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mikely In reply to ??? [2007-04-29 03:01:16 +0000 UTC]

everyone is, they realise that their's can never match up to mine in beaty and they're terrified... but I think I know what the problem was now!

I think it was your willy...

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-04-29 03:08:05 +0000 UTC]

I have no willy, and I HAVE NO SON!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-04-29 04:17:17 +0000 UTC]

when did son enter this conversation?! ...so whats your kid's name?

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-04-29 04:33:32 +0000 UTC]

YOU were my son...until...until...the ACCIDENT.

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-04-30 01:04:51 +0000 UTC]

What Accident?!!? I still HAVE a WILLY!!!

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-04-30 01:06:55 +0000 UTC]

Yes...but you have a VAGINA as well, now!!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-04-30 01:20:46 +0000 UTC]

so....WTH am I?!

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-04-30 01:56:43 +0000 UTC]

A HERMAPHRODITE!!!!!!!!!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-05-01 02:51:44 +0000 UTC]

O,O

...hmm...so does this mean I can do myself?

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-05-01 03:40:40 +0000 UTC]

If you did, you'd birth clones!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-05-03 18:11:33 +0000 UTC]

yeah... but I was thinking more about the awesome sex I'd have with myself, I dunno if I'm ready to unleash a horde of lil mikes unto the world, I'm just so awesome I dunno if the world can handle it

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-05-03 20:21:50 +0000 UTC]

You would implode upon yourself!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-05-10 05:44:48 +0000 UTC]

You mean.... my testicles would just... deflate??
Or are you meaning explode, like an explosion of climax?

Also I'm promoting my tshirt design, vote for it NOW!!!
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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-05-10 12:58:26 +0000 UTC]

Your testicles, penis, would implode and then the rest of you would explode!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-05-17 04:45:34 +0000 UTC]

So my manly bits would turn into womenly bits and then I'd explode?

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-05-17 14:16:15 +0000 UTC]

No, rather, you would implode upon yourself and become a black hole!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-05-26 16:59:46 +0000 UTC]

wow, a black ho you say, ooo might do it now then, but I haven't thought up a ho name yet... and who'll be my pimp?! or am I gonna be one of them independent ho's

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-05-26 17:02:42 +0000 UTC]

Velvet Jones has a video series to help you out!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-05-26 18:31:57 +0000 UTC]

Wow! Too bad I live in uk, so there's no chance of me ever getting this... I'll never be the greatest black ho I was born to be! *sobs*

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-05-26 18:39:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh, you poor dear, I'm sure there's a UK version of it just for you!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-05-28 01:06:05 +0000 UTC]

sure, but...it just wont be the same...sigh

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-05-28 04:24:24 +0000 UTC]

Then I shall import you to the US so you can achieve your dreams!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-05-29 18:21:04 +0000 UTC]

I'm pretty big and heavy, how much is that gonna cost?? I'd mention my claustriphobic tendencies but to achieve my dream of being a black ho, then I brave it through!

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-05-30 02:54:32 +0000 UTC]

We have student loans and financial aid services here at Velvet Jones I-Wanna-Be-A-Ho Industries.

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-05-31 04:09:04 +0000 UTC]

YAY!! Ok, sign me up for it, but first I need some porno, a scummy hotel room and some lube... time to make love to myself!

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-05-31 12:36:16 +0000 UTC]

Anal lube, too?

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-06-03 09:36:47 +0000 UTC]

Anal lube?!? Is my vagina that dry?!

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-06-03 15:36:07 +0000 UTC]

We like the friction!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-06-06 20:20:02 +0000 UTC]

We?! Are you some kind of wierd voyeur fulfilling some dark desire at watching me do myself?! OR... are you my conjoined twin that I haven't noticed all this time?? Ooooo the drama intensifies!!

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-06-08 16:51:37 +0000 UTC]

You never noticed me!?!?!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-06-15 21:24:54 +0000 UTC]

Well it's not like you're really noticable, you dont really light up the room when you walk in... how do I say this, you're quite...plain

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-06-16 02:06:34 +0000 UTC]

Plain?!?! PLAIN!?!?! I AM BETTER THAN CANNED BREAD, SIR!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-06-18 14:59:18 +0000 UTC]

Probably, seeing that a lot of things are better than canned bread... I mean who wants to put bread in a can

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-06-18 15:45:02 +0000 UTC]

Are you KIDDING ME?! Canned bread is ORGASMIC.

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-06-24 00:45:40 +0000 UTC]

Clearly you haven't felt a true orgasm if canned bread does it for you

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-06-24 01:09:58 +0000 UTC]

*cries* It's true! I've never had a non-self-induced orgasm!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-07-24 04:26:58 +0000 UTC]

Not even when you watch House figure out the episodes epidemic?

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-07-24 16:55:15 +0000 UTC]

Scrubs is so much better

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-07-30 03:44:59 +0000 UTC]

WTH!?!?!?!??!?! NO WAY!

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-07-30 03:46:23 +0000 UTC]

SRSLY

YA WAI

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-09-25 09:31:57 +0000 UTC]

No Way! It lacks the stone cold wit of Gregory House! And the hot eye candy that is Cameron. And Chase's boyish good looks and that hilarious australian accent. And well Foreman adds the black factor.

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-09-25 11:23:54 +0000 UTC]

Scrubs has a janitor!

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mikely In reply to emeemo [2007-10-23 19:15:49 +0000 UTC]

SO DOES HOUSE!! season 2 ppl, get with it...
AND! AND!!! House has a CRIPPLE!! that cripple being house doesn't change that fact, it just makes it better!

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emeemo In reply to mikely [2007-10-23 20:33:53 +0000 UTC]

CRIPPLE FIIIIIIGHT!

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frankiebiscuit In reply to emeemo [2007-10-23 21:40:39 +0000 UTC]

CRIPPLE FIIIIIIGGGGHHHTT!!!
Lets throw in some midgets to get em fiestier!

(btw this is mikely, I changed accounts... BOOBIES!!!)

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emeemo In reply to frankiebiscuit [2007-10-24 03:11:20 +0000 UTC]

ORLY

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frankiebiscuit In reply to emeemo [2007-10-24 04:45:10 +0000 UTC]

Orly?? ORLY ORLY OXEN FREE!!!

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emeemo In reply to frankiebiscuit [2007-10-24 20:13:19 +0000 UTC]

NO WAI MAN NO WAI

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frankiebiscuit In reply to emeemo [2007-10-28 22:08:24 +0000 UTC]

(bloody hell, the way kids talk these days...sigh) ... ... ... ...WAY WAY WAY!

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emeemo In reply to frankiebiscuit [2007-10-28 22:21:05 +0000 UTC]

UR WRONG

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