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Entegra: I just can't eat things that are my childrens age when they died!Matt: She's only a day old...
Entegra: Yeah, that's what I said. Is there a problem with my suffering?
Fly: mmph!(I can't breathe!)
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Matt:*had been shopping with Cosmo and some of the other members of the comic and upon noticing Andross starts running away* Nopenopenopenope!
Cosmo: Matt! Where are you going, you need to stop him!
Ben: I really don't think he's going to be useful on this one, he really doesn't like that monkey. Seriously though, why does everyone hate foxes in this series?
Synder:*grabs Ben and flies upwards* We'll try and stop Andross the rest of you try and find Luigifan and the others they're probably after him as well.*begins pursuit after Andross*
Tora: Sorry sis, guess we aren't getting cake.
Tori: (Damn, stupid monkey head...)
Cosmo: Huh? You say something?
Tori: N-Nothing!
*meanwhile*
Just as the wasp was about to begin laying it's eggs something fishy falls on it
???:*flops around for a bit before drying off at which point the fishy creature suddenly has legs and stands up* Huhh...?
*Cosmo and the others arrive and naturally assume this strange person is an attacker. She is of course standing over their friend and has some stuff splattered on her*
Cosmo: Hold it right there!
???: Nyuh?
Collin:*is suddenly acting strange... er* My hovercraft is full of eels.
???: Uhhps...
Cosmo: Erm... I don't understand anything going on right now.
Tori: It seems that it knows how to push Collin's stupidity button. Weather it knows what it's doing seems to be the question.
???: Grr...*it seems to hate being referred to as it* Have name...
Tora:*suffering from Collin's problem* Sis? When did you become the god of beer?
Tori:*understandably creeped out by this*
Cosmo: Stop messing with our friends you fiend!
???: Can't. Voice crazy. Still. Name. Nessie.
Collin: Her voice is crazy alright, all i hear is wharglebargle!*falls over*
Nessie: Sorry.
Cosmo: This is getting really out of hand, and our only enemy can't even tell us what's going on? And I thought this was going to be one of the simple missions.T.T
Tori: And yet it seems that we might be able to use her...
Cosmo: Um, I really don't think we should be recruiting from the enemy. That only works with medieval lords dealing with crazy dragon people.
Tori: Well, I don't think she's with them, in fact she seems to be more confused than Collin.
Collin: Allo? Yes this is crab.
Tori: And we seem to be unaffected. So it only works on simple minded people or boys. Andross at least fulfills the latter so it's worth a shot.
Nessie: Boys'r dumb. Always crazy.
*having recovered Annie, the group brings Nessie with them and head to join up with Luigifan... only they don't know where he is*
Tori: Why do things like this keep happening.
Cosmo:*leaves Tori to fester while she contacts Cassandra*
*meanwhile*
Synder:*dodging attacks to the best of her ability*
Ben:*having a hard time using a gun stronger than a pistol with one hand*
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*Meanwhile, in Bowser's Castle, Lindsay is spying on Eggman and Mysto conversing...*
Mysto: So, how's the Lost Hex project proceeding?
Eggman: I just managed to get the assistance of the planet's toughest hooligans, the Deadly Six! With their help, rounding up the Wisps will be a snap!
Mysto: Ah ha ha! That's excellent! With their Hyper Go-on power, we'll be able to utterly raze Vatican City until not even dust remain s- *Mysto's phone rings, and she answers it.* Hello? Andross? How was your attack? Ooh, you got Flora? Excellent, I can't wait to watch her die! And Sonja too? Oh, Grodus will be delighted- wait, what? You're under attack? I'll be right there! *Mysto warps out, leaving Eggman alone.*
Lindsay: 
*meanwhile*
Annie: What the... *Annie notices the wasp about to sting her.* 
Cassandra: *Cassandra arrives just in time to notice the wasp attacking Annie and fry it with her heat vision.* Annie! Are you all right?
Annie: *Annie finishes healing herself and gets up with a groan.* Ugh... Phew... Thanks for saving me... *Annie turns and notices Tori and Cosmo, who were apparently oblivious to the wasp.* And... uh... thanks for talking that fish out of attacking? But Flora and Sonja are still in danger... Andross is getting away!!! *Annie runs to her Flygon's side and begins healing its injuries.*
*Meanwhile, Margaret, having been alerted to the situation by Arthur, catches up to Andross and attempts to attack him, only to be stung by a wasp and fall to the ground, unnoticed and paralyzed. The wasp follows her down and proceeds to start laying eggs... At the same time, Mysto appears from out of nowhere.*
Mysto: Avada Estus Peto Kadavera! *Mysto launches an orb of green light that homes in on Synder and strikes her dead, knocking Ben out of the sky in the process. As soon as she does, though, she is tackled by Luigifan and Dragonlite (who witnessed the whole thing, and were so distracted by it that they were oblivious to Margaret's plight).*
Luigifan: OH F***ING HELL NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!!!! *Luigifan starts punching Mysto repeatedly.*
Mysto: Get off, pest! *Mysto blows Luigifan and Dragonlite away with a violent wind spell.*
Luigifan: Wretched sorceress! You'll pay for what you've done!!!
Mysto: Pah! You're not saving the Belnades clan this time! I'll shoot you down too! Розбий в неминучий натиск! (Rozbyy̆ v nemynuchyy̆ natysk!) *Mysto casts Magic Missile Maelstrom , bombarding Luigifan and Dragonlite with undodgeable missiles.* [The incantation was, as always , a Ukrainian phrase. This time, it was "Shatter within the inescapable onslaught!"]
Luigifan: ACK!
Mysto: Heh heh heh- *Suddenly, Mysto is caught in a Dragonbreath attack.* GAH!!!
Annie: *flies past on her Flygon, with Cassandra right beside her* Come on, we have to catch Andross!!!
Luigifan: Right!!! *Luigifan follows after Annie and Cassandra.*
Mysto: You... You won't escape from me! I'll kill you all!!! *Mysto chases after Andross's pursuers, still spraying them all with magic missiles.*
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This is what happens when I try to incorporate the plot of Sonic Lost World without knowing what's going on...
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Ben:*uses a phoenix down on Synder* What the hell is your problem! I haven't gotten a single shot of-*accidently pulls the trigger on the assault riffle*
Matt:*gunned down from above*
Ben: Oops.
Synder: Just like a Disgaea villain, kill the weak link, get buried by the strong.*throws Ben upwards*
Ben:*pelts Mysto with explosive rounds* I will personally tear you apart for trying to kill my girlfriend. After all you deserve a reward for killing a dragon.
Synder:*accidently misses on grabbing Ben* ...
Ben:*lands on Matt and gets up somewhat fine. Matt however just lost another life. Thankfully Ben notices a wasp flying away from the ground, after blasting it Ben rushes to the spot it came from* All this disgusting horror. I remember when this stuff was exclusive to the climaxes.
*meanwhile*
C+T+N:*Have accidentally been left behind*
Cosmo: In their haste they... Just left us behind...
Tori: We probably should have gotten something to fly with...
