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Published: 2006-08-11 01:47:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 165; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 2
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Inspired by a comment byThe Poohba
Crap demon
When in threat the demon may call forth dark powers with his Pooh Stick and transform into a stinky lump of crap...with wings.
Sightings report the demon found wandering the roads of Perfume Mountain.
Rarity: [XXXXO] = Very rare.
[It says "Wings to fan stink to enemy"]
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No way, the series is finished and I was the one who took care of them and loved them after the studios kicked them out onto the street...
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Psssssh, you took them from their parents, right from the womb, and ABC never got to see how they'd handle life on their own thanks to your mothering!
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Hey! I was a great mother...albiet the milk sucking was an awkward problem, I did great! And screw ABC, they never reached D, the bastards
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They tried to raise them for as long as they could, though! But once they reached 9, it was too much for them to bear! It is not like they didn't try!
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Tryings one thing and doing it's another! And they just didn't do it... the shame
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Psssh, they were never given hardly the chance to! The world was against them...
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This Summer... a tale of love and betrayal, honour and loyalty, good vs Ben Afflecks chin... the World was against them...and they were against the World.... Two heroes battle it out against the odds... all action, all nudity, all maracca weilding monkeys will finish the ultimate quest for the golden burrito in Steven Spielberg's latest blockbuster hit: Eating Tigers
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*dies laughing*
That was just...fucking brilliant...
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Oh noes... my wit was so terrible she died... bastard! My mum says I'm good and she says thats all that matters!! *sniff, he wipes a tear from the corner of his eye*
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Your mum isn't even alive anymore! She's on a plank of wood on my mantle!!
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Mamman...? You Villainous Villain!! Scoundrel! How dare you do that!!?! I will have my revenge!
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BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Your revenge shall ne'er even hurt me in the least!
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that may be so... but I don't think your cat will like it when I pee on him...
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Grrrr you have no idea what my pussy likes! You never understood her!
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O.O Mus is most certainly a GIRL!!
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Girl...? omg, I'm gonna have to go to jail now, don't I?!
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Awww... Thanks! and to think, I almost killed you to cover up that I like to do kittens...
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YES!! Now that we've established how to 'say' what, can you spell it ma'am. Not so easy is it? Now take it slow, let us start with the first letter, what does it sound like? wuh, wuh, wuh...
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What's up? I didn't say anything... *cue in weird scary ominous noise and weird scary ominous music*
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What's the matter? You don't feel you have the groove to jam to it?
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Oh, I have the groove. Like, a thousand times more groove than you!
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More like one over a thousand times the groove that I have! (Yeah, you had to go with the math insults!!)
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Either I've written it wrong (which I'm sure I haven't) or you didn't do so well in Math...
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OVERULLED!! On the grounds that I'm right and I'm just that awesome
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Psssssssssh I am over nine thousand times any awesomeness that you might be!
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Perhaps it could be true... EXCEPT that awesome folk don't feel they need to affirm it so strongly (confirm some might say you're doing) because we know the world acknowledges our awesomeness and in turn are in awe of it, we're elitists like that.
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You're just too afraid to admit your un-awesomeness.
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Afraid? Afraid?! See these... They're brass, man. BRASS BALLS! No scared man owns brass balls and do you know why? Because they're too damn heavy to run away with!
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My ovaries are made of a titanium alloy.
Bitch.
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Eww... sigh, castration these days, I remember back when it was just a snip and lolly
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Well, telling you now won't do much but yeah it once was. Sigh... Americans...
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There is nothing in my history book about such a thing!
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Yeah, but your history books are crazy! Now, I'm not supposed to say this cos of your gov's propaganda conspiracy to rewrite history but....
- Oompa Loompas don't exist
- rainbows aren't created from the blood of 100 hippies
- Batteries do grow from the 'Bat Tree', it doesn't exist
and finally and most importantly...
- Pi is NOT 3 you retards
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What on earth would you know about the great Oompa Loompas?!!
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I know lots, see, once I travelled to great and distant lands to ask the Great Oompa Loompa for marital advice but to my dismay, I had found out that it was all a marketing sham to boost Charlies Chocolate sales... DAMN YOU WONKA!!
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But Charlie was too poor to have any chocolate, it was all Willy's idea!
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that's a lie he tells! Willys can't talk, I tried talking to mine but nothing...
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Well at least mine doesn't randomly spurt out golden showers at awkward moments like yours
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Oh what the hell, I don't have a willy!
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What?! ...really? Dammit... sorry for being surprised but it's just I saw Derrick after his date with you and to be honest the man was terrified. I just assumed, I mean, only one thing can get a man that terrified like that. Terrified or curious. If you don't have a knob then... why was Derrick so horrified?
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He was terrified because he saw your face!
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