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Published: 2014-10-26 15:03:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 1064; Favourites: 44; Downloads: 19
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Спайк стал пони, Твайлайт превратилась в дракона, что дальше?
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"What do you MEAN, I can't eat them for wrecking by books?!"
-- A recently-dragonized Princess Twilight Sparkle to Princess Celestia, after a Royal Guard and a Changeling got into a scuffle in the former's castle that ended up demolishing several bookshelves.
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"Please calm your instincts, Twilight; dragon stomachs can dissolve literally rock-solid MINERALS, and even if you put spells to protect them from digestion and provide them with air, the experience of going through your draconic digestive tract would be deeply unpleasant and traumatic. That's why eating other sapient individual is still outlawed under the international Concord Conventions. Plus, Changelings probably won't taste very good..."
--- Princess Celestia, to her recently-draconic fellow Princess.
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"Fine...you have a point, Celestia. But if I can't eat them, then they'll BOTH have to pay back the damage they did to the bookshelves. Plus interest! And If they refuse, I'll step on them. But...how would YOU know Changelings might taste bad? You never told me about YOU going dragon..."
--- Princess Twilight Sparkle, in response to Celestia's lecture
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