Collin: No Tori, you are the flying thing.*and then Tori was the flying thing in Collin's warped sense of reality*
Tori: Can't you turn him back?
Nessie: No. Voice do it.
Cosmo: Why do we keep meeting people with broken english?*decides they might have no choice but to travel by foot*
Altair: How long have you been ignoring me?
Cosmo:*ignores Altair hoping he'll leave if they ignore him*
Altair: AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE THE PERSON WHOSE GOING TO STOP THESE BUG THINGS!*violently shakes Cosmo*
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Luther: *Luther is breathing heavily, having just caught up with Cosmo, and notices Altair.* ...Oh, thank God Lily isn't here...
*Meanwhile, Bomberman is talking to Felicia...*
Bomberman: Argh! I can't find Pommy anywhere! Have you seen him?
Felicia: 
*Meanwhile, back at the Pikachu Cave...*
[Note: This scene was originally written a long time ago, during the time when Lily was pregnant with Carnation, shortly after Pommy had done something really, really awful. Also, the Light Demons and Happy Sperm Club were both trying to murder Linus and his family at the time, and Lily had gotten disintegrated by Vega during the action, forcing her to flee back to the Pikachu Cave. I couldn't find any existing role-plays to squeeze this scene in, but I really wanted to depict it somehow. It's been pushed several months ahead in the timeline as a result, and Lily isn't pregnant during this rewritten, time-shifted version of the scene.]
Lily: *Lily is fast asleep, recovering from a previous battle.*
Regulus: *Regulus has snuck into Lily's chamber and is attempting to kill her with a wooden stake while she sleeps. Regulus chuckles softly to himself when he sees how vulnerable Lily is.* This is just too easy...
Lily: *Lily wakes up to see Regulus standing over her, but is unable to move.* Ugh... What does he think he's up to? It's not like he can- *Lily trails off as she sees the wooden stake.* ...hurt... me... *whimper* >_<; ...Damn. I'm boned.
Regulus: More like "staked". *Regulus prepares his blade to cut off Lily's head after driving the stake in.*
Lily: *sigh* I'm about to be killed. And nobody's here to help me. Why bother with pedantics? *groan* Carnation... I'm sorry... Mom... Dad... Legault... Take care of my daughter for me... I'm sorry I can't be there for her...
Regulus: She'll join you very soon, Lily... *Regulus begins to drive the stake towards Lily's chest, only to be grabbed by a pair of rabbit-like ears and hurled away, causing the stake to land on top of Lily without causing any real damage.*
Lily: Wha? *With a great deal of effort, Lily looks up to see that the one who saved her is none other than... Pommy?!?*
Pommy: ...This isn't funny anymore. You really think I'd actually let one of my friends get hurt? Fat chance!!! *Pommy is standing beside Lily's coffin, ears sparking threateningly, a deadly serious look on his face.*
Regulus: What the - you?!? Pommy?!? The harmless little squirt who amuses himself by putting his friends in mortal peril?!? Don't make me laugh!
Pommy: ...I only put my friends in mortal peril 'cause I know that they can get themselves out, and when they can't, my other friends will be able to get them back out of it anyways. If they couldn't, it wouldn't be funny. I may be a fun-loving fool and a bit of a fraidy-cat... I may be a bit too fond of seeing looks of panic and rage for my own good... I'll admit it - I can be an oafish jerk. But don't you dare call me harmless! And don't you dare accuse me of lacking chivalry! I'm just as much a hero as my idol Bomberman! And when push comes to shove, I will stand up to defend my friends!
Lily: ...Pommy?!?
Pommy: *Pommy's attention is still firmly on Regulus. He electrifies his ears and swings them around dramatically like nunchuks.* To quote your boss, playtime is over! I'm the only one who's here to protect my friend, so I'm stepping up to the plate! *Pommy spins his electrified ears around again in a threatening gesture.* You don't scare me, Regulus! I will not allow you to harm Lily Natchralli!!!
Regulus: Pah! Very well, protégé of Bomberman! I'll sweep you aside! *Regulus lunges at Pommy.*
Pommy: Kya! *That wasn't a cry of fear - it was a kiai . Pommy stands his ground and deflects Regulus's attack with his ears, charging them with electricity to repel Regulus's blades and avoid being injured while engaging in a sort of blade lock, then charges up more electricity and blows Regulus backwards.*
Regulus: *Regulus is so taken by surprise that he bounces painfully along the ground; however, he only bounces once before righting himself, performing a Viewtiful Joe-style ukemi on the second bounce, and skidding to a smooth, graceful stop.* Wha...
Pommy: *Pommy leaps at Regulus and swings his electrified ears at him, knocking Regulus into the wall.* Owned, fool!
Regulus: *Regulus slowly peels off of the wall in a fashion that he's going to land flat on his face, but manages to land on his feet instead.* Kuh... Lucky shot... *Regulus angrily tosses several bombs at Pommy.*
Pommy: *Pommy beats them all back by hitting them with his ears, as though his ears were tennis rackets and the bombs were tennis balls.*
Regulus: *Regulus leaps up into the air, away from the blasts, and hovers in place with his jetpacks momentarily.* Grr... I don't have time to demolish you! *Regulus flies over Pommy's head, readying the stake, and dives towards Lily, thrusting his stake towards Lily's heart in a solid imitation of Link's famous downwards thrust.*
Lily: *gulp* *wince* Oh, snap...
Pommy: To take a phrase from Johnny's book, I don't think so! *Pommy leaps up onto Lily's coffin, quickly charges up a ball of electricity between his ears, then leaps at Regulus once he's within range and shoves the ball into him, blasting Regulus into the wall yet again.*
Regulus: *Regulus glows black and surrounds himself in a small black hole, consuming the chunk of wall he's embedded in (much like Orion blows open a hole in the wall to make his entrance before fighting you in Bomberman 64), then drops to the ground, landing smoothly on his feet.* Tch. I've underestimated you. Prepare to meet your fate. *Regulus lunges at Pommy again, glowing black.*
Pommy: *Pommy does a front-flip and shoots a pair of crescent electricity blades from his ears at Regulus, shorting out his armor.*
Regulus: *Regulus collapses as his jetpack malfunctions.* W-what? Grrr... *In a fit of anger, Regulus forces his blades and jetpack back into working condition through sheer willpower (he's a robot; they're part of his body), then attacks Pommy again.*
Pommy: *Pommy coolly deflects the attack and counters it.* Heh! You won't beat me!
(Pommy's theme: "Dare to be Stupid" by Weird Al Yankovic )
*meanwhile*
Mysto: *Mysto's ears twitch as she dodges Ben's shots.* Did I just hear... that terrible wretched no-good...
Annie:
Mysto: *Mysto flies off towards the skyscraper where Cosmo is.* ALTAAAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE, FILTHY CHRISTIAN!!!! *Mysto focuses all of her magic missiles on Altair, as well as casting dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Veles_Missil… ">Veles Missile, trying to kill him as swiftly and painfully as possible. Due to the nature of the Magic Missile Maelstrom and Veles Missile spells, none of the missiles hit Cosmo, though several of them come uncomfortably close.*
Luther: ._.; Take cover! *hides behind the elevator*
*meanwhile*
Luigifan: What just happened?
