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Published: 2009-07-21 05:29:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 1230; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 44
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"Wanna see a magic trick?"Human Dimentio, whoooo~
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Me:...I have Gear Bunny. 8D
Luigi: *is now fully awake* Look, no one-a likes to wake up to a SNAKE in the face...
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Bunny: *looks at you upside down* Boing!
Me: I think he wants to see...*spots an X-rated cheat*
Dimentio:...it would seem not...I suggest you get dressed and come to breakfast. I will be waiting for you...*gets up, brushes off dust*
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Me:...I like him... cute lil guy. *looks at you* What about what? *trying to cover up a bit*
Luigi:...is there...uh...anyone else-a here?
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Me: I think I found an X-rated cheat...but if the innocent ones do X-rated things in the first place, maybe the X-rated ones do innocent ones!
Dimentio: *pause*...there might be. I might be getting another assistant today. I must go and check something, like a librarian checking that all her books are there. Go to the dining room and wait for me there; that is an order. *walks out briskly to his office*
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Me: Thats true...my tank cheat got me a bunny instead of a killer warpath tank...
Luigi: *gets up and walks that way, sighing*
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Me: Okay....XXXXXXXXXXXXX!
Dimentio: *sounds of him talking with another person can be heard inside his office*
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Me: *watches*
Luigi: *listens in*
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*...my bonds come undone* What now?! 8D
Dimentio: *conversation phasing in and out* Are you sure you want to...not something you can walk out on...obey me without question?
???: Of course I...always wanted to try this!...so much fun!
Dimentio: Are you doing it to help my...or do you just want to see Luigi?
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Me: Get mine off too! 8D
Luigi: *blinks, listening in*
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Me: Okay, I-*approaches you*
Bunny: BOINGSNARL! *bears razor teeth*
Me: EEEK! *tears hand away*
???:...help you...when do I start?
Dimentio: Right now! This...uniform...wear it with pride!
???: Thanks much...my codename?
Dimentio:...just call you Miss D...on, please.
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Me: Gear Bunny! She is here to help, be nice. *pets bunny*
Luigi: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8
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GB:...RRRRR. *growls, but lies down*
Me: Okay, here we go...*begins to undo bonds*
Dimentio:...ready?
Miss D: Yup...go!
Dimentio: *opens door*...you know, it is considered very rude to eavesdrop, Luigi.
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Me: Good boy! 83
Luigi: Ekk! I just..was..a...walking by!
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Dimentio: Here I come, ready or not! *walks in*
Me: Oop! *stands in front of you*
Dimentio: Yes, whatever you say...
Miss D: *leaps out* *is now wearing a black bandanna, a bright purple dress with a MUCH shorter skirt, and black leggings*
Heya, L-boogie! What's shakin'? *friendly punch on the shoulder*
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Me: Akk. *doesn't want him to look or get his hands on Gear Bunny*
Luigi: D-d-daisy? What are you doing here? *blinks*
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Dimentio: *looks us both over* Ahaha...using cheat codes, I see...
Miss D: It's Miss D now, L-boogie! I'm getting into touch with my dark side! *strikes a pose* I think it's the bandanna; it, like, changes your whole perspective on stuff!
Dimentio: Now, you two...I'm going to give you a practice assignment for you to try on your own. Are you ready?
Miss D: Yes, boss! *salutes*
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Me: Its not like we could use anything else...
Luigi:...c-can I go get changed first? *in rumpled regular clothes, hat somewhere*
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Dimentio:...up down up down chu chu chu. *your clothes come back on* That's better. Now, then...
Dimentio: *nods* Of course. I'd like you to dress as Mr. L, it'll make what I have in mind much easier for all of us.
Miss D: I can't wait! *looks like she's exploding with energy!*
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Me:..That was Space Channel 5! *holdings Gear Bunny*...you're not going to make me send him back, are you?
