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Published: 2009-07-21 05:29:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 1229; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 44
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"Wanna see a magic trick?"Human Dimentio, whoooo~
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Hn...
This human version of Dimentio honest-to-god REALLY inspired me to make my human Dimentio more psychotic and creepy. And for that i thank you. For without this wonderful piece of work, my Dimentio wouldnt look crazy like he does today
His expressions REALLY gets to me. I mean goodness gracious, it's AMAZING.
Such intensity (spelling? >v>" )....wow xD"
I always show this to my friends at school and say "SEE!? ISNT THIS AMAZING! I wish mine look as amazing as this ! D: "
So yes. once again i applaud this wonderful piece and give you a 
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Thank you so much! I have been told some times before that my Dimentio is TOO crazy, but I suppose its because I start drawing things from the Joker and Kefka and make him even MORE messed up than he started with. XD
I am glad I inspired ya! And thank you so much for the fave!
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TOO crazy? Dimentio's SUPPOSED to be crazy and psychotic! Lol! xD
Your welcome -^^-
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Yuuuup! I thought it was amusing XD
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The creepy factor is what makes it awesome.
-grabs popcorn and watches-
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I'd stay for the show. XD
"I'm going to make this pencil..disappear"
-BAM-
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Just don't volunteer! XD
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Awww.. I've never been a volunteer!
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Well if it involves betrayel and mixing two different things which HAVE to look like you then i might consider....
Marx: oooh bright and sparkly......
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EEEK! I feel faint...*faints from sheer level of awesomeness in this picture* He looks like he's ready to saw someone in half...who's the unlucky assistant? Goombella, or LUIGI?
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*revives you* You'll miss the show!
Take your pick? XD
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Oh noes! I don't wanna miss the show! I'll miss the trick with the honey, the whip, and the chocolate syrup...XD
Dimentio: *has same expression as the picture* Oh, Luiiiiiigiii...I order you to come to me...>8D
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...I want to see that trick. 8DDDDDDD
Luigi:...MAAAAAAAAARIOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs like heck*
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Yesh. It will be KINKTASTIC. XP
Dimentio: *hand shoots out, grabs him by the scruff of his neck* Ah ah ahh~! As my lackey, you belong to ME. *begins pulling him back*
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HU HU HU HU~!
Man, you need a Tegaki. X3
Luigi: G-get offa me! I don't belong to anyone (but maybe-a Daisy)... *struggles*
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Whoop whoop whoop!
I got one! XD Haven't drawn anything yet, though!
Dimentio:...true...I suppose that means I should mark you PROPERLY...*bears teeth in a wicked smile*
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*sits in front row*
Comment on mine so I can find yooou. XD
Luigi: I-I'd rather not... LOOKOVERTHERE!
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Me: *sits there too*
Dimentio: *appears onstage* Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I shall require a volunteer from the audience!
I can't right noooow, I don't have my tablet! D< My screenname's the same as this one, though!
Dimentio: *runs tongue over one of his sharp teeth, but looks* Hmmm?
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Me:...*hides behind popcorn bag*
Okie dokie! I will go see if I can find you!
Luigi: *hits him right in the teeth and runs like heck* AHHHHHHHHH~
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Dimentio:...how about YOU? *looks at you appraisingly*
My avvie sucks. XD But I drew it with a mouse!
Dimentio: !!!! *reels back, then charges after him, hissing* You ungrateful little whelp! I'll tan your hide, like a bull's before LEATHER is made!
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Me: Huh...me? *peeks over bag* Uhh...
That's alright. XD
Luigi: *shoots fireballs back behind him* You freak me out, get awaaaay! *jumps up higher to try to flee*...a...a warp pipe! Good!
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Dimentio: *nods* 83 Come up here, if you'd please.
You find me? :3
Dimentio: *dodges, snarling* You're my property, my lackey, my slave! You'll do as you're told, or so help me, I'll pull you through the Underwhere like beef through a MEAT GRINDER. *is gaining*
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Me: Um...*casts look at you, then back at stage* O-okay.... holdmypopcorn...
Yup! Chamelan icon! X3
Luigi: *wishes he had a p-wing or super star* N-never!
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Me: Righto! *takes it*
Dimentio: That's it, child, come up where I can see you properly...
I want to change it, but I don't have the attention span right now! XD
Dimentio: *finally catches up, grabs his leg with a vicelike grip* Ahahaha...too slow, lackey, too slow!
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Me: *walks meekly up there, unsure thinking: I am either going to die...or die of embarassment*
Bwaha. XD
Luigi: Akkk! *grabs the edges of the warp pipe kicking* Leggo youa freaky clown!
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Dimentio: *smiles pleasantly* What's your name, Mizery?
I'm currently drawing a picture of Dimentio holding a broken heart (to the song Don't Fall in Love). XD
Dimentio: *yanks HARD* I-don't-think so, slave!
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Me: Unnervingly close...it's Missy to most who know me...
Daaaaaw! X3
Luigi: Ak! *pops back and lands on him*
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Dimentio: Missy! Excellent! Now, listen closely, Missy, as I am going to give you important instructions...
I originally wanted to have him saying "You can't break your heart when it's been ripped from your chest..." (in honor of my boyfriend and I breaking up. >8 )
Dimentio: *leaps up, pins him to the wall* Now that I have you EXACTLY where I want you...*brushes some of his hair out of the way, revealing his neck*
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Me: *listens intently*
Awww! (I'm so sorry. D8)
Luigi: AHHH! NO NO! *kicks frantically, trying to break free*
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Dimentio: I am going to saw you in half. Now, the magic I'm going to use for this trick is a little unpredictable...which is why I'll have to ask you to remove any iron on your person.