Cassandra: I think Mysto got distracted. Come on, let's keep moving!
*Meanwhile, Ben gets lost in the cornfield Margaret landed in, running right past her without realizing it.*
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Altair: On the contrary, I am already dead! Nobody shall kill the Belnades, because I WILL BE THE ONE TO SLIT THEIR THROATS!*throws his crosses at the missiles to stop them and charges at Mysto*
Nessie: He do this often?
Cosmo: It's pretty much his thing to show up and complicate matters. Though it's not like him to fight for other people, it's rather out of character for him.
Altair: It isn't OOC if I haven't had my personality set.
Tori: So now he's a joker. Would the cartoonist just stop messing around and keep his facts straight?!
Altair: Would you rather die now then? Either shut up and kill the witch or lie there and let me kill you later.*kicks Mysto away and flies off with Cosmo*
Cosmo: Why meeeee!?!
Altair: I need a shield from your friends, isn't it obvious?
Nessie: JEEERRRK!*follows Altair*
Tori:*left to deal with Mysto by herself and two currently mentally impaired freaks* Heh... I can just leave right?
*meanwhile*
Synder:*rather angry and with Ben on the ground she is free to lash out at Andross. Presently she is spitting fire balls at his eyes* Stupid, psychotic, MONKEY HEAD!
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Mysto: *to Tori* Our rematch will have to wait until later... *Mysto chases after Altair, still bombarding him with missiles.*
Luther: ...Wait, did he just say he was going to kill us?!?
*meanwhile*
Andross: Gahhh! You fool! *After shaking off his stunned state (and getting blasted a lot in the process), Andross attacks Synder with a bolt of lightning from his fingertips.* Grrrrrrr... I won't let you foil my plans! *Andross flees again, this time into Bowser's Castle.*
Annie: Quick, after him-
Cosmo: HELP!!!!
Luigifan: Oh, what now- *Luigifan turns and notices Altair trying to use Cosmo as a shield against Mysto's magic missiles, only for the missiles to swerve around Cosmo and hit Altair anyways.* Good grief!!!! Not that prat again... what the hell is he up to?!?
Tails: *Tails flies onto the scene in the Tornado.* What's going on- 0_O; Cosmo!!! *Tails isn't sure what to do, as he'd likely only end up shooting Cosmo if he attempted to shoot Altair down.*
Annie: Argh!!! If we don't stay on Andross's tail, Flora and Sonja are goners!!!
*Meanwhile in Bowser's Castle*
Andross: *Andross approaches his laboratory, still carrying Flora and Sonja, and deposits them inside.* Heh heh heh... You will both meet your ends here! Now, to throw off the pursuit... *Andross leaves the room and proceeds to exit Bowser's Castle.*
Lindsay: *As soon as Andross leaves, Lindsay enters, opens up a portal, and starts trying to push Flora through, only to get stung and collapse.*
Flora: *Flora's eyes start welling up in tears, as she's now not certain if her friends will be able to rescue her.*
Animaster: *stepping out from the shadows* I have got to tell Bowser about this!
Lindsay: *thinking* Crap.
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Altair: Don't you have a cat to neuter witch? What difference does it make if I kill your mortal enemies? After all, you certainly have been doing a horrible job at it and you are letting someone else kill them as well.
Nessie:*yelling loudly from below in an attempt to mess with Altair's head... Which would be good if there weren't some other male characters with more vulnerable minds* Stupid angel freak who suddenly got young again!
Altair: For the lord's sake shut up you idiotic fish! You're annoying me to know end!... What? (Did i really just say "to know end"?)
Nessie: I told you he was stupid.
Tori:*had no choice but to follow* What the hell are you even doing?
Nessie: ... (It seems like there is another idiot here too.) I'm an idol! You should already know why i don't talk much!
Tori: You aren't exactly the silent type from my point of view...
Nessie: Well some people do deserve to have their minds screwed with a little... Sorry about your friends though.
Collin: Yer arse is grarse an ahm a grass man.
Tori: !: Everyone get away she's a walking madness machine!
Nessie: Only when I talk.
Cosmo: Which is a lot... Wait, stop talking! Altair might drop me!
*meanwhile*
Synder:*kicks Andross in the forehead* Are you finally done running? Today was supposed to be a nice day, then you show up and scare off Matt and proceed to use wasps to kill our friends. For that I'm going to deep fry you brain until it's charcoal!*continues her assault*
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*meanwhile, in the Pikachu Cave...*
Lily: *Lily manages to muster up the strength to take out her phone and call Legault while Pommy and Regulus continue to fight.* Hello? Legault? It's me, Lily. I'm under attack- Regulus infiltrated my chamber with a wooden stake. Unfortunately, I'm too tired to move... I'd already be dead by now, except that Pommy's defending me. Yes, you heard that right... Pommy is protecting me. From Regulus. ...Yes, I'll really appreciate it if you could come ASAP. Hopefully I'll still be here by the time you arrive... Yes, Carnation's fine. I knew I wouldn't be able to protect her if something awful happened in my last clash with the Chi Trinity, so I left her with your parents before confronting Persephone. By the time the Light Demons find Carnation, you should have already been able to pick her up. I'm in really bad shape now... If I don't make it, I just want you to know... I love you, Legault. *Lily ends the call and lets her arm droop to the side.* Dang it. I still don't have enough vitality to move... Darned disintegration beam. I didn't forsee Altair and Vega intervening when I was about to finish Persephone off... I was barely able to make it back to my coffin to re-integrate... I had to use up almost all of my dark vitality... 
*meanwhile, less than 20 feet away*
Regulus: *Regulus has been blasted into the wall for what's now the sixth time.* Ugh... Cunning little rat...
Pommy: *Pommy does his best imitation of the Kirby dance, ending with a fist-pump and a twirl of his ears.* Myu! Ha ha ha... *Pommy smirks at Regulus.* Give up yet?
Regulus: No... Legault's mate will die! Out of my way! *Regulus tosses a shadow bomb at Pommy.*
Pommy: Never! *Pommy leaps towards the bomb and swats it back at Regulus, then leaps away before he can be caught in the blast.*
Regulus: *Regulus is caught in the blast, but unaffected.* I am the Black Breath! Do you really think I can be harmed by my own element?
Pommy: Heh... Not really. I just had to keep the bomb away from Lily, that's all. In fact, I'm basically just biding my time by this point.
Regulus: For what? The Heroes' League is off at Empire City running after Andross. They can't spare any personnel to come back here! In fact, I'm not even sure what you're doing here...
Pommy: I'm here because I saw you sneaking away from the battle. You're the type who likes to stay in the thick of the action, so seeing you retreat without any apparent reason struck me as suspicious. Thus, I followed you.
Regulus: Hmph. You're a lot smarter than you get credit for, aren't you? But clearly not smart enough. You really should have known better than to pick a fight with me! Now, I'll end this! *Regulus begins to charge up power, only to get zapped again by Pommy.* Guh! Cheeky runt!
