman... I've tried. Revenge by raisins is harsh, man....harsh!

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-08-21 00:31:19 +0000 UTC]

I will slay thine raisins mercilessly!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-08-25 01:25:40 +0000 UTC]

Don't!! They'll kill you!! Please... you can't win against them.
Theres just too many, you just...can't.
It's alright, I'm alright... as long as we obey them, we'll be alright...
So please, just stay, stay... by me...

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-08-25 01:50:31 +0000 UTC]

*stays* surely we can defeat them somehow!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-08-27 08:36:10 +0000 UTC]

Maybe once I would have, when I was still strong, nubile and viluptious...but ....those days are gone, man!! Wake up! We can't defeat them... nobody can, lets just accept our doom.

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-08-27 13:42:30 +0000 UTC]

You're a pussy! Get off your lazy pussy nancy-boy ass and fight them!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-08-28 23:59:38 +0000 UTC]

fight them?! FIGHT THEM!?!?! With what man!! I'm not saying I can't eat em all, I can, but...damn it, these are JEANS, not STRETCHABLE pants...

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-08-29 00:54:35 +0000 UTC]

Then take off the jeans!! They are simply a hindrance!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-08-30 00:30:00 +0000 UTC]

My GOD! Woman! You're right!!
*strips and eats all the raisins*
Finally they're all gone...
*Pin drops*
...my god...what have I done?! I've wiped out all the raisins...I love raisins... now how will I satisfy my cravins...I...I don't think I can live anymore.
*bawls out*

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-08-30 00:48:33 +0000 UTC]

*whips out her perverted side* eat me instead!


XD

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-08-30 23:44:45 +0000 UTC]

*nibbles on her for a bit* ...it's just not the same... *sniff*

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-08-30 23:54:05 +0000 UTC]

*cries* I never was good enough for you!!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-08-31 16:00:58 +0000 UTC]

?!... (Ah crap, nothing good comes from eating all the raisins...)....um....don't cry..?...there there...

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-08-31 16:39:49 +0000 UTC]

no one ever wants to eat me...

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-09-02 02:30:58 +0000 UTC]

um...piranhas? ^_^;

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-09-02 02:47:23 +0000 UTC]

not even piranhas...

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-09-08 01:50:19 +0000 UTC]

really? Pirahnas dont?...not even a nibble?

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-09-08 02:17:49 +0000 UTC]

Not even a nibble

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-09-08 19:07:01 +0000 UTC]

Wow....I dunno what to say....have you tried seasoning yourself? Marinade?

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-09-08 19:41:35 +0000 UTC]

Aye, nothing works

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-09-11 16:45:52 +0000 UTC]

well maybe it's cos you're not meant to be eaten... Maybe instead you're meant to be the eater! Y'know, a giver rather than a taker...?

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-09-11 17:18:18 +0000 UTC]

I've given so much, never received

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-09-15 02:13:10 +0000 UTC]

OI!! Isn't satisfaction enough?! I mean look at Santa! He gives to all kids but asks nowt back!(...cept the rest of the year with the elfs...poor elfs)

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-09-15 04:30:38 +0000 UTC]

Not satisfaction when you're dumped on the street right after...

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-09-15 23:36:49 +0000 UTC]

...uh....er...unless!...Unless you're thrown on the streets AND then you find a c-note (thats $50 for you americanoes right?) in your mouth after kissing the floor, then you'll think glad I got thrown on the streets!

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-09-15 23:41:09 +0000 UTC]

but that's never happened for me...

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-09-16 00:23:50 +0000 UTC]

Thats cos you're not optimistic enough!! Don't say it's never happened for me, say I can't wait for that to happen to me!!

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-09-16 00:30:43 +0000 UTC]

lol...but...but it hurts to hit the street!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-09-17 22:46:34 +0000 UTC]

a lot of things hurt, but you gotta brace yourself and take the grunt!

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-09-17 22:47:41 +0000 UTC]

Aye... lol... why so much pain for teh Emily?

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-09-19 00:17:15 +0000 UTC]

Cos dammit, you need to toughen up so Ross will get back with you and leave that slag Rachel (even if she has nice hair)!
(you watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S right?)

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-09-19 03:56:06 +0000 UTC]

lol...but I prefer Joey!!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-09-19 16:50:32 +0000 UTC]

Ofcourse you prefer Joey, we all prefer Joey and therein lies the problem... HES MINE!! BACK OFF!!!

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-09-19 21:36:45 +0000 UTC]

NEVER!!! I claimed him years ago!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-09-20 17:33:05 +0000 UTC]

(Damn!)...well, I GET CHANDLER!!

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-09-20 19:06:18 +0000 UTC]

Huh? WAIT! NO!! I WANT HIM!!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-09-21 10:02:15 +0000 UTC]

WHA?!?! You can't have all three blokes!! ...uh....well....I GET ALL THE LADIES!!

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-09-21 12:18:17 +0000 UTC]

lol fine by me!! I hate them!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-09-25 00:51:31 +0000 UTC]

You're only saying that cause you're jealous!

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-09-28 18:09:28 +0000 UTC]

look who's talking, joey and chandler stealer!!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2006-10-04 17:50:41 +0000 UTC]

What are you talking about you hussy! You're the one that usurped them from me!

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2006-10-05 11:37:43 +0000 UTC]

So it seemed! But the fact you had them to begin with means you stole them straight from the studio yourself!

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