Luigi: Right... *walks back to room, heaving a great sigh, why was Daisy doing this? Grabs out his Mr. L costume, and puts it on*
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Dimentio: *smiles* Yes. Yes it was. And no, I think he'll be useful...
GB:...Boing?
Miss D: *kicking a foot absentmindedly* What's the plan, Boss?
Dimentio: Patience, Miss D, patience...we must wait for Luigi, like a frozen burrito in the microwave.
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Me: Oh....?
Mr. L: *walks out*...I smell likea cheap body spray. Dl
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Dimentio: It's all a part of the plan!
Me: WHAT plan?
Dimentio: My plan to destroy the universe!
Miss D: *wolf whistles* Hooo-WEE, L-boogie! You're looking GOOD!
Dimentio:...yes...VERY good...ahem. Now, gather close, you two, and I'll give you the skinny.
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Me: But Gear Bunny is the SAVIOR of the UNIVERSE. Or at least Gear was...or could destroy it... *pets bunny*
Mr. L: *scoots closer, blushing a bit at the wolf whistle*
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Dimentio:...a lesson. Work WITH me...or FOR me. *stares*
Me: Errrrrm....
Dimentio: What I'm going to ask you to do is so simple, I'm not even going to bother helping you. Now, I want you two...*pauses for effect*...to rob a bank.
Miss D: Woohoo! 8D A bank, all right!
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Me:..I already made a deal with Fawful....sorry. D8
Luigi: Rob a bank-a? Why??
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Dimentio: Oh, REALLY...then maybe you could help me with a matter CONCERNING him...
Me:...are you gonna kill him? D8
Dimentio: To test your skills...you'll need to sneak in, reveal yourselves at precisely the right moment, and most importantly, actually getting away with the prize. Now, I'll have you know that if you are caught and arrested, I WILL bail you out...but know that there will be a punishment when we get back to base. Is that clear?
Miss D: Crystal, boss! *salutes* C'mon, L-boogie! Let's go and make history! *tugs at his hand*
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Me: Don't kill him! ...>.>
Mr. L:...right...um...
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Dimentio: Of COURSE not! I'd never kill him...(just break every bone in his body like a toothpick)
Miss D:...wait, which bank should we rob?
Dimentio: It does not matter...any bank, as long as it's robbable.
Miss D: All right!
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Me: Poor Fawful... D8
Mr. L: Luigi... Toad Town Bank?
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Me:...at least people never mistake him for a GIRL.
Dimentio: WHAT WAS THAT?
Me: Nothing, nothing!
Miss D: All righty, then! *grabs Mr. L by the hand, starts running* Let's go, I can smell the suckers from here! 8D
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Me: Hehehehhe~ I did that the first time I saw him. *gestures at Dimentio*
Mr. L: Oh joy~ *is dragged*
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Gastly: Dimentio, you sure are creepy! 0__0
Me: Yeeah, I guess he is! ^__^ Great piccy!
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Me: you're very welcome! ^___^
Gastly: *glares at Dimentio*
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"I can make your teeth... SPARKLE!!!"
It's like a toothpaste commercial! 8D An insane one that would make a ton of money...
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You are brilliant, my friend. xDDDDDD
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No kid would DARE not brush their teeth! 8D
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Cause Dimentio would come in and bust ALL their teeth out if they did not! XP
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Ahh, nothing like motivation. XD
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It's like running a track race with a t-rex behind you! XD
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The feel of wind in your face....drool on your back... XD
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Oh my. Wonder who THAT sould be...?
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Well...either the t rex..or a very slobbery kid behind you.
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SLOBBERY KID. YOU ALWAYS APPEAR AT THE INNOPROTUNE MOMENT!
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Slobbery Kid: Bu-bu-...WHAAAA! *runs off crying*
You made him cry. Good job CAPSING at him. XD
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oh dear, i won't be able to caps for a week now out of shame... *sigh...* tt-tt
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I'm sure the CAPS fairy will make it all better!
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Oh joy! She will leave money under my pillows! 8D
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And write you a note in all CAPS too! XD
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