Pommy: I dunno about that. I've been kicking your ass so far.
Regulus: *snarls* That's it, lights out! *Regulus tosses a pair of gravity orbs at Pommy, which end up pinning his ears to Lily's coffin when he tries to beat them back.*
Pommy: *stuck* Myu... Urgh... *Pommy starts trying to break free.*
Regulus: *Regulus calmly retrieves his stake and walks towards Lily.* It's over.
Lily: Oh, no... T_T;
Pommy: NO!!! *With a truly heroic effort, Pommy breaks free from the gravity orbs and tackles Regulus with all of his strength.* It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt!!!
Regulus: W-what?!? How did you...
Pommy: *Pommy begins charging up power in his ears.* I will not allow a friend of mine to suffer an injury that can't be reversed... You won't murder Lily! Not on my watch!!!
Regulus: In that case... Your shift is over! *Regulus swiftly thrusts his blade at Pommy's face.*
Pommy: *Pommy effortlessly repels the attack with a static charge.* Nice try...
Regulus: 
Legault: *Legault walks in, catching his staff.* Lily, are you all right?
Lily: *Lily groggily peeks out from her coffin.* Legault... You made it... 
Regulus: ...Crud... *Regulus is beaten into unconsciousness by Legault and Pommy, but manages to activate his emergency escape system and warp back to the Black Fortress before he passes out.*
Pommy: *Pommy does another Kirby dance imitation.* Myu!
Legault: *Legault hugs Lily, relieved to see that she's safe.* Lily... I'm glad to see that you're safe...
Lily: 
Pommy: Awwwwww...
Lily: *Lily smiles warmly at Legault, then turns to Pommy.* Pommy... thank you. I really appreciate it.
Pommy: You're welcome, pal!
Legault: 
Lily: >_<; What?!? Lindsay's in danger?!? And... ugh... I really wish I could help, darling... Unfortunately, I'm pretty much powerless at the moment...
Pommy: Andross has been going around Empire City with fox-eating wasps... maybe those got to her.
Legault: *Legault looks like he's about to faint, but quickly regains his composure.* Andross is doing what?!? Argh... I can't let him get away with this! Especially if he's hurt Lindsay!!,
*Meanwhile, back in Empire City...*
Luther: Uhhhhhhhh... Why are the streets brown?
Tails: W-what's that sound? I can barely hear it over the Tornado's propellors, but it's driving me nuts... *Shaking off the momentary distraction, Tails tries to get into position to catch Cosmo, only for more of Mysto's magic missiles to zip right around his plane in order to hit Altair.*
Annie: 0_o; Aah! Tails!!
Tails: I'll be fine, Annie! You worry about yourself and your sisters!
Mysto: What the heck are you doing here, Tails?!? I don't have time to deal with you! Out of my way, I have an angel to kill!
Luigifan: The misguided champion of Christianity versus the misguided champion of Rodnovery... This can only end in bloodshed. Lots and lots of bloodshed. *Just then, Synder collides with Luigifan, having been punched back about 50 yards by Andross.* Oof!!!
Cassandra: We won't get anywhere if we don't disable his hands first!
Annie: Yeah, but do we have any bombs on hand? Otherwise we're going to be chewed up...
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Altair:*struggling to fly straight as Nessie continues talking* I am not... Going to loose to a vish!*drops Cosmo and falls out of the sky*
Cosmo:*quickly uses her powers to float back down*
Altair:*collapses in a confused heap*
Nessie:*quickly does a victorious pose on the defeated Altair* The witch has lost to a fish! Therefore fish is greater than witch.
Synder:*gets back to flying* We may not have bombs but I am sure that if he pulls that disgusting trick on me his mouth will have all of it's taste buds scorched off and his teeth will be the only things recognisable if i don't melt them.
Matt:*rejoins the team in his "Anti-Andross suit". He's piloting an Armored Core* I've got missiles. Will those work?
Tori: I'm not going to ask you where you got that. I am however going to ask if i can drive it.
Matt: No.
*five seconds later*
Tori:*is piloting the Armored Core while Matt has been reverted to his sprite from and sitting on her head* It's been my lifelong dream to be a pilot.
Nessie: (pilot of a giant death machine...)
Mysto:*with Altair incapacitated she attacks ruthlessly*
Nessie:*quickly gets away from Altair*
*meanwhile*
Ben:*uses wind magic to blow down the maze and finds Margret* All right this will prove difficult even for me.
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Luther: Durr...
Mysto: *Mysto relentlessly bombards Altair with magic missiles.* DIE! DIE! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everyone backs the hell away from Mysto very, very quickly. (Luther has to be dragged out of harm's way by Cosmo.)*
*meanwhile*
Tails: 
Annie: Gah, me and my big mouth!! Someone help me before I get eaten!!
Tails:
Andross: *Andross angrily spits out the bullets.* You irritating little...
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Nessie: (Sorry...) Oh why must I be cu-
Tori: Please stop talking and it won't happen again...*boosts ahead and catches up with Tails* Backup has arrived!
Matt: QUICK! FIRE EVERYTHING!
Tori: You really hate this thing... Okay, so we have grenade launchers, "pistols", missiles and a gatling gun.
Matt: Don't forget the beam sword, these things always need a beam sword.
Tori: ... And that will help against a flying enemy how? We can't really get close and the upward thrust is hard to keep in check.
Matt: What part of grenade launchers and gatling guns did you forget? We just use those!*pushes the fire button for the gatling gun like a maniac*
Tori: Wait, What about our ammo?!*quickly aims at Andross to stop wasting shots on nothing*
Matt: We have infinite. I made some modifications earlier.*he just made a giant copy of Snake's infinite ammo headband and stuck it on the AC*
Collin:*returned to his senses and caught up* ... Yeah I'm gonna blame Tori for this. Now we have giant robots running rampant. Thanks Obama.
Tora: Wait, didn't you say Tori was to blame?
Collin: Shut up, I blame whoever I want.
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Cassandra: *Cassandra gets hit by the wild firing.* Gah!
Annie: Cassandra!!!!
Cassandra: I'm fine, this form is really, really tough-
Luigifan: Not against magic, it isn't. We'll need to keep an eye on Mysto...
*Just then, Andross throws a chunk of kryptonite at Cassandra, which hits her in the face. Cassandra screams in agony and drops like a rock towards the ground.*
Annie: ._.; CASSANDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigifan: Where the hell did he get that?!?
Annie: ... ... ... 
*Just then, everyone (including Andross) gets knocked for a loop by a sonic boom from nowhere. As it turns out, this is Legault's jet flying by, but it's currently invisible. Legault is heading directly for Bowser's Castle, hell-bent on saving Lindsay.*
*Meanwhile, Cassandra lands directly on top of Ben.*
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Ben:*sits still even after getting smacked in the head. He is really serious in analyzing how to go about curing his friends... Unfortunately he is thus far unable to create a procedure that does not involve surgery* Please tell me you don't need help too, Cassandra.