I'll post it on here, too, with a list of things I can picture him saying... (It's okay...to tell you the truth, I felt a lot more relaxed about the whole thing than I probably should have!)
Dimentio:...but first! *snaps fingers, SUPERSTRONG magical glue binds Luigi to the wall* I know you'd much rather return to your Mario than serve moi...which is why I've found myself a NEW servant. *cruel smile* Luigi, I'd like you to meet Miss D. *calls* Miss D! Are you ready for your debut?
*Daisy daizedly walks in, a florosprout on her head*
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Me
Okie dokie! (We'll at least you are not bawling your eyes out and such)
Luigi: DAISY!!! Rrr! Once I geta out of here! I'll ring your little-a neck! *struggles, then hangs limp, letting the threats disperse*
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Dimentio: Splendid! *extravagent gesture towards box* Climb in, please.
...any ideas for what he will say? (I've got some, but they're kinda bland. XD)
Dimentio: *throws head back laughing, mockingly* Ahahahahahaha! Poor Luigi...all he can do is sit on the sidelines, AS USUAL, while poor little Miss D becomes my new sidekick. She'll do everything I order her to, like a dog trying to please her master. If I order her to spit in your face and scream that she hated you, she will do it. If I order her to throw herself off the edge of a cliff, she will do it. *pauses, pulls Daisy closer to him*...If I order her to slip into french maid lingeree and play the submissive...SHE WILL DO IT.
Daisy: *has a big stupid grin on her face, her eyes look glassy*...
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Me: *motions to you to take pics, then climbs in*
About heart break over things in general?
Luigi: No no.... *shuts his eyes, like its a bad dream, trying to shake it off*
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Me: *has a camera ready*
That, and and how we'd all be better off without LOVE. XD
Dimentio:...of course...you aren't COMPLETELY helpless in all this, Luigi...I, being the kind and generous person I am, might be willing to make an exchange...
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Me: I'm ready!
"Whoever said "Better to have loved and lost better than not to have loved at all" clearly has never suffered a loss." or something like that. XD
Luigi: ...exchange...?
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Dimentio: Good. Brace yourself. *grins, and begins sawing away!*
That's great! Thanks...I'll remember it!
Dimentio: *nods solemnly* Yes. An exchange. You see...I know how much you love Daisy, and I know how much you'd love her to go free. I was perfectly fine with letting you go and keeping this fine young woman all to myself. But then I thought, "Now Dimentio, why should I cause Luigi any more pain than I already have? Imagine Luigi returning home with his tail between his legs and his head bowed low..." And I decided to offer Daisy's freedom...if someone were to take her place...
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Me: Ohlordjesusprotectme...
Okay! Um... lets see... "Love...hope...fairy tales... you believe in them, till one day you wake up, and find they are all lies."
Luigi:....Fine! Just let her go..and don't hurt her!
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Dimentio: *finishes sawing, pushes two halves apart* Tadaaaa!~
Ehehee, this is golden!
Dimentio: *smiles cruelly* I'm SO glad we could work out a deal...Daisy, my dear, you're off the hook, like a fish escaping the lure. *yanks florosprout off*
Daisy: Huh? *snaps out of it* What just...*spots Luigi*...Oh NO...Luigi! *runs over to him*
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Me: *looks down at leg part and wiggles toes.
Thaaaanks! X3 It's interesting trying to make these up while listening to the song "So Close" from the movie Enchanted. xD
Luigi: Daisy, you shoulda really get outta here... *looks over at her*
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Dimentio: I shall now reconnect the two...by MAGIC! *waves his hands, a flash of purple smoke, and your bottem half is reattached to your top half!* Now...*looks at bottom half*...whoops...that wasn't supposed to happen...
XD It's kinda hypocritical!
Daisy: Luigi, I'm sorry, I didn't want to, he threatened to kill you if I didn't-!!...I'm sorry...*takes hold of his hands*
Dimentio: *laughing* Oh, poor souls...to be torn apart like a steak by a dog...I'd leave if I were you, my sweet. Luigi has TRAINING to complete.
Daisy: You! You monster! *charges at him*
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WHAT? *looks*
Kinda, but it talks about how they COULD have had a happy ending, but it probably won't be (from the sound of the lyrics) GIVE A LIIIISTEN!
Luigi: Daisy! NO! D8
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*there's a writhing mass of tentacles where your legs used to be*
Dimentio:...it'll wear off eventually.
I'll go look it up when I can! ^^
Dimentio: *snaps fingers, and she stops in midair*
Daisy: ?!?!
Dimentio: Because I know just how much it HURTS to be separated from a loved one, I'll excuse that little outburst. *flicks fingers* 'Ta~!
Daisy: *goes flying out the door* LUIGIIIIII!
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Me:...This is actually kinda cool if I can walk.. *mouth at you* Take a pic! This is so going on facebook!
Okies!
Luigi: DAISY!! If you hurt her... *glares at Dimentio*
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Me: *takes pics* I got 'em, I got 'em!
Dimentio: Now, I shall need one more volunteer...anyone?
Dimentio: *laughs* Ahahaha! Of course not...she was part of our bargain, remember? *goes over to get him down* I'll have you know that any more attempts to escape from my clutches will result in Miss D getting dragged back here...
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Me: *slides back to my seat, taking the popcorn and soda and candy and STILL having hands free!*
*everyone is dead silent after seeing that trick turn...interesting*
Luigi: I'm not going to be Mr. L again, am I? Because that was NASTASIA who did that...
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Dimentio:...how about YOU? *points to me*
Me:...eep...hold the camera! *gets up*
Dimentio: Only if you want to be...although personally, if you ask ME, it'll look better than the french lingeree I have in your closet...*pervy smile*
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