*meanwhile*
Tori:*being a giant mech she recovers fast and quickly focuses the wild firing purely on Andross* I really don't think it's a good idea to get too close to him in the first place, but maybe you should attack from another angle to lower friendly fire.
Collin: No, she must take the bullets like a man.
Nessie: (Please let help come soon...)
Maid:*falls from nowhere onto Annie's flygon* Dammit Ben, you've got to fix that thing!
Nessie: Close enough.
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Annie: Ow! What the- comments.deviantart.com/1/3473… ">eep! D-don't kill me!!!
Luigifan:
Tails: 
*meanwhile*
Cassandra: *Cassandra manages to cancel her Superman mimicry, though with a lot of trouble, and gets up.* Urgh... I'll be fine. But now I have to think of another form that can fly... dammit...
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Maid: You're going to need to have that flinching of yours checked some time. And I'll inform you of my position since you were so kind to recruit me the second I came back n time. Damien has lost his "pet" Mermaid. Seen a football fish with an annoying voice flopping around?
Nessie: MY VOICE IS NOT ANNOYING!
Collin:*flops over. His mind was too weak to take such a harsh scream and a voice with mind altering powers*
Maid: Yeah, that'd be her...*looks over at Andross* Sadly, contrary to your assumptions I don't have a missile bay installed in my chest cavity. What I do have is a pyromaniac doll.*summons Marian and commands her to shoot fire balls at Andross*
Tori: This is... Incredibly ridiculous...
Marian:*has a meteor fly into Andross' mouth* Bulls eye!
*meanwhile*
Ben: I think they can handle that for now. What I think you should do is help me with Margaret. I can't perform surgery in the middle of a corn field nor do I know of any other way of getting the eggs out.
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Cassandra: What? What's wrong with Margaret... *Cassandra notices that Margaret is completely motionless, except for the rising and falling of her chest.* Oh dear... Well, first things first, Felicia and Randy should know about it... *Cassandra immediately begins to contact them.* Felicia? This is Cassandra. I found Margaret... She's not moving at all! She's not even blinking... I'm sure she's still alive, she seems to be breathing...
*meanwhile*
Felicia: What?!? You mean, she's been attacked by Andross's wasps?!? M-my poor sister... I'll go tell Randy, he might know what to do...
Jumpy: I'm sure I could handle it... where is she?
Cassandra: I have no clue where we are... It's just endless cornfields here! I'll transmit my coordinates to you now!
Randy: ...What did you say happened to Margaret?
*A minute later*
Randy:
Felicia: ... ... ...That boy is really crazy about my sister...
Charmy: To get through tight spaces, press the circle button to slide!
*meanwhile*
Andross: Graaah! You fool! *Andross once again attacks with lightning, hitting Flygon, Synder, and the Armored Core directly. Flygon is unaffected.*
Luigifan: For crying out loud... destroy the hands!!!!! *Luigifan starts shooting at Andross's hands.*
Annie: Eep! *Annie quickly gets out of the line of fire.*
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forgot to add this link in the reply. Matt is singing this before getting cut off. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuc0mV…
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Lyrics that barely make any sense? ...Oh, it's from Japan. Go figure.
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Fairly certain it was plain english. Though yeah it would make sense given who Arc System is.
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Ben: I figured you already knew... There has to be a way to destroy the eggs without damaging the host. Either that or we have to extract them with surgery and needless to say, cornfields aren't exactly sanitary. Not to mention if I'm correct, these eggs will eventually hatch and eat away at Margret saving her vitals for last letting her live until the end.
*meanwhile*
Tori: Our shields are down!
Matt: You jerk, repairs are gonna go through the roof for this!*warps out onto the top of the AC and mimics Len and equips a guitar* Let's see you fight with your eardrums blown out!*begins to play a remix of Terumi's theme and singing obscenely loud* Wailing wailing, a loud cry of pain or rage or sorrow, and with a wonderful singing voice, unbridled~*Forms note bombs and kicks them at Andross, several fall short but a few hit his hands. The others just bounce off his face*
Maid:*writhing in pain* Shut up! I can't hear myself in this noise!
N+C:*headbanging*
Maid: Now is not the time to rock out you idiotic myth!
Marian:*casts Mute on Matt*
Matt:*continues on... Seems he's too busy in his head to realize he's doing nothing*
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Andross: Grrrrr... You are becoming very annoying-
Eggman: *calling Andross* Andross!!! Do you read me? This is Eggman! Your laboratory's been infiltrated!!!!
Andross: WHAT?!?
*Quick cut to Andross's laboratory, where Legault, Lily, Luther, Phillip, Reuben, Cosmo, and Tora are wreaking havoc, with the rest of the Heroes' League on their way. As it turns out, Legault was smart enough to report to his allies before charging into wasp territory. Bowser, Mysto, and the rest of the League of Villains have their hands full keeping Flora, Sonja, and Lindsay out of the Heroes' League's hands.*
Andross: ._.; Grrrrr... I've wasted too much time out here! *Andross flees back into Bowser's Castle.*
Luigifan: You're not getting away!
Annie: Hang in there, sisters, I'm coming to the rescue! *Annie and Luigifan pursue Andross.*
*meanwhile*
Cassandra: Well, I'm sure Annie or Jumpy's powers could get the eggs out - they've dealt with parasites before. Unfortunately, Annie's busy dealing with Andross, and I'm not quite sure where Jumpy is at the moment...
*Meanwhile, Randy is still running through the cornfields, looking for Margaret and calling her name.*
Cassandra: ...How long do you think it'll take for him to realize that he won't be getting any answers? *sigh* I was hoping that we could take Margaret back to the Pikachu Cave so you could do your thing, but it looks like if we do that, Randy will be running around until he drops dead from exhaustion. [For the record - Margaret is perfectly aware of everything that's going on around her, so Cassandra's comment has just made her extremely nervous, but she has no way of expressing this. Which makes her feel even worse.]
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Tora: YEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!*sends smaller mooks flying away with her kanabo* And they said I'd never get to play baseball good enough, if only the tryout guys could see me now.
Cosmo:*sabotaging equipment* (I don't think drunks are allowed in sports...) Just focus on keeping the enemies away from us, the more we get rid of the better off we'll all be.
*meanwhile*
Matt:*unmuted and returned to the cockpit*Step on the gas!
Tori: ?
Matt: The turbo thingy...
Tori: Yeah, but... Don't you think we could use that person? She seems to be more effective on guys and that's exactly what we're fighting.
Maid: Oh hell no! That girl's voice is grating enough as is and you want to use her to stupify an psychopathic scientist head? Do you have any idea how stupid-
Nessie:*inside the armor core* i wanna sing! I wanna sing!
Maid: Please tell me we aren't bringing the other one along with us.
Collin:*about to climb into the AC* C'mon let's go kick some-
Tori:*boosts of before Collin could get a good grip*
Maid: I never get tired of seeing him getting hurt.
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Eggman: Gah! Don't touch that! If we lose control of those wasps...
Phillip: Oh God, they're starting to get agitated- *Just then, Cosmo gets stung and collapses. However, when the wasp settles onto her to lay eggs, it senses that she won't be edible to its larvae and aborts the attempt.* ...This isn't good. With Cosmo and Flora both down and Marcus not on the scene, there isn't much keeping us from getting stung...
*The wasps are getting irritated by all the commotion and are stinging everything that moves. Thanks to the law of averages, that's equating to just Bowser's army at the moment, but our heroes are on awfully thin ice...*
*meanwhile*
Annie: *Annie and Luigifan are chasing Andross through the castle, trying to find his lab.*
Luigifan: *Luigifan gets a call from Legault regarding the situation in the lab* ...Ha! It's over, Andross! The Heroes' League has already found your lab! Come on, Annie, let's save your sisters and wrap this up! *Luigifan veers away, with Annie following after a moment. Andross briefly looks slack-jawed and incredulous, then gives chase.*
*meanwhile*
Randy: *Randy runs past Cassandra, not noticing her, Ben, or Margaret.*
Cassandra: Randy? Randy?!?
Randy: *Randy is still calling out for Margaret, and doesn't hear Cassandra as a result.*
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Tora: What, why would you, whose idea was it to make such a flimsy leash on what is pretty much death? Let's make an unassuming computer the only thing between us and the total annihilation of an entire continent or so. What the hell is wrong with you people?!*dodges a wasp* Get away from me you disgusting monsters!*activates her were form and swats away wasps with odd vigor. Seems she is afraid of them*
*meanwhile*
Ben: *sigh* Cassandra we have more important things to worry about than Randy seeing Margret in danger. I don't know why I didn't think of this already but I need you to get Anya. We should be able to use her nanites to destroy the eggs without damaging Margaret.
*meanwhile*
Matt:*still in the AC but keeping in touch with radios* I fail to see why we shouldn't bring this.
Tori:*inside the castle with Luigifan* Probably because it's the size of a building.
Matt: And that means ditching the giant robot of death why?
Tori: Probably because, shut up Matthew!
Nessie:*is finding this all very silly*
Maid:*swats Andross with a large pillar* I'll see you guys later after I've dealt with the large threatening head that's trying to kill us. No big deal.
Nessie:
Maid: Don't you people have any sense of survival?!
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Luigifan: Thanks for the assist! *Luigifan and Annie vanish around the corner before Andross can give chase.*
Andross: 
*meanwhile*
Luther: I think bringing the mech in would be a great idea, if only because the wasps wouldn't be able to sting us in there!
Eggman: Gah! If the Extractor is damaged, we're all going to be incinerated!
Luther: ...Extractor?
Eggman: Urk! I've said too much...
Luther: I wonder if this "Extractor" thing is what's making these wasps so powerful...
Luther: Then we have no choice but to shut it down!
Eggman: Oh, crap...
*meanwhile*
Cassandra: Sounds like a plan! I just hope Randy will be all right out there...
Margaret: *Margaret is currently in a panic, worried sick about Randy, but is unable to express it.* *thinking* Oh no... What if he gets eaten by locusts?!?
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Matt:*crashed through the entrance anyway* Okay, I'll just blow it up!
Tori: Please don't, I don't want to get incinerated.
Matt: Don't worry, I'll shield everyone with my face, and do go whining about scars that I can just get rid of.
*meanwhile*
Maid:*guarding as best as she can, leaving Marian and Marion to take offense* Leave me alone already so I can kick your damn eyeballs in already!
*meanwhile*
Ben: Anya should still be at the base, But if you find Randy, tell him to calm the heck down already. Professional medication doesn't work with loud noises.
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Cassandra: Well, someone has to stay here and watch over Margaret so we don't lose track of her. Getting lost here would be really easy to do...
*meanwhile*
Andross: Accursed fool! *Andross flips out and swats both Marian and Marion into the wall... unfortunately leaving himself wide-open for a face-kicking. As a result, the Maid manages to launch him right out of the castle... through several walls...* Aaaaaargh!!!!
Bowser Jr.: *peeks through one of the holes made* ...Oh dear. Dad's not going to be happy about this.
*meanwhile*
Eggman: Oh crud... I'm serious, the explosion would demolish this whole castle, with everyone inside!!! We'll all be vaporized!
Annie: That... sounds hurty.
Sonja: I think destroying it may actually be a good idea. If it's left intact and falls into the wrong hands... well, remember what Sirius did on Angel Island? This will be about a hundred times worse.
Lily: Wait... *glares at Eggman* YOU BUILT ANOTHER OMNI CUBE?!?
Bomberman: *takes out a bomb* That's it... that thing is going down!
Eggman: :nervous: N-no wait... This Extractor is totally different... Eep! *Eggman hits the release button on the Extractor, supercharging the wasps and causing them to grow to a tremendous size.* Get rid of these intruders! Now now now now now now now!!! I need this machine to reach the Lost Hex in one piece in order to carry out my latest, greatest plan yet!
Sonja: Just don't come crying to me when your "magnificent" plan backfires and nearly gets the planet killed.
Eggman: Heh heh heh... there's no way it'll backfire! Not with my Cacophonic Conch-
Luigifan: Your what?
Eggman: Gah! I've said too much already...
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Tora:*watches a helpless mook get skewered* Oh that makes so much sense.*notices the wasps looking at her* Don't... You... Dare...*as soon as one of the wasps attacks Tora steals it's stinger right out of it's abdomen and starts crushing the poor thing piece by piece* That's what you psychopaths get! EVERY LAST ONE OF YA IS GONNA GO SMOOSH AND SPLAT!
*meanwhile*
Miad: Oh it's you. That little brat what thought he could just walk all over me when I was a little girl.*crushes a spiny that happened to walk into her path*
Marion: Is there even a point to this? Look, you went from a shy tiny girl to a tall amazon with basketballs glued to your chest. I don't think he can notice a similarity here.
Marian: Revenge before reason dear brother. Besides, the less she has to deal with death wasps the better. Bad enough that they're wasps but now they plain want to kill everyone. I mean, do you want to fight a giant wasp?
Marion: ...
*meanwhile*
Ben: Which is why I plan to stay here. or you stay here, It doesn't matter just make a portal to the base and then one of us will get Anya. If we don't hurry she could die. time is of the essence here and we already wasted quite a bit of it.
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Sonja: Whoa. What's gotten into Tora?
Annie: She probably doesn't want to end up like you and Flora did...
*By now, the Heroes' League has already recovered Sonja, Flora, and Lindsay. Annie has already healed Sonja and is currently healing Flora. Meanwhile, Phillip is busy helping Tora deal with the wasps.*
Legault: Well, at least it looks like we're all going to be all right-
*The wasps are all angrily buzzing around Tora and start stinging her relentlessly, causing her to go into toxic shock.*
Reuben: I think you might have spoken too soon...
Eggman: Yes, you're in a real hornet's nest of trouble now!
Luigifan: ...That was terrible.
Reuben: Also, I'm pretty sure Cosmo got stung...
Luigifan: ...You're right, I think she did... I don't think the wasps will have bothered to lay eggs in her, so she's not in any real danger unless we leave her behind like dumbasses.
Reuben: How are you so sure about that?
Luigifan: She's a plant. These wasps eat meat. The larvae wouldn't be able to digest her tissues anyways, so what would the point of laying eggs be?
Reuben: Good point... You could have brought that up before we made Matt start to panic...
*meanwhile*
Bowser Jr.: Uh... Why are you all looking at me like that...? *nervous*
*meanwhile*
Cassandra: You go get Anya, I wouldn't know where to find her. I'll focus on keeping an eye on Margaret and trying to calm Randy down.
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Tora: boar... help me...
Boar that only appeared in Tora's delusional mind: No. If you didn't want the mean wasps to sting you then you shouldn't have poked their nest.
Tora: *Dies unfulfilled, maybe*
Tori:*hiding just outside* Sister!
Nessie:
*meanwhile*
Maid: Oh, just remembering all the "good" times we had. like when you tried to kill me with your imbecilic robot reaper or whatever that stupid thing was. And all those times when I was just left in your castle after that, you just couldn't let grudges go. Remember me now diminutive chelonii?
Marion: Subtle like a wrecking ball.
*meanwhile*
Ben: I'm going to take this really slow since something must have disoriented you. Mimic a portal maker, and make a portal to the pikachu cave, then I'll get Anya so she can destroy the eggs without harming Margaret. Okay?
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Cassandra: Isn't that what I just said? And I think Anya's more likely to be at your place than the Pikachu Cave, and I don't exactly know where your house is...
*meanwhile*
Bowser Jr.:
[...Are you implying that the maid is Devin?!?]
*meanwhile*
Luigifan: ...Eep...
Annie:
Luigifan: ...How about we just regroup and get the heck out of here? We got everyone we came for... All that's left is recovering Tora...
Bowser: There is no way I am letting that pesky spy live...
Legault: Hmph. I knew you'd say that, Bowser. Which is why I can't let you live...
Luigifan: Hello? Fox-eating wasps on the loose?
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[yes. I wanted to make it secret but all things considered. With the hair and the "totally not Devin" disclaimer it's a tad obvious the more I look at it. Besides Blake will just make it even more obvious with his obsession. The child cast though won't know it.]
Ben: Just. Make. The. Portal.
*meanwhile*
Anya:*playing with Pichus*
*meanwhile*
Maid: Oh, you are one dense little freak. Perhaps if Devin talk like Devin use to talk. Remember Devin now stupid turtle?! So do me a favor and die.*punts Bowser Jr. into a wall*
*meanwhile*
Tori: She's not a spy, she's my sister.
Matt: Aren't we forgetting someone else? Someone green and important to my job?!
Cosmo:*twitching*
Nessie:*trying to scare away the wasps but they ignore her*
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Bowser Jr.: Aiee!
Lillian: *having walked in on the maid* ...Mind... blown... Well, it explains the similar temperament to Entegra, at least...
*meanwhile*
Cassandra: I just said I don't know where your house is, and I can't open a portal there if I don't know the location! I need to have the coordinates-
Felicia: *panting* Whew... I finally... found you guys... How's Margaret?
Cassandra: Paralyzed, but alive. Do you happen to know the coordinates to Ben's house?
Felicia: No, why do you ask?
Cassandra: Ben wants me to open a portal there and fetch Anya-
Felicia: Anya's at the Pikachu Cave at the moment.
Cassandra: ...Oh. *sheepishly opens the portal*
Luigifan: Didn't I just say Cosmo's in no immediate danger-
Annie: -unless we leave her behind like a pack of dumbasses? I do believe you were about to do exactly that.
Luigifan: ... ... ...
Bowser: *is currently trying to destroy the mech*
Luigifan: *tries to grab Tora with the Chain Link, but due to her extra weight, ends up pulling himself to her instead of the other way around and getting stung*
Annie: o_O; LUIGIFAN!
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Matt:**moves back before Over Boosting into Bowser to send him skidding away on his feet before quickly getting over to Luigifan and Tora*
Tori: Maybe we should have mentioned that she's really muscular.
Nessie:*was unable to move Tora so just grabbed Luigifan8 Ya think?
Matt:*grabs Tora with the mech and makes a full retreat and passes by Lilian* Hey, we're getting out of here!
Lilian:*gets into the mech like everyone else*
Maid: Tch.*to Bowser Jr.* You got lucky, but it doesn't matter to me I guess. In twenty years, you're still worthless!
Matt: ... How did we ever get this many people into an AC?
Maid: Someone is groping me...
Tori: I am not! You're the one pressing onto me with your freak tits!
Maid*didn't notice Tori beneath her* That's what all you perverts say.
Nessie:*lying on the floor* Back hurts.
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Flora: *having just been healed by Annie* Ugh... being... crushed... here...
Annie: Oh, geez, how am I supposed to heal Lindsay if I can't even reach her?
Reuben: How long until we're safe from those wasps?
Phillip: It sounds like they're following us... Tora must have really pissed them off...
Annie: *hysterical* Are you kidding me?!?
Flora: *Flora's fur is standing on end.* Oh, come on!
Lillian: Actually, I think they might be after the maid.
Phillip: Huh?!?
Lillian: Well... She is their natural prey...
Phillip: What.
Lillian: It turns out, she's actually D- *Lillian is suddenly cut off by the maid getting indignant and making death threats.*
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Maid: I will find so many violent ways to kill you with your own intestines if you say it...
Nessie: Knew it. Not human.
Tori: I don't care what she is as long as she stops smothering me in chest fat!
Maid: More importantly don't you have anyway to get rid of these things.
Matt: Not with Tora in my hands.
Maid: Then throw her away already!
Tori: You can't just throw away my sister!
Maid: We can if she's going to be worthless and get us killed.
Matt: Why are we scared of wasps that can't pierce our armor?! We should be invincible in here.
*meanwhile*
Ben:*has brought Anya to the field where she has begun the process of destroying the eggs*
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Lillian:
Everyone: Say WHAT?!?
Phillip: You mean the maid is actually Devin?!?
Lillian: Eep! Oh crap, I can't believe I let that slip!
Annie: *has finally managed to reach Lindsay and is now healing her* ...That... certainly explains where she got the puppets...
Flora: ...You're joking, right, Lillian? Devin was so nice, and this maid is just so scary...
Lillian: Yes, that's exactly it! I'm just joking! Yeah... heh heh... please don't kill me...
Flora: What... What happened to her?
Cassandra:
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Maid: You are the worst heroes and secret keepers ever! I can't trust you with even a task as simple as being quiet! As for what happened in twenty years do you want to know what you bastards did? NOTHING!
Matt: And that's bad... Why?
Maid: Perhaps if you idilics look at the ground every once in a while.*checks her hand to see if she's altering the timeline* Nope, still didn't change a thing. But what did I expect from a group consisting of a fat psychopath, plumbers, vampires, a hedgehog only good for running, explosive freaks, and god knows what other pointless things.
Matt: Not cool, some of these worthless people had a hard time so you can't just start calling them names.
Maid: What if I was spat upon? What if no one so much as glanced at me? What if these heroes just walked by me because they're blind to anyone not being attacked by a freakin' idiot!?
Tori: What if I just clawed your boobs off.
Maid: ... That'd be nice actually.
Nessie: Please no. Blood's gross.
*meanwhile*
Anya: What the hell man?
Ben: Are you monsters that desperate to kill people?!
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Flora: T_T; I'm so sorry...
Luther: Sounds like the wasps are no longer chasing us...
Phillip: What the hell are they doing to Margaret?!?
*meanwhile*
Cassandra: *is chasing the wasps as Gate* Friggin' no-good superpowered wasps...
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Maid: SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT WHEN THIS SUBJECT IS IN EARSHOT OF IDIOTS WHO THINK I'LL BE HAPPY TO HELP THEM FIGHT A FIRE BREATHING TURTLE FOR FREE!
Matt: Dude. Stop making fun of Luigifan right now.
Maid: Too bad for you I have all the mocking in the world since you have to go and get those wasps.
Tori: You are a cruel, cruel, *****.
Maid: Wes, well that happens when "friends" leave you in a pit ignore you for many years and think nothing about the fact that you're suddenly measurable in feet.
Matt: Stop mocking us and maybe I won't drop you to make us go faster.
*meanwhile*
Ben:*flying after the wasps in dragon form* Return her immediately you mindless violence fanatics!
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Wasps: *Being mindless, the wasps pay Ben no heed.*
Annie: *healing Lindsay*
Phillip: Oh man... Does Randy know about this?
Lillian: Do we have any way to stop these wasps?
Phillip: Right now? Only the Raid, which would probably cause more harm to Devin.
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Maid: If the raid can't hurt those things then it can't hurt me, I'm not such a blithering idiot that I can't hold my breath.
Matt: We'd be able to just gun them down if I didn't have Tora to Worry about. I'm not willing to get close enough to cut them down nor would it be a good idea to fire the missiles now that they've got someone.
Maid: Which is why you should just drop her already! Who cares if a drunk dies again?
Tori: I do when that drunk is my sister!
Collin:*under Matt's seat* why don't we just ram them?
Everyone: That is just stupid...
Ben: Die you abominations!*burns one of the empty handed wasps with fire breath*
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Lindsay: *having been healed by Annie* Hey guys, I have an idea. What if we load the Raid into this mech's guns instead of the bullets? That way, we do minimum damage to Margaret and maximum damage to those friggin' wasps.
Legault: ...That sounds utterly insane, and yet, somewhat plausible. Good to have you back, sis. *hugs Lindsay*
Lindsay: Eee! There's not much personal space here!
Annie: *trying to heal Luigifan* Tell me about it.
*meanwhile*
Randy: *has caught sight of the wasps, and is now chasing them on the ground* Hang in there, Margaret!
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Matt: Or it would be a good idea, except we have Tora in the robot's gun hand and I don't think I can carry a person with a laser sword.
Maid: *cough*Dropher.
Tori: Hissss...
Matt: I don't suppose the fish has a better idea.
Nessie: ...
Matt: I thought so.
Nessie: (If thrown at the correct angle it could be possible to eject the gun, then hold it with the sword arm and fire using one of the fingers of the gun hand without dropping the drunk. Following with guns shot at...)
Maid: Nessie, stop talking like a blonde. In case you haven't noticed if you so much as say three words right now our pilot is gonna fly us into the ground.
Nessie:*moves Mattout of his seat and ejects the gun*
Matt: You idiot!! That took me forever to make, and it was our only useful weapon right now!
*of course it just so happens that Nessie manages to keep the gun using the AC's arm*
Maid: Oh good. You intend to fire blindly like a mad woman without a trigger finger.
Nessie: Concentrating...
Maid: Oh let me guess. You think you can accurately shoot a bunch of dumb bugs with a gun that isn't being held right without harming the hostage?
Nessie:*shoots one of the wasps heads destroying it* So sorry. Was thinking. Say what?
Maid: (Your two word safety wins this time fish head...).
Matt: Will to believe in self... Dropping...
Tori: Well... We-We couldn't have done it without your robot.
Nessie: Vastly inferior. Near miss.
Matt: Why me? Why am I getting insulted by a fish?
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Lindsay: That. Was. Awesome!
Luigifan: You just took the words right out of my mouth.
Annie: ...So, does anyone other than the maid have any ideas about what to do with Tora? *Annie looks mildly nervous.* I'd really rather not put myself at risk of getting stung.
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Nessie: No clue...
Matt: Well given that I have my hands free we could send her to the hospital at base.*mimics Yukari and gaps Tora back to the cave*
Nessie:*grabs the gun and continues destroying individual wasps leaving only the ones carrying Margaret*
Tori: What are you waiting for? Shoot them!
Nessie: Uh... The ground.
Maid: Well it was a noble life. I'm sure she wouldn't mind if we sacrificed her.
Tori: I was mistaken, you don't have an excuse for your quip.
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Luigifan: Margaret's not going to be killed by a few bullets. That said, Garcia's also able to survive being shot at, but that doesn't mean he particularly enjoys it.
Cassandra: *chasing the wasps as Antasma* I will devour you pesky vermin!! *tosses shadow bats at the wasps*
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Nessie: Very well.
Matt: Hold on! This is high grade military stuff we're talking about. As in, meant for blowing up other AC's and other military vehicles and even cities if necessary... Though that's more the point of the missiles...
Tori: Looks like we might not need to worry about that. Those bats seem like they can get rid of the wasps no problem.
Maid: Cowards.
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Luigifan: Er.., what?!?
Annie: That sounds... rather painful... *shudders*
Lillian: Poor Margaret...
Cassandra: *still sending her bats at the wasps, thinning out their numbers*
Luther: Hey Matt, you wouldn't happen to have any idea who Cassandra's mimicking at the moment, would you?
Margaret: *is about to drop down to the ground*
Luigifan: ...Hmm... I have no idea... Maybe it's what would happen if Cackletta and Dracula had a baby?
*Everybody cringes as Luigifan says this, and turns towards him with "WTF?" expressions.*
Lily: ...WHAT. No. No no no. I did not want to think about that!
Margaret: *falls out of the sky unnoticed*
Phillip: Uh, guys? Where's Margaret?
Flora: ...Oh dear...
Cassandra: *tries to catch Margaret, but misses and crashes into the mech*
Annie: Gah!!
Cassandra: *stuck on the windshield like a bird*
*meanwhile*
Margaret: *lands right in front of Randy, who trips over her*
Randy: Oof! ...Margaret? Oh, thank God I found you! Are you all right? *Getting no response, Randy begins to fear the worst, but has his fears assuaged when he finds that Margaret still has a pulse.* So, you're still alive... That's good to know, but I still need to find a way to get rid of the effects of this toxin! Jumpy should still be in the city... *Randy runs off towards what he thinks is the direction of Empire City, carrying Margaret with him, but he is in fact horribly lost. Margaret finds herself silently cursing her inability to just tell Randy to stay still so that Ben and Anya can find them.*
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